I’m 27, my mom just found this and sent it to me. Might have shed a tear, it’s still true.5yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
My wife texted me “This is how I just woke up from my nap” and sent me this picture.6yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/mlem
My Reaction and My Wife's Reaction when we go out to dinner and our hot waitress says something funny.10yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW my wife thinks I'm trying to get out of plans by saying I have diarrhea but then I poop myself.7yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
This is how my dog, Obi, looked at me when I called his name.10yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingDerps
The last remaining board of the crappy tree house I made when I was little.7yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/TreesSuckingOnThings
Every year me and my wife buy the shirt of the team we want. This year I was lucky to have my GIANTS FAN wife root for my Eagles with me!6yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/eagles
The trick is to undercook the onions, everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot7yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
An open faced tuna melt on sourdough with some old blue cheese I needed to get rid of.7yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Eagles fan here with a sh*t post. Every year me and the wife buy a shirt for the team we want to win. Hope Manning wins, announces retirement, and rides off into the sunset. ✊🏼8yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/DenverBroncos
My reaction when getting home late after a night out drinking and my wife is up waiting with questions.7yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Eagles fan here, met your up and coming line backer Vontae Diggs at a rooftop bar in Chicago this past weekend.6yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/Redskins
At the theater and this faggot really just took the rest of Charlie's money for tobacco what a pile of garbage.8yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
Eagles fan coming in peace here. Just wanted to show you guys that ESPN fantasy refuses to believe you won the game Sunday.8yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/buffalobills
Move aside kids! You’re only allowed to see the new Lion King if you were born in the 90’s.5yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/gatekeeping
My buddy put an old pic on facebook of him and his sisters, one of them being a demon apparently.6yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/confusing_perspective
My baby sister just had my first nephew. Welcome Hunter, a brand new Eagles fan.10yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/eagles
Excited for my brother in law (Malignaggi) to be on the Corona bottle next month!10yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/Boxing
I put just enough milk in my coffee to accidentally make it the same exact color as my coffee cup10yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I live in Pennsylvania so every once in a while when I get a chance to get over to Delaware this happens.7yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/drunk
MRW I really have to pee in the morning but my wife is in the bathroom pooping.9yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My pregnant baby sister was in the mood for pulled chicken mixed with mayo (some sort of chicken salad I guess) and kraft single American cheese. All cold.6yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Thank god some of these companies send free magazines, these inserts will do just fine. Say bye bye to that expensive Toilet Paper.10yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
Ok guys I'm sorry this is my second time posting in a week but I just acquired bull testicles for my super bowl party and I'm squirming over it. Any of you guys ever cook these?8yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/DenverBroncos
Poured myself a shot of rum into my Portals drowning shot glass, and a fly landed in the rum... and drowned.10yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Studying an article at a meeting when I realize that the internet has ruined me.10yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/funny
I guess around my age is when everyone starts getting married. I'm in 3 in the next year. My bank account hurts.10yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW I comment a joke about my wife being smarter than me because she beat me in trivial pursuit and I get 100 replies saying “knowledge isn’t intelligence”6yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
The sign doesn't infuriate me, the fact that they need to remind their employees to flush.. does.10yr ⋅ Dustinj1991 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
