Who do I endorse for sheriff? Someone who knows their way around the streets. They listen to people. They don't say, vote me because I'm better than _____. They don't wear pants, and they support the little man. I endorse, drumroll please...ROGER FROM DOORDASH! Clearly the best candidate there is.3yr ⋅ DtheG16 ⋅ r/eddit
Hello I am furret. I would like to be the town furret. I bite anyones pants I see and report them to police. I like scrap. If you have scrap please give. Furret very nice. Furret got kicked out of last town because I bit someones pants. Wheres the trash can by the way. I need to put pants in there.4yr ⋅ DtheG16 ⋅ r/eddit
