OH NO! David Fincher is trying to get to WB studios to direct Batman, but his suitcase of ideas is too heavy! 1 Upvote=1 pound lighter!7yr ⋅ Duck-You-Sucker ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Wanted (M4M): Young, charismatic, man, new in town, looking for strong, confident, Vulcan. Big gun not required, but a plus5yr ⋅ Duck-You-Sucker ⋅ r/StarTrekTimelines
Child encapsulates the futility of impruity, doesn't understand why not to be a dick to the terminally ill.6yr ⋅ Duck-You-Sucker ⋅ r/thatHappened
Me and 5 of my friends got this message for a fake booty pic contest made to look like an actual bot sent it5yr ⋅ Duck-You-Sucker ⋅ r/creepyPMs
When you wait 11 months for a new JonTron and it's an unironic infomercial5yr ⋅ Duck-You-Sucker ⋅ r/JonTron
Found this hidden gem in the 'Classics' section, and I'll be damned if it's not one of the most underrated films of our time [US]6yr ⋅ Duck-You-Sucker ⋅ r/netflix
Something seems just slightly suspicious about this profile. Still not sure to swipe left or right. Do you think this girl is legit?8yr ⋅ Duck-You-Sucker ⋅ r/Tinder
FW:FW:RE: YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THE GENERAL PATTON I LOVE YOU GOD BLESS9yr ⋅ Duck-You-Sucker ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
35 streak, really gunning it for the last few days I can grab caretaker! Any tips? Details in comments5yr ⋅ Duck-You-Sucker ⋅ r/StarTrekTimelines
MRW I'm from an alien race that can only orgasm to Matt Lauer using his powers in the X-Men movies7yr ⋅ Duck-You-Sucker ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
