Now, remember. Anybody asks how you got those bruises...you hurt yourself on the playground, that's all.11yr ⋅ dp85 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The bad news is, you're no longer a man...and, on top of that, your first period just started...11yr ⋅ dp85 ⋅ r/OSHA
Not sure if this has been posted here already...if it has, you know who's to blame.12yr ⋅ dp85 ⋅ r/ThanksObama
Your breasts will produce nutritious orange juice in no time! [Side effects include gaining weight and turning grey]12yr ⋅ dp85 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
OK, OK! I'll buy the new Call of Duty, you weird little fuck! Just leave me alone!11yr ⋅ dp85 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Another double homicide. This sure was a rough neighborhood for bagels.11yr ⋅ dp85 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Open-face sammich porn. Beneath this pile of cheese fries, onion rings, bacon, is a juicy hamburger on texas toast. [OC] [2048X1536]12yr ⋅ dp85 ⋅ r/FoodPorn
Earlier tonight I made the snack that I saw on reddit the other day. I now have a the perfect downtime banana food!12yr ⋅ dp85 ⋅ r/downtimebananas
Just finished cleaning the house...I wonder what the kids are up to?12yr ⋅ dp85 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
So what if my car insurance lapses a few days...what's the worst that could happen?11yr ⋅ dp85 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Engineers, what are you taking a break from to check Reddit? [Show a pic or submit a doing your mom joke, and then get back to work]14yr ⋅ dp85 ⋅ r/engineering
