I've been stopped in the hall twice and have taken 4 phone calls asking if our network is down. The emails (via G Suite!) asking about it are magical. But we're the host, right? 'No, you're YOU. That's why it says YOU.' But then why can't I reach the site? Our network must be down. Fix it.5yr ⋅ dkreidler ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
My black Gibson LP Standard and the lead guitarist’s red Gibson LP Studio. Opening for Blue Oyster Cult at the Starland Ballroom in New Jersey in the early 2000s.3yr ⋅ dkreidler ⋅ r/guitars
‘The US doesn’t make propaganda, famously because of constitutional amendments “Freedom of Speech” and “Freedom of Press”’2yr ⋅ dkreidler ⋅ r/confidentlyincorrect
That’s... not how serving suggestions work! Am I supposed to put the salsa in a centrifuge to separate out the constituent ingredients?!2yr ⋅ dkreidler ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
Aldi’s almond-based coffee creamer that refuses to actually stay stirred in. At least it feels smooth in the mouth, even though it looks like drinking coffee-flavored cottage cheese...2yr ⋅ dkreidler ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Refilled the toilet paper, boss! (Yes, they ARE in the locked position so no, we can NOT just close them. Best overnight cleaning staff in the world...)5yr ⋅ dkreidler ⋅ r/NotMyJob
My first baby app: text field had a character limit. I had no idea how many I’d typed. Rather than using an overkill tool, i coded one in Chrome Dev tools. Silly, but I feel so insanely proud of my first “in the wild” code solution. No, that’s not the text I ultimately submitted. #sorryMoire!5yr ⋅ dkreidler ⋅ r/FreeCodeCamp
It HAD to take longer to draw the down arrow than it would have to just turn the panel over, no?!6yr ⋅ dkreidler ⋅ r/NotMyJob
I’m assuming I was going for the Vanilla Ice look, armed with only hair spray and a much wider skull. And a bari sax lapel pin to complete the tux. Sigh. (1994-5)5yr ⋅ dkreidler ⋅ r/blunderyears