He has a puppy

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The meme was fun while it lasted.

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Seize the memes of production.

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A strange bunch.

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It's not doing well.

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Here's a gem

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Works with grease fires too.

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Chatty catty.

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Maybe only reefer drivers do this.

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In a galaxy far, far away.

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Creepy baby has the eye of sauron beat hands down.

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Heheh

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Those are rookie numbers.

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2020 Voting Tip

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Well yes, that does seem to happen.

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A little heads up would have been nice.

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Snow is the least of your worries now.

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9 giant boxes of candy refused... diabetes, here I come.

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Too far?

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Sneaky.

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Love shaq baby.

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Too bad the pirate industry has been outsourced.

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True story.

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Just good advice really.

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There's someone for everyone.

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First week on the job had a minor accident, but the truck still runs. Think I'll get fired?

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Oofff

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Damn they were quick with the animated adaptation.

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Hate it when that happens.

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Whole east coast really.

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Hear it's almost 90 in Miami right now.

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Just in time for valentine's day!

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Same gig, new rig.

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A heads up would have been nice.

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Why do I always end up in that place?

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Just the important stuff.

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Something oddly familiar about that dog.

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I figure that will buff right out.

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Caves in Missouri.

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