While rewatching SG-1, I’ve decided Ksavir the Asgard is my favorite character. This scene kills me 🤣😂8mo ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/Stargate
I just noticed Roger’s Klaus costume for the first time while watching the Two Hundred...3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
We were kids, MAN!!! Buckle couldn’t find his legs!!! We were gonna go cruising when we got home!1yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
In an alternate universe, American Dad features the Steve from the unaired pilot pitch...2yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
I fell asleep last night right after I started the Black Friday trilogy...now the Flopping Wieners song is stuck in my head...8mo ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/southpark
“And these are my equally important friends—Cheese, Hubert and Li-Fung.”1yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
Roger’s racist old lady friend Gertie from season 1 is in an Area 51 laboratory in You Debt Your Life 🤯1yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
If he dumped me, I don’t know what I’d do ... I think I’d go maximum crazy. I’d murder Bill, burn down the neighborhood...RAPE roger!3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
Oh, Steve, you’re home! I made bologna rollups for Snot and your...cousin?1yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
AD Subreddit Rule #5: No “this person looks like Roger” posts...Come and get me, mods.1yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
“The girl has been described as a likely women’s studies major and roller derby captain, while the male is your classic, run-of-the-mill stoner.”3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
“You monster! What turns you on? Flesh-colored, non-fruit shaped people?!”3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
Oh, we’re wearing the same outfit. Take a good look, sweetie, this is how you wear that. Yeeeah, NINE YEARS OF GYMNASTICS, BITCH!3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
I love Stan’s random pro-life PSA while he’s breaking into someone’s home to sabotage their birth control 😂3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
Please take a moment and reflect on the greatness of Chef’s mom and dad8mo ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/southpark
“Stan, before the 200 kills us, I want you to know that...you were often an inconsiderate neighbor.”3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
Oh, I remember that dream! It’s a puppy dream! Eat those puppies, Stan! Eat until you’re full!!! 🐶3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
“Hayley, how many times have YOU been pregnant? None. How many times have I been pregnant? FOUR.”3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
It’s finally happening! You’re dragging me to your bedroom! Keep calm Roger...stay in the moment...enjoy this...3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
The average white man thinks about sex every six seconds, but he ONLY thinks about sex with a black man ONCE A YEAR!3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
As my Christmas present, my friend agreed to watch one episode of AD...she’s never seen the show...which episode should I make her watch?2yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
“Apologize? For what?! For giving him power over an island full of half-naked Hispanic men? That’s his dream! And the premise or three of his screenplays!”3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
“Okay hold up, HOLD UP! You mean one of us might not really be a vamp kid?!”1yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/southpark
“If there’s something strange... *Johnny!* ... in your neighborhood ... *I need you to* ... who ya gonna call? ... *jerk that guy off* ... GHOSTBUSTERS!”3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
“This is how I wish I had lost MY virginity and not to some coked up airhead!” ...... “Didn’t you lose your virginity to mom...?”3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
“It’s official! And if anyone knows what’s official, it’s A FISH Y’ALL!”3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
Nothing’s set in stone but I’m pretty sure these scorpions are going in Steve’s butt.3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
“Is that a bag full of live rats? Is that a t-shirt cannon? Are you going to shoot live rats into the crowd with a t-shirt cannon?”3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
1. I love that her balloon animal looks like her ex. 2. As someone who got their AA at a community college, I find their portrayal of these schools both deeply offensive and hilariously accurate.3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
“Freddy, for you, 107 all in, plus a case of champagne to go with your leftover turkey!” ... “We’re not having a real conversation...are we?”3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
“Yo! We do NOT cover acts of God! ... I AM AN ACT OF GOD!!!” Rubberneckers somehow manages to be absolutely hilarious despite having one of the stupidest plots in AD history...3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
I love how much Stan has evolved over the years...from writing Patriot Pigeon Poops on Planned Parenthood to keeping a supply of Dontell’s Abortion Juice in the kitchen 😂3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
Jeff’s completely unhinged yet childish freak out at Francine in Eight Fires just kills me 😂😂😂3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
You were about to tell me about my birthday present...then made bird noises, got an erection, and started tongue kissing the air.3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
I know it was 16 years ago, but I really feel like they should circle back to the fact that there’s a girl in Iowa who’s pregnant with Steve and Roger’s baby...3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
What’s on the bottom of your mattress, Steve?! So many of the girls are Asian...and pregnant...3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
“Roger...what’s in this jar...?” ... “Dylan was being bad...and now we have the jar.”3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
I just noticed future Mertz was in the audience at Stomp...what does it mean?!? How far up does this conspiracy go?!?3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
The biggest problem with the latest “avatar” update: The game isn’t fun anymore2yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/Asphalt8
Oh, awesome—they made festivals even more tedious... same garbage prizes though3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/Asphalt8
I make notes about funny scenes when I watch American Dad but I’m usually SUPER baked and half awake...here are some of my most nonsensical and useless notes...I can’t remember the scene or even the episode for most of these lol3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
If you could permanently move one Family Guy/Cleveland Show character over to American Dad, who would it be and why?3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/americandad
This is officially the MOST EXPENSIVE festival car EVER: Upgrades cost DOUBLE the FuC of normal S class kit cars, plus you need 55 GOLD upgrade cards for EACH category, plus 60 tech, 60 engine and 160 kit upgrade cards=~7 million FuC + 500 upgrade cards=FUCK YOU GAMELOFT3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/Asphalt8
Holy shit...did gameloft actually purge the leaderboard of team boosters?! I suddenly just jumped up into the elite league...3yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/Asphalt8
NO GAMELOFT. Not doing these bullshit “hybrid” festivals anymore that take four times as many regular upgrade cards plus kit cars. ESPECIALLY when you’ve jacked up the upgrade prices...FUCK NO.2yr ⋅ DRUNKxDRIVER ⋅ r/Asphalt8
