Sorry you almost got raped, but thanks for the updoots and my second highest rated comment11mo ⋅ Dunder-Mifflin ⋅ r/AwardSpeechEdits
She loves to pretend. I think she might have S-K-I-Z-T-O-F Double F? I'm trying to spell schizonophria.5yr ⋅ Dunder-Mifflin ⋅ r/americandad
That credit was generated after your last statement, it'll show up on your next bill.6yr ⋅ Dunder-Mifflin ⋅ r/americandad
i cant post andy samberg on 4chan because of im too stupid so here3yr ⋅ Dunder-Mifflin ⋅ r/gaybroscirclejerk
We've been feeding this cat for the past few weeks. Now he's beginning to tolerate us.9yr ⋅ Dunder-Mifflin ⋅ r/tuckedinkitties
With food, you need a little wine. This, to me, is a little wine. This is the largest size bottle of wine that isn't legally a vat. It is called a nebuchadnezzar.4yr ⋅ Dunder-Mifflin ⋅ r/americandad
