I went to the mall, someone sprayed me with mace

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I love tall girls

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Not me but my friend

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Well this is handy

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#goals

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Inspirobot killing it with the dating advice!

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Psychic dolphin screams make whales commit suicide...you know, like in Star Trek.

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If this is what it takes to save the world, I'm flarbity doo

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