MRW my nephew said One Direction are already bigger than The Beatles.
MRW a lady I work with has been married/divorced 4 times and constantly slams her Ex's.
The one and only update I want to Smartglass is to not see this every time I want to use it. Is it not unnecessary to log in every time?
MR to everyone online today hating Windows 10 because they couldn't follow the basic instructions to install it correctly.
Anyone else agree that Xbox One's deal with gold screen would be far more efficient if they showed us the prices on the title card?
MRW I'm running out to my car, I am late for work and I realize I forgot my lunch.
Neighbor Lady knows we're atheist and dislikes us for it. Wife and I just had our first child. Received this in our mailbox....
MRW I'm leaving for work and my wife reminds me her parents are coming over for dinner tonight...
CNN's off camera RW there is a tragedy with a body-count.
MRW it's the top of the 14th last night and my wife comes out asking if I still plan to go to work in the morning.
MRW I see someone other than /u/editingandlayout posting a WWE GIF.
PSA - Stay Out Of the Xbox One Windows 10 App if you've yet to see Star Wars. A-holes are posting spoilers there still.
MRW I see 5 Chipotle double meat GIF's after someone made the front page with one.
MRW I sit down to check Reddit and my wife calls for me to help her with something.
MRW Leo got his Oscar, the event is over and the internet is still talking about it all.
MRW I clicked a link and ended up on the 4chan thread about the events in Oregon.
MRW I turn on my TV and already see ads for the presidential election over a year and a half away.
MRW my wife rejects my attempt at morning sex, but says tonight we can. Then I try at night and she says shes too tired.
MRW it was the end of the day yesterday and it was the last day for a coworker that I despise.
MRW my wife walks into the living room naked and say she's going to bed.
MRW I am leaving earlier than all of my coworkers today.
MRW a coworker just guaranteed me that Obama will have to be forcibly removed from the White House when he doesn't get reelected to a 3rd term in 2016...
MRW we're driving and need directions so I say talk to me Goose to my wife and she replies Take the next exit...Mav.
Why did I do it?....Just, beCause....
MRW after a 100° degree weekend without AC the repairman tells me I need a new central air unit.
Sent this to a coworker who INSISTS on deleting mates of major assemblies and fixing everything in place for some reason.
MRW I have been to the gym twice this month and I see myself in the mirror.
Rare Replay - Did anyone else realize you were pistol whipping Peter Molyneux in Perfect Dark?
MRW the president, vice president and my manager sit me down and offer me a $5 raise after I turned in my 2 week notice. They insist I am worth every penny.
She will destroy Gotham, then when it is done and Gotham is ashes, then you have her permission to die.
MRW I open my lunch bag at work and pull out a Coors Light instead of a Diet Coke.
Politics subs reaction when you tell them that Bernie Sanders is not the front-runner for the Democratic nomination.
Guy I work with taught himself everything there is to know about Solidworks....except putting a sketch at the origin....
MRW were extracting from the Dark Zone and my partner gets gunned down seconds before loading his gear.
My wife's reaction pretty much every time I try. [OC]
Is there a more efficient way to dimension the placement of the teeth on this drum than having 4 views? Coordinate table or something maybe?
MRW after 9+ months of fertility issues my wife tells me she is pregnant.
MRW someone I swear I have NEVER met tells me they remember babysitting me and changing my diaper when I was a baby. They even recall the birthmark on my leg...
MR after I spent an hour reading about the infamous Max Headroom TV Signal Hijacking.
My brothers Xmas tree this year. SKOL!
MRW I read that Microsoft Edge browser is storing your history even when using its incognito mode.
MR every day around 2 hours before I am able to leave work.
MRW I silent fart in a meeting and the heavyset guy in the room gets blamed immediately.
This little Doe would NOT move. I even walked towards it and got within about 10 feet. Even then it only walked away slowly.
MRW I go to my buddies to meet his new GF and find out she's already got him eating vegan when she is with him..
[OC] My daughters actual reaction when her mom opened her shirt to breastfeed her.
MRW I am listening to Pandora and my jam comes on.
MRW my buddy insists on playing all Rock Band songs on Expert on drums and regularly makes us fail.
The reaction of every person who bet on Pacquio after watching his incredibly boring loss.
So this is what Trevor is up to when we're not playing as him in GTAV...