Afternoon plans, because I got fed up and quit my shitty job. Troll life, part 2
MRW I'm trying to hang with my ladies and I get all these calls from my single guy friends.
Hey Trolls. Guess why I've been drinking so much water and eating so much pineapple?
Got a message from a car but I just don't know. I've never dated a car before. Maybe I should be more open-minded.
Trolls, I'm so poor that I can't even pay for the necessities in life, like this sexy man calendar.
My Christmas card, from the mom who loves recycling.
Chaturbate: Come and play right now!
I've been drinking red wine all day and just found out we're ordering pizza. Also, I just found out it's Easter.
MRW I'm cat-sitting for my boss, but I haven't actually seen that little bugger all day
Pretty sure my body is trying to give birth to my IUD right now.
When I timidly bring up something my body naturally does with a new FWB and he calls it disgusting. [NSFW]
Maybe my ass is more interesting. [F]
My sister knows what to do
I need to get off, but I have little privacy here. [F]
I just had to gently tell my ex that we can't continue our friendship because it dredges up too many bad feelings from when we were together. That sucked.
I need it now. [F]
I'm back again.
FELLOW TROLLS. Show me your Thanksgiving Day family survival caches.
Found on FB. I don't even know what food this is.
Time for sundresses
really loving the sun today [F]
Just trying to stay out of trouble tonight. [F]
Been losing mass. How do I look?
Have I shown you this angle be[F]ore?
Shopping [f]or bras. How does this one look?
Snowed in. [F]
I just put warm, clean sheets on my bed.