I will be moving out on my own soon. I have a feeling this will be me...11yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me, when my boyfriend catches me rocking out to boy bands in the shower...12yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Lumpy Space Princess before the r/Chicago Reddit Halloween party. Nailed it?12yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/adventuretime
How I feel when shark week is over and I can have sexy times with my boyfriend again.12yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I literally just blurted this to my live in boyfriend. Oops.10yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I start a new job tomorrow. This has been me all day today.12yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm going to an Adventure Time art show tonight. This is how I picture it'll be:12yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/adventuretime
This is the face I see almost everyday. This is also the face that scares the shit out of small children and waitstaff. 12yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/WTF
Today is my real life cake day. This is me 10 years ago. How cool did you think you were 10 years ago? Obviously, I was a badass.13yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/entwives
MRW my colleagues at work want to start an indoor soccer league.11yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Thanks] Thank you /u/raptorsatan for the awesome deck of Cards Against Humanity!!!10yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
Was hoping you ladies would post some pictures of your curvy selves. I love seeing faces behind the names. I'll start :D12yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/curvygirls
[Gifted] Sent kris10leigh a little somethin' somethin'. Enjoy it, lady!10yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/randomactsofamazon
MRW I get offered two jobs in my field within days of each other.9yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Was driving around looking at Christmas lights when suddenly a Jew Monster appeared.12yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/Judaism
r/trees wasn't amused, but I thought you Muffins might be. Official landscaper of the NW Burbs and possibly r/Chicagotrees? x-post from r/trees.13yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/chicagotrees
I'm at an antique store in Missouri and found a big box of these. What does this say? Sorry for quality, sending from my phone.10yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/hebrew
I missed my cake day. This would have been my reaction to all my glorious, glorious karma.12yr ⋅ DontHateMasticate ⋅ r/funny
