My daughter said I could sign her cast as long as I didn’t write humongous in the empty space.6yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/daddit
176 IQ, 20/20 vision, 6 houses, $4M/yr salary, and only 28 y.o. + alcohol8yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/iamverysmart
Kids asked for a trampoline for xmas. I said no, so they petitioned Santa. Bad news in this morning's edition of The North Pole Times.11yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/funny
First year Catholic parish men's club FF league, so we made a new trophy. Winners will Sharpie their name on the body.11yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/fantasyfootball
The Harrier jet is one of our more dollar-intense ordinance delivery vectors10yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This elevator only goes to the basement... and someone made an awful mess down there10yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My 85 y.o. grandmother modeled clothes and shoes at Stix Bauer & Fuller off downtown STL sidewalk windows as a teenager in the 40s.11yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/StLouis
Maybe instead they might like shelter, clothing, food, charitable support, etc.11yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Just binge-watching GLOW on Netflix (don't judge me) and ... OH SHIT there's The Arch!!7yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/StLouisCirclejerk
Lies straight from the pit of hell... wait, I was joking... you really believe that?11yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Day after Thanksgiving casual gathering at my parents'... I'm not showing up empty-handed11yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/StLouisBeer
wait wait wait... the dude approaching me in parking lots and poking holes in my car fender and smearing crap on my car body is a SCAMMER? Since when? This is my regular auto body guy.9yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/StLouisCirclejerk
FWD: I don't know who started this.. but, I sure as heck am gonna SHARE it! (Thanks to my great aunt...)11yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Reposting is so common in this sub (which I love). Usually I don't care, but today...11yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
MRW I read on /r/stlouis that Uber is now defiantly operating without MTC permission!!! Stick it to the man!9yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/StLouisCirclejerk
Capital City’s nakedest ladies. They’re not even wearing smiles. Nod suggestively.11yr ⋅ dtsjr ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
