4th shot, Ukraine flag, no matter what the current thing is my girl Kimberly always does her PART. Don't you call her selfish, she is doing this for you 👉2yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Science based parenting member rightfully rejects any conjecture that holy elixir is causing seizures in her baby.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Of course the unvaccinated should be left on the streets to die in their misery. Alcoholics, chain smokers and couch potatoes should be given priority.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
A girl asks At what point are we done? Well we are done when the heretics are put in Gulag camps or smoke chambers.7mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Am glad she followed science and did not take the horse paste. It could have been much much worse.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Me in the middle of transitioning from one thing to the current thing.5mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Stupid researchers..! Why research science which is already settled??1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Dr. Danielle is a pediatrician for those thinking she's trolling. I think she needs to be in the front row of our church's Sunday sermon.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
So MAGA trolls infected Steve Bumm and then Steve did not consider it wise to distance himself from his mum. Hope she survives the tsunami of viruses.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Malaria back in US after 20 years. Conspiracy theorists be like ⬇️9mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
The new current thing is here. If you are still supporting Ukraine, you need to learn from my friend Evan and prepare for the new current thing. no guesses - it's abortions.2yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Do you have fond memories of possessing these prized certificates??5mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Why did someone so faithful even need to be interviewed?? The world needs to respect the sacrifice of the masked individuals. MBUH.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Fitting tribute to one of our apostles. Let's canonize Nili Kaplan's N95 mask as well.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Blame cyclone Freddy and climate change for this hell of a pandemic. Give all the children two more doses of vaccine just in case.8mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Folks help me please, which one of these rules did saint Arnold follow when wishing death upon the unvaccinated?9mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
TIL: Mixed health relationships is a thing, just like mixed weight rel'n.1wk ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
This excerpt is from a book authored by Dean Koontz in 1981. Looks like the church and our apostles appeared in his dreams.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Anyone from Alberta, Canada on this sub?? This lady is comparing pfaithers to N@zzzis? Has she lost her mind?11mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Our brave and TOUGH foot soldier has got boosted at the local parish. Shoot him with arrows or bullets, he's invincible.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Hopefully no one's blaming this downhill spiral on the holy elixir.7mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
I think Heather and Meg could move to China instead of aiming for the moon.2yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
I'm worried about Arch angel Bourla's bonus. Let's pledge 48 boosters a day to help out Pfizer.5mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Expert tells Aussies to wear mask outside and herself is seen naked 😷4mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Lloyd is the defense secretary and chooses to have just cloth mask for his own defense?? Shame on him.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Breaking news - 15 people in a hospital have flu like symptoms. Close it down and make tik tok videos4mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Shhhh triage the sick heretics and let them die. Guess the topic David's busy defending right now.5mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Pray for this Indian intellectual who wanted the unvaccinated to be arrested for spreading diseases, and now has blocked pipes.6mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
I'm disappointed y'all not boosting enough. Church's profits seem to decline.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
You folks getting reported like this?? I'm in pain because I've been denied daily boosters but not so much that i do something extreme. I'll be ok.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Finally the endless domination of omicron is now in the past. Welcome Aeterna.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Climate change is making our skulls warmer causing our blood to clot in the brain.2yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Beware CNN, such news articles could be mistaken for you promoting natural immunity.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
No wonder Hamas acted worse than rabid dogs. Their brains were tainted by the Russian holy elixir.5mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Anyone still wondering how children can be kept SAFE from moneypox? They are not at risk but we need to still keep them SAFE.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Our angel here seems to have seen COVID, claims to have had close contact.11mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
No touch foreigners 🙅🏻ok?? Person got monkeypox while in China's COVID quarantine. Wonder what sort of fun activities are happening in those quarantine camps.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
A confused lamb asked the holy Bloomberg if it's time for a booster.9mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Next time we'll aim for 100% compliance. Either you're dead or compliant to this church's orders. What say fellow covidians?1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Atlantic says the US government is ending weekly boosters and settling for yearly elixir shots. I'm considering relocating to Mexico. I'll vote trump if he promises to bring back weekly shots.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Bivalent vaccines, hybrid viruses. It's all happening. The apocalypse has begun, pfaithers will rush to our church for protection and mercy.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Read this and ran to the supermarket and stocked more toilet paper. Sad to see Monkeypox not on the list.11mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
I did everything that this church demanded and am still devoid of simple joys? Have faith my child, this is our church testing your faith.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Our chief evangelist Feigl-Ding suggests hepatitis in kids is because of COVID. Worried mother forgets that the holy elixir is protecting her kids.2yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
This is why we fork lifted our dead gran and put her body in an incinerator 🔥 hail experts and scientists for such warnings.11mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Losers are on their second booster and our church angel Nancy is on her 4th as advised by our bishops. Vaccines are as safe as Botox.2yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Help me please? Which science should i support? German science which makes people wear masks in public transport OR Belgian science which celebrates the dropping of mask mandates?1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Are we allowed to eat artificial meat from Bill Gates food factory instead?2yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfMonkeyPox
Anxiety is a by product of virtue signaling. Do we have a vaccine for anxiety or will we let our church believer's suffer?2yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
This angels faith is unshakable. Good news boosters against XBBCCCDDD 1.2.3.4.5 variant now awaiting final approval from CDC.8mo ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
helsingin kaupungin uusi palvelu kaupunkikaivinkoneen (apologies for bad finnish :) )7yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/Suomi
The Japanese mask like obedient soldiers and yet this?? Must not be N951wk ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Sorry folks our PR team did a bad job. Less than 48 hours after the new elixir being approved, media found out the truth.1yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Doctor from Munich publicly declares no treatment for the new heretics and target of hate.2yr ⋅ drillbit6509 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
