MRW I'm 25, have lived through 2 once in a lifetime financial crashes, the first global pandemic in over a century and now as the world is just getting back to normal, Russia start the first large scale invasion seen in Europe since WW2

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MRW my wife walks in after texting If I beat you home, you're on dinner duty

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MRW I'm a UK engineer working with Americans and they want land in acres, volume in gallons and pints but not UK gallons and pints, distance in feet but not yards, weight in lbs but stone is ridiculous, but the UK supplier needs all dimensions in metric.

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For all my brothers in arms fighting the good fight

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MRW my girlfriend walks into the room sullen faced, on today of all days, and tells me she's pregnant as if I was born yesterday.

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MRW It's quiet at the table and my 7yo asks my friends say girls have something called a fa china, what's a fa china?

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The mosquito's reaction when it bites me but I have COVID and a blood alcohol content approaching that of a hard seltzer.

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MRW my friend who has never used a driving wheel and has never played DiRT Rally goes to pick a group B Car

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MRW my friend who has never used a driving wheel and has never played DiRT Rally goes to pick a group B car

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High as shit open up AC:Origins for the first time and this is the first weapon I see in my inventory...

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