Afternoon plans, because I got fed up and quit my shitty job. Troll life, part 2
MRW I'm trying to hang with my ladies and I get all these calls from my single guy friends.
Hey Trolls. Guess why I've been drinking so much water and eating so much pineapple?
Got a message from a car but I just don't know. I've never dated a car before. Maybe I should be more open-minded.
Trolls, I'm so poor that I can't even pay for the necessities in life, like this sexy man calendar.
My Christmas card, from the mom who loves recycling.
Chaturbate: Come and play right now!
I've been drinking red wine all day and just found out we're ordering pizza. Also, I just found out it's Easter.
MRW I'm cat-sitting for my boss, but I haven't actually seen that little bugger all day
Pretty sure my body is trying to give birth to my IUD right now.
When I timidly bring up something my body naturally does with a new FWB and he calls it disgusting. [NSFW]
Maybe my ass is more interesting. [F]
My sister knows what to do
I need to get off, but I have little privacy here. [F]
I just had to gently tell my ex that we can't continue our friendship because it dredges up too many bad feelings from when we were together. That sucked.
Found on FB. I don't even know what food this is.
Time for sundresses
really loving the sun today [F]
Just trying to stay out of trouble tonight. [F]
Been losing mass. How do I look?
Have I shown you this angle be[F]ore?
Snowed in. [F]
I just put warm, clean sheets on my bed.