You guys are rooting for a NFC South player to win this award...right? (also - add a pro bowler to Mayfield after Dak pulled out)

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GOAT Buccaneer (right after Glennon, of course)

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Why is Vince so petty????????????????? He can't even let AEW have spotlight on the old people, he has to one-up Tony by bringing in someone older!

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FACTS (FBI VERSION)

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Currently we have 72.9% chance of making the playoffs

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Wrestling has more than one... royal family

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NOT. MY. CHIEF. If Roman was so good he would've defeated EVERY Royal Rumble winner in the last 21 years. If I was the champion I would've done it, but I guess I am just built different

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We will travel more miles than the Steelers, Ravens, and Lions combined

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Ummmm akshually...this is an AEW-style fight... Do better TMZ, educate yourselves...

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Brian Last But Not Least, with an early entry for Jerk of the year

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I mean, it's not exactly what I would call news...

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Cody Rhodes asking CM Punk to avenge him by defeating Roman Reigns in an impromptu title match, WrestleMania XL ending, 2024, Lincoln Financial Field, Philadelphia

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WWE's 5364th attempt to murder Cornette

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Kanye: New album dropping tonight. Also Kanye:

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Hey guys, this may be a bit of a long shot, but if you like Kanye West you should check out this rapper, I doubt many of you heard of him, very underrated, I sense big things are coming for him. Check him out, give him a chance, you might enjoy it, idk

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Big mood

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Madden (yeah, i know) history of Brady ratings. He will have the second biggest rating bump of his career after the last season!

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Sammy Guevara irl

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Aubrey put more fight against Nese than Danhausen

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Saw this online so I don't know more details but - young Cody, 1997

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Wake up babe, spoilers for the Super Bowl just dropped

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The bandwagoners are gone. Quick, post pics that only GOAT enjoyers would appreciate

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This is why people leave WWE to go to AEW!!! After being used in an abysmal lower-midcard story, the bag left WWE, and now got a brand new character, new look, and got repackaged and put together with CM Punk! Finally, someone with a glow up after leaving WWE for AEW!!!!

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Brady bandwagoners vs Longtime fans of the franchise

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The curse of people who made out with Norm on his show

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Not that this says much but it's interesting that we have never won a game without Brady existing in this world

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You watch WWE?? LOOOL normie. What? AEW? Lmao, that's too mainstream. CZW? Bruh, do you even like proper wrestling??? I only watch International Spiritual Warfare Championship, only me and Meltz are this devoted

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You're goof - HOLY SHIT GOOFS WE'RE GOING OVER!! DAE WWE LURKS HERE

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Yes, I am kind of a book connoisseur

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Oh come on Tom, it's not cool owning minorities, the Civil War was over 150 years ago, get over it!!!!

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[spoilers] Perhaps the best line of Season 5

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94 year old actress congratulates Federer

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Shout out to the last time this sub was this happy after a win (not including playoffs)

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Moneypenny squared

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Anon and his sister measure their weight

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Breaking news: MJF was in Jacksonville before the AEW fan fest

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The 237th and the 238th on the WTA list right now

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Holy shit, how is WWE so dumb not to give a competitor a heads up about the Rumble????? WTF???? ...wait, what do you mean it was a WWE Digital Exclusive? What do you mean they are usually in kayfabe and people play a character? Shut up, Pat had no idea he was even part of WWE, that's how dumb it is!

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September 4th, 2022, I left working with fucking children. June 21st, 2023..... I'M BACK

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Rich Eisen thinks we got the best under the radar signing

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Ok, this is such a stupid post but.... Am I the only one that thinks Danny Elfman looks like an alternative universe Jack White?

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Estimated release date: 2069

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CM Punk showing up at an NHL game in Chicago. Where's Survivor Series this year? Chicago! He's showing one finger - Roman Reigns reference? CM Punk return imminent and confirmed, here we go, medical passed, official soon???????

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I saw this and I am not sure how legit it is, but apparently we are one of the top 20 most-winning teams in the last 10 years in the top (4?) sports in America

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Not bad for an old chunk of coal, eh?

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Tinder irl

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Tony Khan on Miro and Andrade complaining they are not featured more: On other sports teams, you don’t really see it as much. It’s not really common in the NFL for the backup quarterback to blame the coach because he’s not playing. - Also,Tony Khan in 2020 arguing with a player on his (dad's) team

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Now is it me or were Travis Barker in that doctor in some kind of cahoots?

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When the pope receives a message

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[DRAMA KHAN HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT] [MEAT] On June 12th, R/SCJerk will become GlobalForceGold.com themed, to protest Reddit charging 10lbs of gold for 3rd party apps (that are not GlobalForceGold.com). Only posts about GlobalForceGold.com will be allowed.

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Marcus Willis retires

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I heard you like Brady stats. Tom Brady's current career TD-INT rate when facing the Atlanta Falcons in the regular season: 28-3

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Wrestlemania 26 is the 'oldest' Mania, where every single competitor on the card is still alive

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Speaking of GOATs retiring... This is the last week that Ivo Karlovic is part of the ATP rankings. He will lose the remaining points after the next update and with that, officially the GOAT server will no longer be part of the ATP rankings.

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Any thoughts on the „Legends Untold“ series? A gimmick or something that's genuinely worth it?

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I bet she heard I feel like there's a yak on my chest' a lot

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See guys!!! Punk clears the air! Everything is fine! Don't worry!!!

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Me for the next few months

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WWE doesn't do long term storyte...

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It's funny. It's turd. In bed. It's bigger than a regular turd. It's funny.

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MRW deciding for which political party I should vote

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Rest In Pee-wee-eace Paul Reubens. Pictured here about to feast on a plumpy delicious juicy asshole, just for the chance at getting cancer

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Kante when he comes back from the World Cup meeting all the new players as well as our new manager

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YOU CAN'T COMPARE THE MANIA SEASON TO AEW, IT'S NOT FAIR, TONY DOESN'T HAVE MOVIE STARS LIKE THE ROCK TO PROMOTE THE EVENT!!! - The Rock, if Tony Khan had him

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Sadly that's all

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X days of life-changing AEW debuts: Day Y

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Updated Playoff history post 2024 for the NFC South

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This match will last 5 minutes, be full thorttle and it will be better than 90% of wrestling matches in the last decade

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4th of July, mama's apple pie....

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I would totally listen to this

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Hey ScJerk..y'all forgot about me... but it's coo...

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Interesting little stat after tonight

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The teams with the worst cap situation in the league right now

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Saw this and wanted to share it

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idk, this made me chuckle

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RIP Galagher! A guy known for smashing watermelons. He was the nemesis of this guy, who is known for Smashing pumpkins

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When you find a potential 5 star prospect from a random Brazilian team but they don't accept anything less than 60 millions

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I asked AI to show me how Dr. Dre and Slim Shady would look like in the year 2055. Isn't AI beautiful? What a time to be alive!

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Oh WWE can't make stars???? Explain how Charlotte got this role in a popular Hollywood blockbuster then?????

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And a new meme template is obrn

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What did Punk mean by this???

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Every time I finish another rewatch of Archer

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This will be one looong season

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Disgusting to see WWE still employing such a blatantly omosphobic wrestler

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We are one of the 7 teams that had the #1 pick and won the SB within 10 seasons

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When it's already Friday in Australia but the album ain't out yet

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WWE announces the official poster for next week's NXT. Next week might be a massacre

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The first and the last cigarette of Bond in the franchise

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Stokely Hathaway low-key an underrated jerker

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We are finally one of the big boys a.k.a. the teams with most primetime games n ext season!

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Behind the scenes with Walter Pinkman

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He bought original Da Vinky painting? Dump eet

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And we understand that they'll give the title to Jade Cargill on the other channel... hah, that'll put some butts in seats...

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Kylie Jenner wants to watch a movie

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Currently we have the 7th worst record in the NFL. A win this Sunday would keep us in the race for the playoffs, but a loss might make us one step closer to picking our fifth Top 10 draft pick since 2010

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Better critic than Fantano

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Roman has Jimmy, Jey, Solo and Heyman in his corner. Cody has... no one. Until now.... Hey Roman? You're a tribal chief? Well I'm a tribal bitсh! Let's go!!!

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DAE think the MJF - Jay White match was the worst AEW main-event ever?? Like holy shit Tony Khan has lost it!! Let me get this straight - MJF had MULTIPLE matches in one night, got TAKEN OUT ON A STRETCHER, came back and defeated a STABLE OF OPPONENTS to win? Pic unrelated it's my fave match ever

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Cody's W is so monumental that Cody from the future had to travel back in time just to witness it first hand

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The first thing the world wants right now however, is is The Impossible Bat....with a side of fries!

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On this day 4 years ago

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MRW I meet someone who also likes Arrested Development

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me irl

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The Rock is about to become the 2nd man after The Undertaker to have a (main-event) WrestleMani match in 4 different decades (Stone Cold needed the 2010s)

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IWC, 1983: SERIOUSLY??? THAT JOBBER TERRY HAYES IS GETTING REPACKAGED AND PUSHED AS HULK??? WE ALREADY HAVE ONE HULK! THE MARVEL ONE! WHAT'S NEXT, VINCE PUSHING SUPERMAN SOGAN??????? FUCK THIS COMPANY, CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE PUSHING THAT EX-JOBBER, THIS IS THE FINAL NAIL IN THIS COMPANY!

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Buy a new album. Get home. Click Play album. You might think you've peeped the scene.... Me for the next hour:

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Blown blocks after 4 games

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The best part is that she's no goddamn hypocrite, that's for sure

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When Dalton made his 2 movies and reviewers were not too warm to the idea of a darker grittier Bond

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Look at this smark wearing a If Cena wins we complain online t-shirt at tonight's MSG show

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Kat Dennings finally with a good tweet! Book her to be next Thor, Vince MarvelMahon!!!

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Love our vintage TE

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Facts

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2022 is wild

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When this story hits the homestretch it's going to be lit

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The clay master, the hard court master and the grass master.

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Your bagels, ma'am

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The best individual rushing seson for a Buccaneers player was in 1984

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Vince, if you are lurking this sub and if you are really back in control give us a sign. GIVE US WHAT WE WANT

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Unlike you younglings, back in the day we got our vague wrestling related leaks from twitter accounts with no blue checkmarks!

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What are the songs that needed words? (assuming this is a real quote)

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The final image of WWF television before they became WWE

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Say what you want about the team, but at least they are so consistent, that we can 100% predict these things.

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Just a regular shitpost while we're waiting for something to happen

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tfw you are old, hurt, tired and working with fucking children

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My dad works for Meltzer and he told me these are the plans for Survivor Series!!!

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Isn't it funny how Gary Oldman is an old man, and Paul Newman is a dead man?

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The scariest costume this Halloween season

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I didn't even know he was pregnant

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So sad to see him post about this on Twitter :( He needs to go to AEW where he will be used better. Fuck Vince! #FreeRusev

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POV: You entered CM Punk's locker room to ask him questions 5 minutes after he said Enter my locker room if you have questions

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I love this photo

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We are 4 wins away from a Novak D. vs D. Novak 1/4 finals!!!!!!!!!

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THAT'S IT!! I AM A MASSIVE NWA FAN AND I LOVE F THA POLICE BUT I AM NO LONGER A FAN! I can't believe they put the PRESTIGIOUS (dae?) title on a dude that's out of shape, past his prime and was a comedy dude in WWE!!! ...wait what do you mean who was the champ before Tyrus??? Idk, I only watch AEW

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Normie straight up tweeting from the afterlife with new Pat Oswalt and Rosie O'Donnel jokes

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Awesome, Steve Jobs mixed with Steve Austin

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An article about our 2011 season

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Good news everyone. For the first time this season, we are first in our division! Let's run with it and never look back!

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Pass protection ratings

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Adrenaline.... in my soul..... Cody Rhodes in OJ's role

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Meltzer: I hear uh..uh..rumours that the main-event of WrestleMania will be that title match between the bleached blond and that other muscular person with the slick hair uh...but uh...plans might change

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Can we have Mox? We have Mox at home. Mox at home:

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That 2026 boomer

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When you had a dude steal a #1 contender contract to sign it, then you had a ladder casino royale at a PPV to crown the next #1 contender, and then you had a tournament to crown the next champion and you already announced a golden ticket battle royale for the next week to crown the next #1 contender

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According to bookmakers we are playing in the worst division next season

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