Sure. Cody lost. But his sacrifice is our joy. For we have lost a title reign but gained months of “fed ded” and “Vince is back” jerks.

1yr ⋅ ⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

When you refer to AEW as “we”.

1yr ⋅

⋅

When you tell a female (insider term) about the sociopolitical reasons why Mandy made an OF while also fed badding.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Wrestling journalists: WWE don’t respect women. Also wrestling journalists:

2yr ⋅

⋅

Checking SCjerk to see who died today.

1yr ⋅

⋅

“Just you wait, Dynamite will out rate RAW in 6 months.”

1yr ⋅

⋅

Iconic wrestling moments.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Chris Jericho after telling Meltzer that everyone in AEW hates FTR.

1yr ⋅

⋅

POV: You’re the AEW women’s champion who’s cutting a live promo.

2yr ⋅

⋅

Pfft. Fed dead.

2yr ⋅

⋅

I can’t believe they didn’t have Mace Windu beat Palpatine during the 2nd act of the 3rd movie of a 9 part movie series!

1yr ⋅

⋅

“Untrained wrestling promoter tries to work match, takes rough bump.”

1yr ⋅

⋅

THQ tried to warn us.

3yr ⋅

⋅

When it’s already Christmas in Australia and you get to show off your new AEW merch to the females (insider term).

1yr ⋅

⋅

In honor of the amazing rematches that AEW gives us every week, please enjoy a REMATCH of my post from a few days ago. If admins delete I will be contacting the attorney general for fed shilling.

1yr ⋅

⋅

When you hear that Jerry Lawler is going to be ok and now you have to wait for someone else to die so you can run a tribute show for ratings.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Adam Cole BayBay!

2yr ⋅

⋅

Hmmm yes. A great matchup indeed. I know at least 50% of the people in this match.

3mo ⋅

⋅

“Realistic graphics.”

1yr ⋅

⋅

Everybody at AEW is ready to move on from the CM Punk period. The Young Bucks:

1yr ⋅

⋅

“Tony Khan isn’t an on air character, he’s playing a fictional version of himself for TV.”

1yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

“It’s ok if they delay the game, it’s so they can make it as good as possible.”

1yr ⋅

⋅

The face you make when your toxic fan base who you weaponized boos you.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Fed ded

1yr ⋅

⋅

Late or really early entry for SCJERK half of fame.

3yr ⋅

⋅

Vince McMahon’s mother has just died. How I can I fed bad this?

2yr ⋅

⋅

It’s sign pointing season.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Mark Henry discusses people like him, and CM Punk being treated as “outsiders” by the AEW locker room. AEW fan base:

1yr ⋅

⋅

Ariana Grande is my current mistress and I helped get the OG Blink 182 back together. Source: This AEW commercial.

1yr ⋅

⋅

When you bring up what Vince McMahon did in the comment section of an Andrew Tate arrest post.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Meltz: “Big Rampage increase likely due to Last Jedi lead in. Smart move really, combining the two most toxic fan bases in history. Also the bag was a little light this week Tony, so I had to report this as a negative.”

1yr ⋅

⋅

Please don’t body shame Adam Cole. It’s not nice. Also: I hope Vince dies.

2yr ⋅

⋅

Vince McMahon circa 33AD.

2yr ⋅

⋅

Fed ded.

10mo ⋅

⋅

And in other news, Ariana Grande is my girlfriend and I once saw Tupac at the supermarket back in 2019.

1yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

Lol. That is all.

3yr ⋅

⋅

Fed Ded.

2yr ⋅

⋅

Welp, it took less than 12 hours. Kill mehausen.

2yr ⋅

⋅

When two wrestlers have an awesome heated promo without referencing blowjobs, fake car crashes or dead relatives.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Did someone say tequila? Teremana, Crafted in a small Mexican town, amidst the highest peaks of the Jalisco Highlands, every step of our tequila-making process is meticulously done to create delicious tequila that truly honors the land it comes from. Utilizing local businesses and practices allows...

1yr ⋅

⋅

When you suggest nothing but AEW or independent wrestlers no one has heard of for break out star of 2023.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Goal post moving update: 35-49 is now important for RAW. Fuck you.

3yr ⋅

⋅

Friendly reminder to you bad faithers. Tony will NOT be an on air character.

8mo ⋅

⋅

SCJERKers/goofs to Tony when he provides us with enough new material to last a lifetime with just one angry tweet.

1yr ⋅

⋅

When you gotta pretend to know who Tim Thatcher is before next week.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Breaking: WWE hall of famer’s mugshot released. No it’s not FTR hair, you silly gooses, he’s a FUTURE hall of famer.

8mo ⋅

⋅

You’re eating me friend.

3yr ⋅

⋅

Me pretending to know who or what Rossy Ogawa is.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Jericho does not give a platform to problematic topics or people with problematic opinions.

6mo ⋅

⋅

“Fed ded”

1yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

WARNING: to watch the Royal Rumble you must first become an E-Drone. I hope this has been educational for you all as it was for me.

1yr ⋅

⋅

To be fair, every single moment of dynamite is tied for 1st in that top 5. There’s over 10,000 moments and counting.

1yr ⋅

⋅

When a female (insider term) celebrity mentions WWE on Twitter: “Have you heard of AEW my lady.”

1yr ⋅

⋅

Me after spreading disinformation and false facts about how Vince will tank the company if he doesn’t get his way despite it being tied directly to his personal wealth.

1yr ⋅

⋅

When you were born in 2004 but say you miss WCW.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Please note. Models in skimpy swimsuits with M’Kenny is perfectly ok. Models hanging around with Lashley is sexist.

3yr ⋅

⋅

When you and the scjerker boys started the rumor that the Bix shit himself at the first AEW show and see people talking about it on a random Facebook group 3 years later.

1yr ⋅

⋅

DAE Member Goldberg!?

2yr ⋅

⋅

When SCJERKers and Dubbalos both get to make fun of Lacy Evens. SCJ cause she’s an idiot and Dubbalos because she’s a woman.

1yr ⋅

⋅

When Wade Barrett on commentary says he owns a switch....

1yr ⋅

⋅

POV: you’re Moxley or Yuta or someone. I dunno, fuck you.

2yr ⋅

⋅

Today’s lesson from wrestling Twitter: “ ‘blacks’ not ready for main event in a scripted show’ also, Canadian is a race, so is Mexican and so is Russian.

2yr ⋅

⋅

Episode one synopsis: WWE legend Christian pays a visit while Adam is out at his local GameStop.

1yr ⋅

⋅

I hated Raw tonight. Sure I liked the opening with Dom n co. Sure I liked the match with Finn. Sure I liked the stuff with Trish and Becky. I FUCKING LOVED Cody’s promo...*trails off listing 17 other things I loved about the show* BUT, other than that, I fucking hated it. Fuck you.

1yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

Fellas I won’t be watching RAW because *checks notes* they didn’t do a retro set up.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Mox: Then and now.

2yr ⋅

⋅

This is it for real this time the end of the bloodline story. Jump the shark. Reaction face. NWO etc etc. No I won’t change my mind after the Smackdown ratings come out. Why do you ask?

9mo ⋅

⋅

“My fiance and/or girlfriend.”

1yr ⋅

⋅

Typical Vince, giving people stupid pointless and embarrassing names.

2yr ⋅

⋅

JUST IN: OWNER OF COMPANY STOPS BY COMPANY HE OWNS. EVERYBODY PANIC.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Pfft. He should be yelling about AEW being this best it’s ever been.

2mo ⋅

⋅

When you find out that the real Uncle Howdy is the friends you make along the way. Happy new year goofs.

1yr ⋅

⋅

The face you make when the “network executive” tells you to go pimp their shitty movie or no TV deal.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Fun fact: Aubrey Edwards was the referee for the Fury/Paul match. The more you know.

1yr ⋅

⋅

“I only hang out with guys cause it’s less drama.”

2yr ⋅

⋅

Hey guys. I need a karma boost because they won’t let me into that sub where they trade booty pics. Should I post the video Mankind winning the WWF title or should I post the video where Big E elbows AJ Lee?

1yr ⋅

⋅

Biblically accurate Brisbane rental property.

1yr ⋅

⋅

DAE think the one of the universally accepted best matches of all time sucks compared to a match that will be forgotten about in 3 weeks?

1yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

SpiderManpointingateachother.jpg

2yr ⋅

⋅

Reality can be whatever I want.

2yr ⋅

⋅

Big Dick Dirty Ex Con Dom stealing wives, girlfriends and Dynamites ratings. DAE think Judgment Day suck?

9mo ⋅

⋅

Danielson: You put Hangman now on TV, he draws a rating. You put MJF now on TV, he draws a rating. It would be easy to just take stars of the past and make them your champion. It's much harder to take somebody like MJF who hadn't been on national TV and turn him into a star who draws ratings.

1mo ⋅

⋅

The Raw rating was up again this week against the NBA finals and after last week’s ‘worst ending ever.’

3yr ⋅

⋅

Jungle Boy to CM Punk.

2wk ⋅

⋅

‘Sold out show’

2yr ⋅

⋅

Dropped my little brother off at the local water park, opened my phone to this 20 minutes later.

1yr ⋅

⋅

LEAKED: The shirt they wanted Amber Moon to wear in WWE.

2yr ⋅

⋅

The dancers on Raw were pathetic and sexist.

3yr ⋅

⋅

“We here at Britt Baker Dentistry take infection control seriously.”

2yr ⋅

⋅

Fuck Vince and his stupid ideas. He should listen to his stars more, wait, what? Her idea you say?...Oh well he still killed Owen.

3yr ⋅

⋅

That showcase tag match sucked. No one put their asses to anyone’s face and pfft, no one risked being able to walk without a limp. What a joke. Don’t get me started on who won *hogan spray paint dot gif*

1yr ⋅

⋅

POV: You’re Tony Khan trying to tweet at Colby Covington.

2yr ⋅

⋅

SureJan.gif

2yr ⋅

⋅

Ric Flair reveals his reasons for joining AEW.

6mo ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

AEW fans who are regularly seen with masks not on nose/sitting below chin, while others have snuck in during the height of the pandemic believe Covid is real and dangerous. WWE fans, who will be practicing covid safe measures at Mania and have not attended a single event since covid, do not.

3yr ⋅

⋅

Just to be safe....

1yr ⋅

⋅

The local skinwalker disguised as a homeless person tried convince me he is a UFC fighter ( I didn’t believe him I am too smart for him).

2yr ⋅

⋅

“I’ve been having trouble with ESPN’s app.” Meltzer: this is somehow related to the fed.

3yr ⋅

⋅

DAE think WWE is doomed for pushing new stars, while also securing massive network deals?

2yr ⋅

⋅

Meltzer: Anyone over 30 is too old and isn’t the future of wrestling

3yr ⋅

⋅

I am become blading the destroyer of blood levels. Alternate title: it’s Wednesday.....

9mo ⋅

⋅

We did it guys! We got our own dolls, um, sorry I mean action figures.

3yr ⋅

⋅

When the company you work for doesn’t have a wellness or drug testing policy.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Can you believe that Vince (the devil) wanted Mox to wear a gas mask and look like an idiot!?!!

1yr ⋅

⋅

Remember under 1 million viewers? It’s back. In POG form.

2yr ⋅

⋅

Announcement! Anyone sharing the quarter hours of dynamite’s ratings will be BANNED. Those figures are for Patreons of Brandon Thurston. Anyway, please enjoy all of this week’s Raw in multiple short clips. Wrestlemania will be uploaded live this weekend.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Tony just booked a time limit draw in the EPL too. #longtermstorytelling.

3yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

IN THE NEWS: Fulham FC manager and player sent for abusive behavior towards a ref including pushing him. Described by those at the game as a “massive tantrum”. Funny. You don’t usually associate Khan family run businesses with such behavior.

1yr ⋅

⋅

MJF’s hairline was a longtime Wrestling Observer subscriber.

1yr ⋅

⋅

The face you make when your EPL team is sitting dead last on the ladder and your wrestling vanity project is one missed Meltzer paycheck away from disaster:

3yr ⋅

⋅

POV: when you make a small complaint about DON.

2yr ⋅

⋅

HELP. I’m being forced to watch Raw a show I don’t care about or like but I’ll post this meme and also never shut up about it. Haha squid games meme. I’m so funny.

2yr ⋅

⋅

IWC TIPS: The key to being a Melt replier is to lie about why you were watching and then mention how quickly you turned it off. Tomorrow we learn about soap.

2yr ⋅

⋅

Meltzer: WWE is considering raising Wrestlemania attendance to 45k plus. WWE:

3yr ⋅

⋅

When a handsome handsome man critiques your looks.

3yr ⋅

⋅

Hi guys. I was concerned with something I saw on AEW television. But, then I realized that Vince McMahon is an alleged rapist, and felt better for it. Now I am no longer concerned. Try it for yourself if you ever have any concerns. Pic unrelated.

6mo ⋅

⋅

Jericho using covid super spreader events as a way to gain heel heat is disgusting. MJF: Hold my beer.

3yr ⋅

⋅

You’re meme-ing my pic friend.

2yr ⋅

⋅

Keep cucking for capitalists you fed shill E-Drones. Unlike our lord and savior and certainly not a capitalist Tony Khan. Mald. BUSSIN. Cap. Bussy.

1yr ⋅

⋅

DAE think the fed is bad because... *checks notes* sensory overload?

2wk ⋅

⋅

Dave using his own behavior to back up his argument again.

3yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

Hahahhaha Nia Jax is fat Hahahhaha no I don’t secretly have a thing for her and that scares me so I lash out and make fun of her hahahahahaha

7mo ⋅

⋅

When Tony books an ok women’s match.

9mo ⋅

⋅

This is not a picture. This is a video. It goes for 7 minutes. Tony did not blink once.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Yes Dave, and India likes Pakistan and Trump likes Biden and Gore loved Bush. DAE think they send each other Goodnite texts?

2mo ⋅

⋅

Is it spelt HHH or Triple H? I’m really enjoying Raw so far and wanna make sure that when I praise the show he obviously wrote that I get his name right.

10mo ⋅

⋅

AEW got a tv deal in Australia on ESPN!! *checks notes* which is shown on Foxtel, which is owned by Rupert Murdoch, which now runs the WWE network on 2 channels......oh...

1yr ⋅

⋅

AEW All in was a disappointment because of.....*checks notes*.... The Fed!!!

8mo ⋅

⋅

When you predicted the ending of full gear but kinda wish you hadn’t.

1yr ⋅

⋅

“I haven’t seen RAW but allow me to offer you this review.” Alternative title: Shut the fuck up.

3yr ⋅

⋅

Long term storytelling by Lord Tony in the premier league?

3yr ⋅

⋅

Mum can we have The Bloodline saga? No, we have the bloodline saga at home. The saga at home:

8mo ⋅

⋅

I think it’s been truly amazing how wrestling brings people together. My heart, it’s sings. Well done to all those true fans who decided to dress up as VERY NOTICEABLE RED SEATS at All in, there’s at least 15 thousand of them! Amazing.

8mo ⋅

⋅

DAE think Hook is amazing?! He’s been wrestling for a year but is sooo good. The next Rock for sure. Also:

10mo ⋅

⋅

Hey guys. Forget SEC filings, forget lying to and on them is a federal offense. Forget that Vince is legally only allowed to deal in sale and rights deals, and doing anything else would risk his freedom and personal fortune. Vince is back in charge because I’m too dumb to follow basic storylines.

1yr ⋅

⋅

Tom Dearden now training at halfback.

3yr ⋅

⋅

The Killers are All Elite.

2yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

Body pillows will now count as viewers. Please make a note of it.

3yr ⋅

⋅

I'm hurt, and I'm old and I really wished they had cast me as older Negan or Rick.

1yr ⋅

⋅

If you mention you don’t watch raw while also pretending to care about wrestle kingdom I believe it unlocks a girlfriend who totally looks like Paige.

3yr ⋅

⋅

Tony Khans response to a person saying he is on the spectrum Even if I was, there's nothing whatsoever wrong with that, unlike those damn bl.....”

1yr ⋅

⋅

POV: You’re Rooster Teeth, who’s been given a big Netflix deal to make a G1 Transformers prequel that honors the lore of the decades long franchise....but the dub come knocking.

2yr ⋅

⋅

Shit ratings the week after every surprise determined that was a lie. BONUS Meltz doesn’t know but you know he knows. Dub good.

2yr ⋅

⋅

Hey guys. Check out my exclusive picture of Thunderdome 2.0 being set up. Anyone who says this pic is theirs is a liar and I will sue!!!!!

3yr ⋅

⋅

If in doubt, blame the nameless “Turner executive” for all your faults. This just in: Turner executive to blame for my ex blocking me on all social media.

1yr ⋅

⋅

I get compared to Brad Pitt quite a lot, because, I just made that up. But we’re totally different, sure I Enjoyed Meet Joe Black, but, to be honest I’m much better looking than him and it’s a stupid comparison, cause I am better.

1yr ⋅

⋅