I'm moving tomorrow so I stapled bread to my favorite tree while I still can

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me_irl

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Peas

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Haha silly women think they can do our manly sports things

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hmmm

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I made up a new game and got a date out of it

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I saw this get reposted again and I figured it could use some help

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Just wow

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2meirl42meirl4meirl

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Hannah Montana is a lie

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Smooth af

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She asked for space facts

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Found this on Twitter

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Oh man! My stupid friend did this whole conversation just for karma!

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Oman i dropped my Buttons

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This shirt my friend found at Goodwill

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Says the Yankee

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Buzzz bUZzzzzzzzzZz

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Ш♄eяe αґε ⊥нe Bugles?

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What was the science homework?

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Roses are red, America is great,

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Pretty much sums up my tinder experience

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2meirl4meirl

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Saw this and thought of you

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My dorm is advertiser friendly

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Her idiotic friend likes to post to Yahoo answers

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I know I'm not the first to say this, but THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN DAMMIT!!!!!

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Ooh give it to me mommy

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nice

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me💀irl

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I'm a gladiator, not a fucking fitness model!

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me👿irl

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Found these chairs at my gate at the Indianapolis International Airport

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Because mine's a triSARAtopless!

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What does it mean when you find lacey panties in your closet? (They're not mine)

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Couldn't resist

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I downloaded some bootleg tinder app, and the people on it are really rude.

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I just saw this monstrosity in a bunch of YouTube videos and I feel like there's potential

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I have one last shot for SSJ2 Gohan. Should I go for it?

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Show me someone with a stronger match suicide game than me. I'll wait.

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me💀irl

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I feel like this has potential for necromancy but it just made me cringe too hard to try to fix it

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Faceswap

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Am I doing this right?

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iamverysmart

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me_irl

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Then the neighbors clapped

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Dear women

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me💀irl

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Epic fail!

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me🎉irl

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Tinder is bullshit

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me💀irl

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You 12 year olds

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I'm on Facebook, and this is deep.

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Her friends couldn't handle my sexy talk

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