It is seemingly inconsequential, and of greater importance than you could possibly imagine.”2mo ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
If your players haven't bought a lordly title, are you really giving them enough treasure?8mo ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
The giant Mastiff named Pup. He may be possessed by a demonic force, but he is still doge.3yr ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
Even better if it's a futuristic setting where they can use black helicopters7mo ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
Lets just say that due to past experiences, my players will never trust: Dogs, gnomes, small girls, children in general... (The list goes on for several pages)7mo ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
Happened tonight. Sorry for the walls of text on this one, lotta context for this funny situation.2mo ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
He also kind of kept one of the PCs as an indentured servant 190 years past his contract date (He wiped his memory.)8mo ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
Forgiveness is granted to he who seeks it. Redemption is granted to she who earns it. Retribution is given to those who deserve it.2mo ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
What's your best one liners for vicious mockery? One of my old players (golden soul sorcerer golden retriever) favorite insults was: I would like to look at them directly and say, 'you bitch.'2mo ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
Conversation went something like: But it was a dragon! A young one. A DRAGON! And are you in its lair? No...6mo ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
Btw with shadowflame GP passive does 1300 true damage in a single auto attack (does not include resets)5mo ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/LeagueOfMemes
2 more goblins and they'd be unstoppable! They'd basically be captain planet.4yr ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
Player: I wish to use my turn to turn around and scream BANISH IT BANISH IT BANISH IT BANISH IT at our Cleric.1yr ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
For those who haven't seen Community's DnD episode: He reads the module, uses it to cheat and metagame and runs PvP against the entire party in order to ruin the experience of everyone else around him. And the DM ALLOWS IT.6mo ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
Accessibility should not be locked behind perks. Period. People actually become sick playing killer without Shadowborn. That is unacceptable. That people try and defend this ass backwards situation is mind blowing.1yr ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/deadbydaylight
“The gods are cruel not because they make us work. They are cruel because they allow us to hope.”2yr ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
1. Make the plan 2. Execute the plan 3. Expect the plan to go off the rails 4. Throw away the plan4yr ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
Intelligent villains don't just gang up on the wizard, or attack someone as soon as they fall down. Instead, they will close the gap as soon as possible and hold them hostage.1yr ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
I learned as I was making this meme THAT IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING DONE YET1yr ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
If every child we end up accidentally killing turned into butterflies, we could run quite the economical circus.1yr ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
Easter Egg hidden in Season 1. (Ep 12) - the back of the magazine is the same otter that was in the Welcome to the Good Place video2yr ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/TheGoodPlace
Can we get some people in office who have SOME understanding of the modern issues affecting the working class?!2yr ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/WorkReform
Magic words for me when I'm interviewing /r/lfg candidates for a new campaign6mo ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
On an unrelated note, I made a whole homebrew system to give Samurai stances for my player to use in my high magic fantasy game. He still didn't forgive me.5mo ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
He's a Tempest Cleric Polar Bear, who has very high wisdom but very low charisma. As a result, he speaks very wisely but in a way nobody really understands what he means. (Aka, New Age Bullshit Generator)5mo ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
Blood retreats from the river protruding from his chest. A dark figure the shape of vengeance rises as black wings fill and flow through space like an expanding liquid. You sought to kill me. You do not understand. A red glow illuminates your crime as he finishes, You never do.6mo ⋅ dumnem ⋅ r/dndmemes
