I’d like to return this brand new open game because it was too hard for my 3 year old.

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ALWAYS check inside when buying back! Luckily I do, but just a friendly reminder.

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It’s simple, we kil-close the store.

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Do it, record yourself. Make my day at work funnier.

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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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Alright, who’s putting the statues in the console center?

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A moment of silence to the parents who spent hundreds of dollars on scufs.

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Don’t talk to us or our son ever again.

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Y’all got that 2K?

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Custoguest just brought this in. This is why I don’t like children.

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Working here is like when Mr. Krabs turned the Krusty Krab into a hotel.

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*sells only unicorn in our entire store* Warehouse: PEOPLE WANT THIS!

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I don’t have time for this.

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Take a shot every time someone asks for the “Recon Sox”.

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Sorry, the return window is 7 days and you don’t have a receipt or membership.

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Everyday at work.

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👏🏻Year Review👏🏻

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A big middle finger to the store that sent us an RSB full of busted Conan Pops.

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I want to know who allows their children to walk around with a bag full of change.

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It was my friends birthday. I set the candles.

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Gonna rob the bank, don’t mind me.

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And then the Kool-Aid man clapped.

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