“...and then these fuckin modern goofs post a meme and think it’s a fuckin circlejerk. It makes a mockery of the whole industry, Brian. Jerkers in the territory days were literal stars who could get themselves over without posting a fuckin Dynamite card or a screen shot from AEWOfficial.”

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The toppings contain potassium benzoate

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2 rite. No self respectin wanker wud shop at a halal Asda’s

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Giving off “I’m 55 with an 18 year old girlfriend” vibes

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Derek remake looks shit

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“They’re a colorful bunch. They’ve been dubbed the Three Musketeers. There’s a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician, and a statistician.” (Please ignore the fact that there are four of them)

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Luv me kingworms, me crickets and me carlin. ‘Ate lizards. Not racist, just don’t like ‘em.

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When you’ve been booked on Dark:Elevation 4 weeks in a row

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Juice Robinson main eventing Dynamite despite not being contracted to AEW is a direct shot at Tiny learning nothing from recent events and further burying his roster

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I bet he still drops a ball bearing into his paintball gun

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DRINK GIRLS

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Rest in Peace Laveck and Smackdown, Tiny is about to destroy you with the Greatest Rampage Ever

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A homeless guy I photographed today holding something he pulled out of a dumpster

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DAE a total badass and the future of wrestling

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AEW is one big HAPPY FAMILY and it definitely isn’t falling apart at the seams

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Blackpool Badasses Club enjoying M’Creative Freedom

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Tony should give HHH a chance...how is Smackdown supposed to compete with a card like this?

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My wife surprised me with these tickets. I know I cheated on her with her sister, but I didn’t think she’d taken it that badly.

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I’m a Friend of the British Museum. AMA.

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DAE creative freedom peaked in 2016 Impact?

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Y’know Brian, I see these modern goofs making shitposts on jerk subs, and I am fucking insulted that they even think they can compete with the jerk territories. Let me tell a long rambling story about Buzz Sawyer posting a jerk of Andre the Giant, only for Jim Crockett to delete it for being a meme.

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DAE a normal balanced thing for a CEO to tweet?

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DID YOU KNOW?: World champion Tyrus used to wrestle for minor promotion “WWE” earlier in his career, even appearing in a video game!

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Mox’s promos are so genuine and original! There’s no way they are totally generic and could be written by chatGPT!

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DAE an in-depth game with multi-layered stories and references that only the hardcore will understand? Only trolls will say the Fed is living rent free in our heads.

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I can’t wait for tonight’s main even between the paper champion and a guy I’ve never heard of. Even though there’s no heat and we know who will win, I’m sure we will see a ton of technical moves and about 58 near-falls. I’m not wasting my life watching this garbage at all.

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It’s a bank holiday. What ya doin’, who’s with ya?

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Y’know Brian, I think it’s time to explain to the folks why none of this is Punk’s fault. But first we need to Fed Bad because they had two girls’ matches on their show this weekend...

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I can’t wait for this match! It’s so unpredictable, I can’t pick a winner! I don’t even mind who wins, as long as it’s a BANGER. This definitely won’t be a waste of 30 minutes of my life.

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Confusing? What do you mean confusing? You have watched every episode of Elevation and NJPW haven’t you? Wait! Wait! Try it, you might like it!

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DAE potential bangers from Elon?

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Mike is as excited for Forbidden Door as I am!

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Just received this. Any advice?

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I put Joan Moxbrose through a terrible Photoshop filter. Please give me upvotes 🙏

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I wish these Fed trolls would stop buying tickets for AEW show and disrespecting the talent and the booking. Tony is doing Booker of the Year shit here.

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Blackpool Badasses Club versus Jack Sparrow = Fed Dead

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DAE recreating Dwayne vs Mankind at Halftime Heat makes you feel like a kid again?

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Totally badass t-shirt concept for totally badass wrestler from totally badass group. Badass. Yeah.

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You will not pass until you tell me your top 3 GCW PPVs and then watch me blade and bleed out for 20 minutes

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I can’t wait for these guys to have a rematch in 2024 on Dynamite! That’s what MJF meant, wasn’t it?

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HUGE SURPRISE ON THIS WEEK’S DYNAMITE!!!

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Y’know Brian, any company that would fire me for making a lazy racist joke about a famine that took place 40 years ago and then make Tyrus champion deserves a free guest pass for my hot tub.

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When I think of Tiny, I always think of masculinity and positive mental health

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DAE agree that M’Danielson bringing forward his inevitable cognitive decline by another 5 years (Biden Danielson?) in a garbage match on the worst PPV of the year was totally worth it for the cOoL mOvEz?

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MFW I watch the Fed and accidentally start enjoying it

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A PPV card to give Paul Michael Levesque nightmares. Stretching this into a sixth hour will kill the Fed for good.

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I’ve been in that lamp so long, I’m bent out of all recognition

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M’Thunder is totally not a bully and definitely isn’t lashing out incoherently at this point

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When I tell Dub fans that in-ring action is my least favourite part of a sports entertainment show

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DAE hope Miro is enjoying the Nintendo Switch?

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We can’t wait for Mercedes and Trinty to be AEW womens tag champs

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Billy Gunn! Dean Ambrose! M’Dentist! Some randoms from NJPW! Get ready for a fatal blow in the ratings war, HHHitler!

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A globally popular megastar, who performs credible stunts, while taking part in realistic storylines. Next to him is M’Omega.

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I know me. You know me, and yet you don’t know me. Do I know the me that you know? Is it the same me? Am I that you that you know and not the me that I know? If I am not the me I know, but the me you know, have I ever really botched?

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Today is the 18th anniversary of the debut of the most humble, friendly, supportive and all-around nicest tag team in history.

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DAE think PS2 graphics are the best?

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Got to see FTR Bald & FTR Hair in a high school gym. Super grateful TK takes no responsibility for the well-being of his talent and risks them getting injured in an Indy show in front of 100 people. Either that or it’s a preview of how AEW will look in 2026

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POV: She tells you it’s open mic night. WYD next?

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DAE Fight Forever DLC just dropped?

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Do you guys think this can happen 3 times in a row?

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This will be a BANGER that SLAPS. It won’t be totally ludicrous at all for Pockets to be competitive with Wardlow, and it definitely won’t destroy all the work MJF did in putting him over.

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Who should he face first.....Pockets or Daniel Garcia?

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Wait for it.......

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Hold my fedora and supersize soda while I totally OWN the jerkers! They just don’t want to have FUN! There are no problems in AEW that aren’t caused by bad faith trolls and Lockport Phil.

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Gonna be rockin this around town. Sorry if I steal your girl.

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SARAYA IS ALL ELITE

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PAC fighting a Big Issue salesman is a direct shot at the rest of the Dub roster looking like homeless addicts

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Man...if what I’m hearing is real...poor Joseph and Walter

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WON - All In ticket numbers. DAE 66,500 paid tickets sold already is totally realistic?

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This is a truth bomb and just because it happens all the time doesn’t mean that AEW sucks and is doomed to failure and.......FED BAD YOU TROLL

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I was trying to tell my Dad why I think “Let’s Go Adam” would be a great tag team, but all he wants to do is talk about me “getting a job” and “moving out”. Fuck these boomers, I’m only 39.

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MMM are the GAMECHANGERS Tiny needs to sign! DAE 2 milly?

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Only trolls will say that MJF is learning professionalism from Cody in advance of taking up a lucrative contract with the Fed

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MFW I’m about to educate an E-DRONE GEEK on six-star BANGERS

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Book the return of Jack Perry in the worst way possible. (Fed trolls who reply “Jack Perry returning” will be permabanned)

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Meltzer: Drew McIntyre (slave name) is inching closer and closer to FUN BANGERS

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Thoughts on this? It only cost £3.67 in Spoons, if that makes a difference

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Card for Forbidden Door 2 [Fantasy Booking]

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When retirement in Florida isn’t what you thought it would be

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Eli Drake, aka LA Knight (slave name) and Max Dupri (slave name), needs to be rescued from the Evil Fed. Why would he work for a globally-recognised entertainment brand, which allows him to portray multiple characters in multiple roles, when he could respecting the work rate in the Dub?

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MFW Edge and Mercedes haven’t answered their phones all day

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Tiny is clearly being encouraged to express his desires through the medium of art

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Just told my girlfriend (who looks like Toni Storm) to cancel date night.

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Behold, the man who carried Joe Anoaʻi and Colby Lopez for seven years

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Looks more like a very very very very VERY dark blue

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( Potentially ) unpopular opinion : I want Powerhouse to be the one who dethrones Moxley, but only if he learns to do cOoL mOvEz like a 540 frog splash or a TOPE SUICIDA. 🤷‍♀️

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Who is the best/most important non-wrestler signing AEW has ever made and why is it Sockface?

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DAE Tiny should buy this place and close it down?

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Five minutes after posting something mildly critical of the Middle Aged Bucks on r/AEWOfficial

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Me, two matches into Forbidden Door

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DAE the creative freedom that McHitler denied CLanaJ for so many years?

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Alan’s down to 100

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DAE agree Bryan Danielson looks so happy in the Dub and definitely doesn’t look like he regrets leaving the Fed?

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Tom Brady prefers one of the other supermodels

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Dynamite 200 is tonight and it looks STACKED (only trolls will ask what is different from the preceding 199 Dynamites)

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DAE the greatest midcard title in history? No, his name is NOT Dean Ambrose and he DOES NOT look like he is exhibiting the combined effects of meth addiction and masochistic tendencies.

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Tony Khan saying that tonight’s Dynamite will be the most eventful go-home show he has ever been part of is a direct shot at the availability of Adderall in Illinois

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If you don’t know me by now

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Cumfarter and Bret in 8 man action on Collision confirmed

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DAE can’t wait to see how this will impact angles on Dynamite?

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Punk and other ex Fed wrestlers being featured prominently in ads for DON is a direct shot at people saying that AEW needs to appeal to casual fans

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3 years ago, AEW signed the greatest legitimate talent of this generation

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I have no idea why there are so few women at AEW shows

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ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED?

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MJF being front and centre of the Full Gear poster is a direct shot at the Elite, and a sign of AEW moving towards a bright future focusing on their young, home-grown talent...oh hold on there’s Jericho and Moxley

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Anyone had a YA player stay in the Academy this long? Any reason he hasn’t demanded promotion to the main squad?

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DAE Walter should have been All Elite?

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Finally got it...any tips for a first time player to maximise the FUN levels?

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TFW you’re wondering how to break it to your son that you’re responsible for 50% of the posts on r/SCJerk

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Do we watch Powerrr? Nah mate, we’re all Impact fans.

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Imagine being this dude when he gets back to WWE no no no I mean AEW

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Do you think Fozzy recorded Judas with the sole intent of creating the worst piece of music ever?

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YES AND HO

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Brian Cage revealed to Unleashed TV that, after going back and forth with WWE and AEW, he finally gave up on HHH ever returning his calls

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I do have a girlfriend, you guys just don’t know her. (Egirls count, don’t they?)

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Only fed trolls would dispute the legitimacy of m’75k at m’Wembley

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🎶You think you’re special.....you do🎶

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I’ve been a long term collector of these products and am so excited by the new Dub range. I’m also not an unemployed virgin in my late 30s with terrible BO.

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Rode these wheels down to the beach. For some reason I got zero hoes.

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DAE know how to clean discharge off of action figures?

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DAE empowering female wrestlers?

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I’m nervous. Wembley might sell out before I manage to get a ticket. Then again, tarp is all elite.

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DAE Sonny Kiss and Pepsi Phil aren’t “everyone”?

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An entertaining Rumble.....but where was Edge?

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Counter programming from the evil empire definitely isn’t a coincidence at this point and is totally disgusting. I definitely wasn’t telling Tiny to move Dynamite to Mondays at any point in late 2021.

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Spending time playing with my Dub action figures is a healthy hobby and much more productive than cleaning.

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DAE remember FUN? I’m still having FUN. All 7 of us are having FUN RN.

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DAE agree that Roman Reigns sucks? All he can do is be “successful” at “entertaining” people. He’s never done a TOPE SUICIDA or TIGER DRIVER 98. He couldn’t shoot on Buzz Sawyer or make Brock Lesnar take a Canadian Destroyer either

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*Places tweet on top of waste paper bin...*

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Hangnail is so real and modest! He only compared himself to Picasso and totally doesn’t need to take advice from anyone (except M’Bucks)

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I got a logo in the foam

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Just saw this in my local Crack Converters. DAE a collectors’ item and an investment opportunity?

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Who’s ready for a next level FUN BANGER?

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Oh Lord

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Dear Tiny, there are too few Dub shows nowadays. Please add three. I am not a crackpot.

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I’m having a blast

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He’s ok I suppose, but he wouldn’t get over in m’workrate era

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DAE two nights at Wembley?

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You guys really know how to make a kid feel like Kris Statlander in the Andromeda Galaxy

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Spent £200 on a ticket. DAE too cheap and McHitler could never?

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When you want to build a star, put them around other stars who can elevate them

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DAE about to fall behind MidJF v Cole as the biggest main event EVA at m’Wembley?

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These guys just told me that tonight won’t really be Sting’s final Dynamite

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DAE FTR Bald and FTR Muh Constitutional Rights need to focus on their BANGERS and not their Fed-bound “friend”?

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DAE Phil just forgot to mention the company he works for?

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