no time for these toxic-ass tweets
ain't taking shit from you cats anymore
put that damn phone down and clean some shit up, I want this place to look nice when my kids get here
gotta start somewhere tho
I started a list of the reasons my girlfriend gives me when I suggest a movie and she says no
Brad Marchand in his best fight ever
My cubicle, located in midtown ATL
Season 1 vs Season 8. Feel old yet?
my wife mentioned my steak in her wedding vows :)
RIP Niko Bellic
this must be the same motherfucker that dipped pizza in milk
She tolerated him and he tolerated her
The cutest floating head I've ever seen
I've been working on my farm since launch day, and I think I'm finally truly proud of it! Anyone have any ideas or suggestions? (no mods, 100% vanilla)
note: this guy was discharged before his 4 years were up without seeing combat once
[Homemade] salmon set
And finally, birthday omakase part three!
I try to rock something Bruins-related every day during the playoffs. Still totally proud of my one-and-only Lucic-based purchase
Birthday omakase, part two!
Bringing in the new year right with my NYE dinner, including Hokkaido uni and kanpachi toro
LPT: forgot to soften your butter? 5 minutes @ 80 F!
i'm sure he'll be proud of his mum
That your final answer, dawg?
Brad Marchand moments before attempting to bite linesman Steve Barton's finger
pepsi has truly united us all
🙏 All hail the holy word of our lord and savior Bill 🙏
The address to the house we just bought is Bobby Orr - Patrice Bergeron - Bobby Orr, and our mailbox is black and gold. We were obviously meant to live here.
Who remembers going to the store and coming home with these old big-box PC games? Man, that was a satisfying feeling.
Bought ribeye caps for our vacation, then forgot to bring my Joule. Wish me luck on my first manual sous vide!
This restaurant has Magikarp sketched on its walls
dat chutoro 😍
[I ate] Nigiri Omakase
A nasty looking sushi burrito, courtesy of /r/sushi
doing 100% of the work and reaping 0% of the reward
My vanilla creation, started on PC launch day and finally finished
Uni nigiri, quail egg
Pioneers of history's most calming and delightful games---Yasuhiro Wada (Harvest Moon) sits beside Eric Barone (Stardew valley)
Photo catches Brad Marchand attempting to viciously bite a chunk out of Leo Komarov's face, only stopping because the referees noticed
My grandparents on their honeymoon in 1957
Homemade: Sake nigiri with black caviar, hamachi with jalapeno and nikiri, chutoro with nikiri, hotate with lime, hamachi jalapeno roll, sake avocado roll, hokki gai sashimi
3D Sine Wave [x-post /r/woahdude]
Aji sashimi platter
This extroverted hawk has claimed my neighbor's mailbox.
[Homemade] seared sake nigiri
It's been a decade since we took down a true Old God---I couldn't be more ready to face the challenge again. Uulwi ifis halahs gag erh'ongg w'ssh!
WE HAVE A...
What's going on with my pork loin? 3 hrs at 144, pre and post sear. There's a strip of fat down the middle and on one side it's very pink, why is this?
[Homemade] Half-sour pickles
oh look, Disney Channel
Aight, this is the last straw, Texas is officially cancelled
My onion rings are just two fried halves of an onion.
Tonight's setup... Found some amazing cuts of salmon, yellowtail, and chutoro, as well as some hotate, hokki gai, and ikura. Tonight is going to be a good night.
Bruins fans today
This hawk just chilling on my neighbor's mailbox like sup, not giving a damn and being regal as f*ck. I went right up to him.
Can we all agree that we need a new non-mobile installment in this series ASAP?
How I genuinely feel right now
Dinner from my favorite low-key Atlanta spot
Part one of my birthday omakase :)
please god no
This is what happens in my house at midnight when you have the drunchies
[Stardew Valley] when you're well into the endgame but didn't work on your relationships at all
My fiancee asked for the clicker. I handed her the t.v. remote and she said no, the stick thing that lights the candles
You guys ever do shit like this? 
Red crab migration [xpost /r/WTF]
She's Still hangin' on strong
can someone please translate
How to ask your roomates if they want to have a 3-way
Hello, I am Ron Swanson, and I have opened up a store on US East 2
The way the light hits the corner of my office makes the walls look like they're completely different colors
A painting of Ben Carson with Jesus, hanging in his own home
You've gotta watch it all the way through
[Homemade] Uni nigiri, tamagoyaki, uni gunkan nigiri with quail egg
It's Kevan Miller's birthday today.
The evolution of Spider-Man's costumes
as if the second picture alone wouldn't get you enough attention, smdh thot
There's a typo on these mass-produced chopsticks
[I ate] Aji (Spanish mackerel) sashimi platter with black caviar and lightly battered aji bites
Checking in from the 4.3-meter Discovery Channel Telescope! About to look at about 200 stars in search of very close binary systems. Happy to answer any questions about observational astronomy/this telescope while I wait for dark!
Checking in from behind enemy lines... GO BRUINS!
My dog's ceiling
This is our Biolote grill, which we're running on twigs and spare kabob sticks. It just charged my phone.
Is anyone else wondering what the fuck this is?
I was on a plane from Chile last night during the match. One guy bought the Wi-Fi, and then this happened.
The guy in this advertisement looks like OJ Simpson
My arugula is flowering already, what do I do? The plants are still very small. I live in Atlanta. I'm very new to gardening vegetables. Here's a picture.
PsBattle: A long sandwich
Why's it take 9 minutes for you to give me directions to Blackreach?
Fuck, I can't believe they're out of stock, what ever will I wear tonight
[I ate] Chimichurri steak with cilantro mashed potatoes and roasted vegetables from Calle Latina, Decatur, GA
From Boston, with love. Thank you for everything, Claude. You were the best we've ever had.
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