It’s true. He pays me $20k a week. I was the desk. Jesus clapped. Etc.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/thatHappened
This old girl rolled off the line 16 years ago today! Purrs as good as new!1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/standardissuecat
Somehow this doesn’t seem unintentional. Especially when you squeeze out the toothpaste.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/mildlypenis
I’ve never had the opportunity to choose such a perfect flair.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/ShitMomGroupsSay
He said he needs to go to bed. I guess he’s sleeping in his chair tonight. 🤷♀️1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/cathostage
Note to self-don’t use a peely base if I’m going to be kneading bread dough 🥴2mo ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
SIC is malfunctioning-tried resetting to the factory settings but with no luck. Doesn’t seem to be affecting her performance at all luckily.2yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/standardissuecat
I really need to pee and I’m super hungry and would like to get some breakfast, but I guess l’ll just go ahead and ignore both.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/cathostage
I had to share this picture of my baby because she’s perfect. The most perfect 15 year old kitten. You could say she’s not perfect but no one would believe you because look at her. Perf-ect-ion. That’s all, carry on.2yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/seniorkitties
He’s an absolute sweetheart. But reminds me frequently that he can fuck me up if he wants.2yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/murdermittens
The detail work on some of these classic SIC models is truly unparalleled. I mean, look at the intricacies of the whisker dots, the perfectly painted booper. We’ve had this one for 15 years, all original parts-and she’s looking as good as the day we brought her home!2yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/standardissuecat
My vintage 2007 model needed some grill work done. It made the whole front end look different, but I love it.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/standardissuecat
Look at how adorable this face is. No, seriously, look at it. Gah. She’s so cute.7mo ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/TuxedoCats
Baby girl Pano is 15, and as you can clearly see, she’s the best.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/seniorkitties
His face screams “Please, God. No more Little House on the Prairie cosplay. And would you get OFF OF MY GOD HONORING LAP?”1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/FundieSnarkUncensored
I’m gonna age myself here, but Harvey looks like he’s wearing (MC) Hammer pants a la 1990.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/meowsertrousers
Does anyone else get a boner when driving past the bronco when entering DIA?2yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
And here I didn’t even realize that was my dream, but this man certainly must know better than me.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/BlatantMisogyny
Help. How do you organize your swatches? I got high and paranoid that I had way too much polish and took a bunch of sticks off their ring. Now I’m unsure how to organize-by color? Brand? Type?? Ahhhhh!1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
Pancakes is getting her toofers cleaned tomorrow. I know it’s relatively routine but I’m still nervous. She’s 15 and she’s such an old lady baby and I just love her so much. She’s also an top-tier blepper, as evidenced below.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/seniorkitties
This model is an Old Lady Baby, manufactured almost 18 years ago. Still purrs like a kitten, though is a little creakier than before. The new models are spectacularly built, no doubt-but for my money you can’t beat the classics.2yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/standardissuecat
Had to say goodbye to my best buddy of over 17 years last month-but man did he ever have a stunning light show. Wanted to share his phenomenal display one last time. 💜2yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/WhiskerFireworks
I’m an adult who roasts marshmallows on the stove for s’mores at night.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/FoodPorn
Today was the day. Where I had to sit down on the floor in a store and cry. Where I realized it was time for a cane. So now I’m at home, decorating my new cane, and bawling my eyes out. I’m only 42. This isn’t fair. I know how stupid those last two things sound. I’m sorry.3yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/ChronicPain
This is my boy GusGus-he’s sick and we need help. I’m looking for an excellent vet in Denver who is good at complicated cases. We’ve had x-rays, bloodwork, ultrasounds and they all come back normal. We’re so worried.2yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/Denver
I’ve been whittling away at this for 2 years. I’m feeling really, really proud of myself. Never again.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/debtfree
If ever there was a post that needed to be cross posted-also I had no idea how to flair this so I just decided to make them “extended family” 🤷♀️2yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/DuggarsSnark
I finally felt okayish enough to clean my pieces, and it feels so good to have it done. My guy also sent “just cause” roses. 🥰 24 years later-he still gives me 🦋1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/entwives
(Red) Beans and Rice recipes? Meat or no meat-just give me your favorites.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/instantpot
Beautiful Denver. If you take a deep breath you can *almost* smell it. Unless you’re within a mile of it and then you can definitely smell it.3yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
My GusGus has approximately 11 white hairs on his chest, and he’s concerned you won’t let him participate in the sub.2yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/blackcats
My sweet girl Pancakes (grey) lost her mate from birth, Toaster (orange) last week. He was 17. We are all heartbroken, I can’t begin to imagine how my darling girl feels.2yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/Bondedpairs
Went to my 75yo moms where she had a bunch of her friends from high school over. They all were Rabid to tell me about a movie they had watched last night that was hilarious. Then I saw the why. 🤣2yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/entwives
Ah, look at his professional presentation, aired in February 2019. I have zero doubts Kody is on Zillow daily, likely blaming Christine for his greed and idiocy. The average Las Vegas home is up 30% since just *last* year. How could this graph have led him so far astray? It says FACTS right on it.2yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
My favorite Hidden Mickey is at Le Cellier in Epcot...what’s yours?3yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/WaltDisneyWorld
Did your mom ever make pot roast in the crock pot with a can of mushroom soup snd a packet of onion soup mix? Yep, that’s what this is. Was feeling kinda low and needed comfort food and this fit the bill, but oh so dirty. It was amazing.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Nuggets die-hard here to rep Ja and the gang tonight! Rockys with me too! Let’s go boys!3yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/memphisgrizzlies
I’m looking to buy This guy and was directed here...anyone in here have him that they are willing to sell? Phil S wizard full body nightsky or similar. Looking for blues/purples/stars. Thank you3yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/glassheads
When I was a kid I thought being an adult would be awesome...and now I’m in my 40’s sitting in my recliner doing dabs. So, yeah, being an adult IS pretty rad!3yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/entwives
Collabs are my least favorite money grab these days. This one has me confused.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/Anticonsumption
Holy crap this has never happened before-I have reached god status here. Also, it’s incredibly hot under here. I’m not complaining. I WILL NEVER MOVE AGAIN.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/cats
Fucking Adorable. I want to cover my car in them. Also, GO NUGGETS!!3yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/denvernuggets
Found some Native mugs at my favorite local coffee shop which is inside my favorite local boutique!3yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
I will be using the term “cock carousel” frequently from now on.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/NotHowGirlsWork
I don’t really dab anymore-so I’ve taken to running my M through all of my glass. Now I’m seriously considering culling my monster collection because this is the only way I want to consume cannabis anymore.2yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/Dynavap
Just picked up a friend for my old DD. And man-I adore the ball attachment!2yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/drdabber
What’s your go to? The one that usually gets put on no matter the mood? This is mine. First Dylan song I ever heard. Riding in my dads little blue truck with the windows down.3yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/bobdylan
Dr. Dabbers CS is exceptional. Got this Evo-was blown away by the taste. I posted, and it came up that there wasn’t much vapor. The DD rep told me to contact customer service and I wasn’t even complaining! I was sent new glass. They believe in their product and stand by it.3yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/drdabber
So confused...can anyone help me? Or lead me in the direction of help for a complete moron (me)3yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/Dynavap
