Apparently this is an old one, but I'd never seen it before
I never fully appreciated Krieger's poker face in this scene
Tryin to make a change :-\\
Never noticed this before, but in the shootout with the kidnappers, there are bullet holes in the ceiling from Cyril lying on the ground and shooting straight up
Probably late to the game here
REMEMBER THIS GAME
Stealing food from an eagle
God exists. Source: this picture of a baby.
The color and reflective properties of the key make it blend in with the doorknob.
Pam made it to Sports Illustrated!
Sunrise on the Discworld
[Bug] modmail shows my karma, not theirs
Hahaha... oh, I made myself sad.
So my girlfriend tried to take a picture with her puppy when a bird slammed into the window... [from /r/pics]
[FIXED] What it would look like if Great Britain was next to Japan
[Updated] Who runs /r/Holocaust? Each line represents a moderator overlap. [OC]
It's honestly kind of depressing to see that these signs even exist.
Sounds about right
Oh no! Ellen Pao is trying to shadowban Bernie Sanders! Click the up arrow to elevate his account above her admin permissions!
Tile Sport says that it is waterproof on the box. In the manual: “Your Tiles are water resistant, not waterproof.”
No, anonymous woman I've never met or seen, your boyfriend just can't handle your beauty! Take me instead!
This guy's a phony!
This completely unnecessary red circle
My dad thought 2-year-old me was strong enough to hang from the curtain rod while he takes a picture (from /r/funny)
Took this just in time (xpost /r/funny)
Zebra decides to cross river, regrets it very quickly
At the Tesla store, took a look at the floor model...
[Hydraulic Press Channel] Crushing Hillary Clinton with a hydraulic press
Ducklings mesmerized by yo-yo
Anyone else get their hopes up when they saw this new Netflix film?
Redditor claims they didn't realize a term was racist. Another user quickly calls bullshit with their comment history as proof.
Poster complains about being unfairly accused of racism. People quickly call bullshit with his comment history as proof.
Wave breaking (xpost r/pics)
Guy frees a fox stuck in a can
Let's just go step all over the turtle nests...
I'm not prejudiced, lol
Puppy and pacifier
/r/conspiracy poster has a _flawless_ understanding of how international politics work.
This xkcd comic is off-topic in the xkcd subreddit, because it conflicts with my political beliefs
[meta] I love the smell of salt in the morning
At my math department
To: World leaders. From: Everyone.
Black couple has never heard of color printers, hilariously acts out most reposted joke in /r/jokes
Lynx releases flares [1500×1090]
Good Guys Reddit staff
Status updates on the 4/1 comic
Guy complains about being unfairly labeled a neo-Nazi. Someone else calls bullshit and links to a comment from the first guy that openly glorifies Hitler.
Dog on a longboard
As a Jew, let me tell you about how Jews are behind literally every problem with the world.
Very smart /r/conspiracy poster on the legal system
Pop Quiz! In which subreddit was this cartoon upvoted? (Hint: It is not in any way a conspiracy)
Rock formation in Norway
Cat and bird
Laundry care tag
The bolded quotation mark
Top Mind is really, really, REALLY obsessed with quoting a certain neo-Nazi pedophile
Genuine black guy in /r/news with a two hour old account says he sees the truth about black people.
As a female firefighter... (xpost QYB)
Guy reading papers
Conspiratard: I have no idea if you're telling the truth so I'll just take you word for it. And this agrees with my anti-Israel confirmation bias so it MUST be true!
Another conspiratard ad. I REALLY hate these idiots sometimes.
As a Jewish guy, Jews are all evil, race-mixing is a sin, and I wish I was a WASP.
/r/isrconspiracyracist now contains over THREE THOUSAND examples of /r/conspiracy's racism.
/u/letsownthenwov2 bravely and selflessly volunteers to become the leader of the Revolution.
Got banned from the 100% uncensored /r/uncensorednews
The media is covering it up!
Captchas are half-hidden and impossible to read
The way the key blends in perfectly with the doorknob.
[r/conspiracy] How dare you ask questions? Asking questions is wrong! You should be banned!
As a Jewish guy, I can confirm that Jews are all greedy and self-centered.
/r/conspiracy mod bans someone: No mocking the dead. (Unless they're Sandy Hook victims or something; then it's totally fine. Right?)
r/conspiracy poster claims to be Jewish; I call bullshit. [xpost r/asablackman]
you tech-illiterate mouthbreathers will never understand the nuanced and deceptive world in which you live, so you smugly regurgitate whatever half-baked crock of shit you heard on MSN and smirk with your glazed-over group of SRI-soaked numale buddies over your lattes, pretending you have a clue.
As two Jewish people, we both recently discovered that Jews are all evil
What does confirmation bias mean?
Woman playing video games, guy with hairy legs.
Mods are asleep, post fat sheeples!
[/r/conspiracy] Even if I'm wrong 99% of the time, I still have a better batting average than the type of person who would [call me a conspiracy theorist].
Apparently, I'm Captain Save-A-Jew. I'd like to officially apply to have this as my flair on this sub. (No, seriously--mods? Please?)
Brilliant student solves economics problem in class while utilizing social media, celebrates with his 'I know the answer' smirk
That's a very nice way of saying we should go vote brigade [/r/conspiracy]
And then everyone on the plane applauded and the pilot gave OP $100
Well, this isn't ironic at all.
To the people complaining about the recent voting changes.
/u/RaceAndGeneticTruth submits an extremely racist cartoon... and gets over 30 points.
[OC] Cheetah blep
ARE YOU FLUORIDATED? Actual advertisement from Infowars. It's bad on so many levels.
If I install Windows 7 32bit twice would that make it 64bit?
FLAWLESS LOGIC!!! [Sandy Hook]
[critique] [OC] Who runs /r/holocaust? (Answer: The same people who lot a run of racist/Neo-nazi subs.)
Some beer, Red Bull, and tobacco
/r/CoonTown was just banned, but you already know who /u/youzz33 is going to blame, don't you?
r/conspiracy idiot thinks nobody actually went to Sandy Hook. I have no words for this level of stupidity.
/u/Allah_Is_A_Faggot keeping it classy with some straight-up neo-Nazi propganda
Genuine black guy in /r/conspiracy: i'm black and don't trust other blacks and would rather not live anywhere near black neighborhoods.
/u/davidtoni isn't antisemitic or anything though
Anti-nazi is code for anti-white. (/u/earthfister)
Just putting these two together since the juxtaposition is hilarious. Poor /u/RedditRevisionist.
Nazi /u/ABLKenshiro thinks this sub should be banned because calling out racists is apparently harassment [+14]
/u/RamenRider: Hitler was a good guy. Holohoax is not what you have learned.
As a Black american at a school with like ten black people...
Top Mind logic: the Protocols of Zion must be real because Jews deny it
OP submits cartoon about why we have wars. /u/TungstenDuck is upset that he didn't blame Jews.
Zero, /u/TrustyTapir. Zero.
They thought they had to worry about the NWO and the Illuminati... when in reality, THIS guy was the man behind the curtain. [xpost r/WTF]
/u/I_AM_AMHAARETZ: Nigger meet kettle. Two minutes later: If I'm racist put me up your subs. Wish granted?
r/conspiracy user accuses bot of being Zionist scum
You do know which sub you mod, right?
According to voat, we got r/conspiracy banned from r/bestof.
Quite possibly the saddest thing ever written on /r/conspiracy: Please give me karma because this might get me arrested
Spot the difference in titles (/u/Na7Soc)
/u/RamenRider: Hitler was actually the good guy of WW2 if you simplify it. The Holocaust was a sham if you do your research.
Apparently mods locking a thread = violation of First Amendment. Do these idiots even know what the Constitution actually is?
White supremacist /u/asmrnigga submits documentary about the evil Jews. Note how he titled it differently for different subs.
HOW LONG CAN THE JEWS PERPETRATE THE HOLOCAUST MYTH?
As a guy with Jewish friends, they totally confirmed told me that Jews are actively trying to destroy western civilization as it exists, to shape it to their own will, at the expense of everyone else.
Do you think blacks even care about the truth, or have the ability to comprehend it? (/u/luckinator)
Bringing blacks into this country was the single biggest mistake we have ever made. (/u/Burkasaurus)
/u/4to6: It's blacks rioting. It's always blacks rioting. Blacks. That's the plain, honest truth. We don't have a general social problem, we have blacks...
/u/ALBKenshiro lightly editorializes a title. Jeeeewwwwwsssss!
Submit Nazi website about how evil Jews are: +15. Point out the racism: -4. Bravo, r/conspiracy! (/u/RedditIsPropaganda23)
Top Minds demonstrate their usual lack of reading comprehension.
F**king hell... LATimes.com comment: I an anti vaxer don't believe in the herd immunity and neither do the ones I personally know. We don't have a problem with our children getting all those childhood diseases that I myself had in the 1950s.
isrconspiracysexist? /u/RedditLogsYourPosts gets upvoted for bashing things such as women's rights and the idea that (gasp!) women should go to college.
Oh good, I was worried nobody was going to blame the pill pricing scandal on the Jews. [/u/jsuibck]
/r/conspiracy quote of the day: If it hasn't been disproven then it has to be a possible hypothesis. [-/u/Lowdownz]
/u/Gaijinfag claims this subreddit complains about racism against Israel. Here's a little dose of reality.
At 7 points now: Jews are really a plague.
This /pol/ prophecy got 83 points in /r/conspiracy. But remember, they're totally not antisemitic and it's all just shills making them look bad
Courtesy of /r/photoshopbattles
There are no 'white supremacists' - they are boogeymen dreamed up to scare you. -- /u/jacks1000, who happens to use Stormfront language quite a lot. Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
/u/ATerribleLie admits that a post about refugees is really just pushing the White Genocide mantra
/u/bumblingmumbling: Man, Jews really get a lot of mileage out of those 5 years in Germany. /u/tttt0tttt's response: The Holocaust has been good to them, very good.
The totally-not-racist musings of an /r/conspiracy poster. Whites=good! non-whites=bad! Jews=bad!
/u/Na7Soc complains that user is unfairly accusing him of antisemitism, then says All you're doing is typical jew throwing shit against the wall hoping something sticks to it.
/r/holocaust mod /u/Purimfest_1946: The americans really had no justification for interning the Japanese. The Germans however had all the reason in the world for a interning the Jews.
[not r/cons] /u/RedditRevisionist, who complained about being unfairly labelled a Neo-Nazi, breaks character and ends a /r/Holocaust comment with Sieg Heil!
/u/israelearthcancer: Stop downvoting the truth in here, jewshills. Fucking roaches. Remember though, he's just anti-Israel.
/u/SyrianFlatulance, +6: It's an old Yiddish custom to screw over your family & friends. (+/u/tvfilm)
/u/Zeus250BC: black people should stay the fuck in Africa.