I'm going to $#!t yourself. - Illusionist Wizards, probably (very likely).2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Terrible enough we walked right through the front gate completely unchallenged.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
I'm not impatient, I'm just really excited. — Me, while maintaining direct eye contact2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Shout-out to all the player heroes who help a DM out by being a champion of the cause.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
I mean, if you're not describing your high rolls with all the flair of an overly dramatic protagonist, you're not having maximum fun.3yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Sometimes I worry if I'm being too meta with my in-game set dressing. Then again, I also know my audience very well.3yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Something I've come to accept as a DM: Even in the most unfavorable of conditions, greatness is always possible. Roll those dice.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
I, uh, ask the barkeep if there are any other, less toxic bands of idiots to hang out with. — the Roleplayer, Probably.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Take a good look at the cost of magic items versus the cost of structures. You'd be surprised what you could build with the gold you have.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Someone mentioned scary things in D&D; I like reminding people that coins are heavy.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
So, uh, lemme just find it in my notes real quick... — the DM, furiously scrolling through several FantasyNameGenerators and ancient civilization wiki's.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
I am afraid you misheard me. I said, 'give me all the d6's you have.' — The epic-level 3.5e DM, most assuredly.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Sometimes my Party gives me too much credit about how much I have prepared for them.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
This is fine. - Monks, raging Barbarians, and Featherfall enthusiasts, probably.1yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night before a game session and check my notes, just to make sure they're still there.3yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
When both the DM and the Players are this excited, you know the next game will be legendary (in one way or another).2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. — The Enchanter Bard, probably (hope you like text).2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Drop a Tarrasque on the table, nobody bats an eye. Fill a room full of Rust monsters and everyone looses their Goddamn mind! (At least, at my table)3yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
I recently had a game like this, and now I know what awaits me in Hell.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
His name is Sell-Me-Own-Soul Dippler, the grazy gnomish enchanter who invents wondrous items of a dubious and severely discounted nature! (NPC)2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
You want to counterspell yourself in order to bluff the barbarian into believing they can stop magic by yelling really loud?2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Do any of you prepared casters out there have a utility spell you always keep on hand, just in case?2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
I've been a pure caster in the middle of the Juggernaut Squad. Thankfully, they lift with their hearts as well as their legs when carrying the party towards victory.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Sometimes I just pretend I'm running a self-character attending an RP only game. It's the easiest way to endure.3yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
My alchemist has a flavor profile for every potion he makes, because he can and it's fun to RP.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
I may or may not have a folder containing several campaign ideas based on jokes made at the table that I may or may not have ran away with.3yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
I know it's not necessary to enjoy the game, but god damn do I love it.3yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
It's called plot blindless and you are not alone. Speak to your DM for a treatment that works for you.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Oh buddy, that was just a skill check. It could have been so much worse.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Sure, I may not know *everything* a dungeon has to offer, but I can certaintly reward the curious or inquisitive with some lore should the dice favor it.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
I played a 3.5 game from lvl 3 to lvl 28 and the Cleric would routinely end entire encounters, challenges, and other insane setbacks in one round by saying So I cast a spell... She had a solution for most anything.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Why yes I am an artist! I specializing in subverting expectations to create fun and memorable encounters. — Dungeon Masters2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Some would argue Mage Hand is better, but that's a matter of preference.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Mine was a Gnome Wilder (3.5e) who did some truly insane stuff. He lives on as a plot-device entity in my campagin world, helping steer heroes towards greatness.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
I love me some deep immersive storylines and mindful game balance, but every now and again I like taking a sip from the Chalice of Powertripping. (Drink responsibly!)2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Embrace the Chaos of the dice. It often creates the best moments of the game.3yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
My d&d group is a well oiled machine, but they do have some trappings, like their martial characters flexing often. And I'm always there, ready to grease things up.3yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
Anything can be a weapon of you try hard enough (and take the right feats).3yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
I have this one set that I love to death. Unfortunately, it loves my PC's to death too.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
I had an epic level PC who needed an excel sheet to factor in all the bonuses and class features so my turns didn't take 40 minutes.2yr ⋅ Doctor_Durp ⋅ r/dndmemes
