I complained to Comcast Airlines that I couldn't pay them because I spilled milk on my keyboard during one of their flights, and that they didn't personally apologize and kiss my ass when it was delayed 15 minutes. This is what they sent me in response.10yr ⋅ dotbomber95 ⋅ r/descriptivetitle
My son dropped his phone from the top of Top Thrill Dragster accidentally to try and get me to buy a new phone for him. I told him, Son, you're going to have to work to earn that phone. He was completely baffled when I told him to use this as his alarm.10yr ⋅ dotbomber95 ⋅ r/descriptivetitle
Throughout his life, my great uncle shunned high technology due to his experiences with AT&T, Comcast, and Origin. We finally managed to turn him over to the right side with a Samsung tablet connected to Google Fiber. This is him Facetiming with his great grandson.10yr ⋅ dotbomber95 ⋅ r/descriptivetitle
My tremendously awesome grandfather who fought in WWII and cured several childhood diseases passed away this week at the ripe old age of 65. In his will, he left me his vacation house in Peru. All I can say is, thanks grandpa, you rock!10yr ⋅ dotbomber95 ⋅ r/descriptivetitle
Last month, I was diagnosed with extreme lupus. My astronomical medical bills forced me to give up buying Nutella in bulk. I ran into this guy at Target, and he said if you believe in yourself, and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true!10yr ⋅ dotbomber95 ⋅ r/descriptivetitle
I've been homeless for 5 years, since my parents kicked me out of the house for being autistic. My one true passion is photography. I was searching the dumpster behind a Chinese restaurant when I found these fantastic gems.10yr ⋅ dotbomber95 ⋅ r/descriptivetitle
I sponsor a poverty-stricken school in rural India which I funded through a Kickstarter campaign for better bacon for narwhals. Seeing these innocent young children using electricity for the first time always puts a smile on my face! =)10yr ⋅ dotbomber95 ⋅ r/descriptivetitle
Today I start my new week's resolution to lose weight by eating Five Guys only twice a week and taking a walk around the block once a month. Wish me luck, reddit! :D10yr ⋅ dotbomber95 ⋅ r/descriptivetitle
My sister has clinical stage freight, is tone deaf, and has extreme papyrophobia, or fear of cardboard. She decided to say, screw all y'all, I'm tryin' out for the school musical! She got the main singing part; here she is ready to face the world.10yr ⋅ dotbomber95 ⋅ r/descriptivetitle
It may not be much, but it's pretty good for a table that used to be a major weakness of mine. [WHO Dunnit]8yr ⋅ dotbomber95 ⋅ r/pinball
Kids these days don't know how to love women, and it's all because of music.10yr ⋅ dotbomber95 ⋅ r/lewronggeneration
