Afternoon plans, because I got fed up and quit my shitty job. Troll life, part 29yr ⋅ dumb_step ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm trying to hang with my ladies and I get all these calls from my single guy friends.9yr ⋅ dumb_step ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hey Trolls. Guess why I've been drinking so much water and eating so much pineapple?8yr ⋅ dumb_step ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Got a message from a car but I just don't know. I've never dated a car before. Maybe I should be more open-minded.10yr ⋅ dumb_step ⋅ r/OkCupid
Trolls, I'm so poor that I can't even pay for the necessities in life, like this sexy man calendar.8yr ⋅ dumb_step ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've been drinking red wine all day and just found out we're ordering pizza. Also, I just found out it's Easter.8yr ⋅ dumb_step ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm cat-sitting for my boss, but I haven't actually seen that little bugger all day8yr ⋅ dumb_step ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Pretty sure my body is trying to give birth to my IUD right now.8yr ⋅ dumb_step ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I timidly bring up something my body naturally does with a new FWB and he calls it disgusting. [NSFW]8yr ⋅ dumb_step ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just had to gently tell my ex that we can't continue our friendship because it dredges up too many bad feelings from when we were together. That sucked.9yr ⋅ dumb_step ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
