Eating a chip off the line is one of those experiences that changes your life. Birds fly a little slower, and pretty girls smile a little longer. It's like the whole world moves just for you.

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How’s your back, honey?

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You don't come into a woman's home and insult her feet.

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E-mail sign off alignment, pretty accurate imo

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Hey there lifeguard, look at you, up on your perch so high. All around you they splash and splash, but not yoooou.

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Your honor, I can tell you’re a reasonable horse.

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My internal dialogue when hypomanic

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Kahn Souphanousinphone is the most relatable bipolar character

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I relate hard to Kahn Souphanousinphone.

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If my country says you're a woman, I say Enchante, madam

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They try to tackle you, but you won't let them because you look too fantastic.

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Take a good look at yourself, friend. Are you rocking in the free world? Are you?

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It came! My first instrument in over a decade, a Gold Tone CC-50

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Ouch! It scalds.

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