This fat cat cries about being poor yet had enough calories to draw this! Why not eat the paper instead for its precious nutrients?! 🤔🤔🤔5yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
I don't want you playing with something that has such bizarre hair. Awful, awful hair.9yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?8yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, look, it's Tyler. All grown up like a big shot. You turned out cute. Real cute. Damn it. I'm laughing now 'cause I'm nervous. Oh, boy, these khakis are not gettin' any looser.6yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/americandad
Please be advised: we'd treat our employees like actual shit if the government would let us!6yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
Future democRATs in action!!1!!!!! Remember, sweetie, if their skin is brown, gun them down.6yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/ForwardsFromKlandma
When your website's content policy disallows female-presenting nipples but not straight up racist propaganda5yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/tumblr
I've customized YouTube so much I don't even know what it's supposed to look like anymore...7yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/youtube
i dont want u turnign out like your uncle bill and his jezebel of a Wife lol !1!!!9yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/WackyTicTacs
Is Pumpernickel an aphrodisiac or something? I really don't understand this packaging choice.7yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/Images
She's completely institutionalized! She's forgotten what it's like to live in the outside world, to not be in prison.8yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/spongebob
Behold Senator Fraser Anning's Twitter feed. Note the dates of the most recent tweets.5yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/beholdthemasterrace
Hi, this is Elsa and Peter and Hans and Tall Hans and Lars and Hans, Jr. and Peter, Jr. and Little Tall Hans and Bobsled *woof woof* Leave a message! | Oh, yes, this message is for Hans, Jr.: Your mom is a total slut.6yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/americandad
FWD: TIL feminazism is le new reLIEgion!!1! #JustShowerThoughts7yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/forwardsfromreddit
L'Academie francaise a decrete que tous les mots doivent dorenavant s'accorder, outre le genre et le nombre, en animal (poteau cruciforme de /r/moi_dlvv)8yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/French
Oh, I get it. You want to pleasure yourself. Ew! No 'ew'! It's natural, honey. Shameful and natural.6yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/americandad
MRW I receive my pay for the week when I wasn't on the schedule but accidentally went in one day for a total of 9 minutes8yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
FWD: FW: FW: We should all be so logical! Feelings are for SJWs! Listen to the smart british man!8yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/forwardsfromreddit
FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: from the mouth of babes. they need to stop teaching that EVILution in the schools!!1!!!1!11 vote trump9yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: FWD: MERYL THE HIPPOCRIT!!!1! The Devil wears LIES! Julie and LIAR! Kramer vs LIAR! The Iron LIAR! Postcards from the LIAR! Sophie's LIE! The French Lieutenant's LIAR! EXPOSE HER ELITIST LIBRUL LIES!7yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
There once was a man named Yorick, who was very much euphoric. A denim jacket he did don, to teach every gOD-fearing peon: the bIBLE is merely folkloric!9yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
FWD: FWD: Attractive woman ✔ Blaming the boomers ✔ Bashing immigrants ✔ Fear of Islam ✔ Be still my redditor heart 😍😍😍7yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/forwardsfromreddit
Mon habilete a m'exprimer en francais (croix-poteau /r/France) / How well I can express myself in French (x-post /r/France)7yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/French
T-shirts: the armor of a brave soldier in the battle against reLIEgion9yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Did Bubble Bass order a triple bossy deluxe or a triple balty deluxe? Well, I got my DVDs from Amazon today. I turned on the subtitles/closed captioning and this is what they said...8yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/spongebob
[Members of the opposite gender] sure are fucking stupid, am I right, fellow heterosexuals? Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'emTM6yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/straightpeoplebelike
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.9yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
FWD: FWD: FW: Once she goes black, you'll be living in a shack!!! (x-post)9yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/ForwardsFromLeRedPill
This is what happens when your major streaming service uses Last.fm for its artist bios, but is really shitty at correctly reporting song information for scrobbling6yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/lastfm
FWD: FWD: FW: RE: FWD: Back in MY day we DIDnt have no nintenders or playboxeS!!!1! (forward/x-post from /r/lewronggeneration)8yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
How about this one? I call it 'Bold and Brash' More like 'Belongs in the Trash'! It's a big one (60 x 95) and we obviously didn't have enough space in /r/place with all the fighting over space, but this should be doable here. Perhaps somewhere underneath the peashooter @ 51, 112? Hmm?7yr ⋅ djqvoteme ⋅ r/Pxlsspace
