I'm dead. 💀 lol😂

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Found this and figured I'd leave it right here.

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Whoops.

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Every time one of my leads are watching me from afar or come to check on me i start dropping stuff everywhere or even worse, i end up running my vehicles into things 🤦‍♀️

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I swear, i just wanna run them all over with whatever cart/flat/uboat i have. 😡 but i refrain while screaming internally. I have aisle rage. Either be fast or get out of my way.

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Facts.

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To the worker who left their uboat of trash in my area for me to take care of and just dipped out, your mom is a hoe and i hope you wake up to a charley horse in the middle of the night for a month.

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When even a doctor's note doesn't prevent your attendance from going against you and they don't want you to come to work sick, but then don't want you out sick either. 💀

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How i feel every weekend at target with the *beep beep* every 5 seconds, the karens asking about something that i know nothing about, and the TEAM WE NEED BACKUP NOW! WHO'S RESPONDING! 💀

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As an overnight TM, I'll be dead as soon as i clock in and head to the back 💀

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I have to remind myself this on occasions...

3yr ⋅

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When hours go from full time hours to where i can finally put money in savings... to hours where my savings are now depleted and I'm broke as hell. 💀

2yr ⋅

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Every day i make it a thing to say hi to my co workers as I'm passing by when i first start my shift

3yr ⋅

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That overnight life got me like....

2yr ⋅

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I don't even eat lunch anymore with how sluggish i feel after... chug water, good to go after a bathroom break in between. 🤣

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Pretty sure my co workers think I'm insane 🤣

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💀🤣

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Someone on here commented this to me, so i figured I'd share their advice with everyone on here. ❤

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Found this gem and it pretty much sums up my relationship with breaks. I'll go from not being able to concentrate and saying to myself I'll just go on my 15 and then 5 mins into my 15 I'm like welp, there's so much to do when i get back etc etc and i end up not enjoying my break.

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It is when you're overnight 🤣

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And it's always the ONE time that I'm dicking around.... i pull my phone out for the first time since clocking in and BOOM! Team lead walks in the back room asking why I'm on my phone 🙃 or it's the ONE time of the day that i stop to say hi to a co worker I'm close to..

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On average, I'm staying between 3-4 hours of sleep a day with working overnight 🙃

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Anyone else in grocery getting really crappy trucks? For the past 2-3 shifts, my truck has literally been 80% backstock.. even with me doing my audits and with all the transition being completed... 💀 I'm just at a loss for words and it's making me irritated. Pictured below is ALL. BACKSTOCK. 😡

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THIS. Y'all. Idk about you, but there's days where I'm so stiff from the night before when we had a double truck (or if pulls were big) that deep in my soul, i just want to randomly ask a bunch of co workers if they'll crack my back until one of them does it. 😩

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Tell us you're having a shit day without telling us you're having a shit day. What in the actual HELL is this!?

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Me while I'm getting 3 different answers from 3 different leads about what the hell to do with my extra crap that won't fit in my backroom.... i was so close to losing my shit. 🙃 but i enjoy this job majority of the time... so i just fumed and went about my day... 💀

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People have too much time on their hands 😂 it did however make my day more interesting

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When your ADD causes you to not only have a collection of nametags (including ones that aren't yours) AND a collection of these bad boys 🤣💀 I'll forget mine while going into work and have to get one when i clock in or I'll lose them around the house and need another one 💀

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But why. 🙃

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An unexpected guest.

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I'm dead inside.. 🙃

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