If y(O)u wanted to scare the youngling you (C)ould've pulled a blaster on him.3yr ⋅ DudeWithAPonyTail ⋅ r/JurassicPark
MRW I do a Hobbit movie marathon followed by a Lord of the Rings movie marathon9yr ⋅ DudeWithAPonyTail ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I walk around the house naked and notice the front door is open9yr ⋅ DudeWithAPonyTail ⋅ r/analogygifs
MR, being a grammar Nazi, when I see a grammatical error after I updated my facebook status already.9yr ⋅ DudeWithAPonyTail ⋅ r/analogygifs
MRW I heard that David Cameron stuck his weiner in a pig's mouth9yr ⋅ DudeWithAPonyTail ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Being in an office full of women, MRW there is finally full cream milk instead of skimmed milk in the fridge.9yr ⋅ DudeWithAPonyTail ⋅ r/analogygifs
MRW a pedestrian thinks I'm going to slow down when they're taking their sweet time crossing the road.9yr ⋅ DudeWithAPonyTail ⋅ r/analogygifs
MRW I'm at a wedding and a guy at the table says he's caught 4 garters and my count is on 5 garters.9yr ⋅ DudeWithAPonyTail ⋅ r/analogygifs
This is me at a wedding photo booth. Can somebody draw me?10yr ⋅ DudeWithAPonyTail ⋅ r/redditgetsdrawn
My mother was making breakfast and said I should actually be making it because it's Mother's Day10yr ⋅ DudeWithAPonyTail ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
