Bob Cratchit in A Christmas Carol would've made less flipping burgers2yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/ABoringDystopia
I wonder which has resulted in more hospital visits this year: bleach ingestion or mask-related injuries?3yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Kyle Rittenhouse drinking at a bar with mom while wearing a FREE AS F@&Kshirt3yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/trashy
Congrats to @SpeakerPelosi for inventing the “f@*k you” clap. #sotu5yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
My wife & my tradition is to gift each other perfumes/colognes on Mother's/Father's Day. She likes these perfumes from previous years. I would love some advice on which to get her this year. Can you please help out a fairly clueless, sheltered-in-place, loving husband? Thank you. :-)4yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/AskWomenOver30
I'm sure a lot of people fit Jesus's parameters. Who hasn't raw dogged a porn star?6yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/FunnyandSad
An explosion so powerful it turns gravity off [xpost /r/woahdude]7yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/ConfusingGravity
Dmitri & Anatoly: GateKeepers & Guardians of The Slavatar. (XPost /r/Bossfight)6yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/slavs_squatting
Not Technically From A Grandma, But This Popped Up On My Feed Today5yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Good Job, Tonka! (Which is also a phrase I never thought I would ever write.)6yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
MRW I Learn That A Holocaust Denier Is Poised to Claim the GOP Nomination in Illinois Race for Congress6yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Search Point Lonsdale in Google Maps and zoom in where the arrow is pointing.6yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/funny
What Happens When You Try The Funny Beard Challenge Without A Beard6yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Saw someone wearing this out in the wild today. I had to find it online!6yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/49ers
This is a hammerhead bat and is by far the creepiest animal I've seen.6yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/AbsoluteUnits
You know what could make this dessert more appetizing? A plate.7yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/WeWantPlates
Is this my new best friend in my garden? Lacewing? (N. CA; SF Bay Area)6yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/whatsthisbug
UC Davis Football Team Is Ranked #14 in FCS after Beating N. Colorado This Weekend6yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/UCDavis
Found in my sister's newly acquired 2016 Lincoln MKZ Hybrid. What's this doohickey?5yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
Looks like a Caper but this photo was taken in Thailand. Thoughts?6yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/whatsthisplant
This was found in a Santa Rosa neighborhood that was completely burned to the ground.7yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/calvinandhobbes
Digging up the veg garden's soil in Bay Area, CA. Any ideas what this little dude becomes?8yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/whatsthisbug
There's just one thing that Jesus doesn't do...He doesn't fuck around!11yr ⋅ drunken_monkeys ⋅ r/funny
