Saw this on my newsfeed and immediately thought of my trolls9yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW he's a marine with a beard and a medical marijuana card and he loves getting stoned and eating pussy7yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My shirts are mustard yellow, my friends call me a sophist5yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/schrutetoobig
MRW I'm laying in bed with one of my jump-offs and he tells me the wage gap is a myth, then says I better focus on getting married soon anyway...when's your birthday again?9yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Can we also take a moment to appreciate how talented this man is for convincing us he’s a human trash bag?6yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/brooklynninenine
fragile white redditor slides into my DMs to tell me about the good works of the KKK6yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/FragileWhiteRedditor
Glad to see there’s a place where we can all congregate to share memes about Greta and how she’s a badass4yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/gretamemes
Mama trolls - a friend who recently had a complicated birth confessed that she’s having a really rough time. What can I send her in a care package to cheer her up?6yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MFW I realize I forgot to put the towels in the dryer *before* I did my nails.9yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW the woman who figured out she knew me at my therapist's office TRIES TO TALK TO ME ABOUT THERAPY AT WORK10yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm jealous of another poster's job offer and suddenly I realize I've spent two hours on reddit and zero hours applying for jobs today10yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW Sally's has a half price sale that I don't discover until the night after I did my nails9yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/TrollMUA
I'd been waiting for my pizza for an hour before I realized I accidentally set it for carryout instead of delivery.8yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My uterus when PMS week coincides with -25 windchills. I have to wear like 8 layers of pants and tights10yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW the woman making small talk with me at my therapist's office figures out she knows me through work.10yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
trolls, i just ended a four year relationship with someone i love but it just wasn't working. i need you to help me be less sad.9yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Unstalked crinoid, or feather star (cross-posted from /r/marinebiologygifs8yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/oddlysatisfying
Trolldudes, what does it *really* mean when a guy says that you're trouble?9yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/asktrolly
America's most misspelled words shouldn't be judging on misspellings...7yr ⋅ dorothy_zbornak_esq ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
