No clue how he got under the couch, but yes I had to lift it off of him.1wk · dizzysticks · r/poodles
I’ve had this compact powder long enough to see its replacement’s packaging change1yr · dizzysticks · r/PanPorn
DAE GET OFFENDED BY PRODUCT TITLES LIKE THIS??? I'M A PAIL, NOT A GOTH, WHAT WOULD MY BOYFIE THINK IF HE SAW THIS??3yr · dizzysticks · r/muacirclejerk
So, Justin Bieber is now into street art (X-post r/cringepics)7yr · dizzysticks · r/delusionalartists
I love seeing all your lovely faces on my dashboard, so here's mine5yr · dizzysticks · r/Androgynoushotties
How I feel after listening to my first little pump song and realizing esskeetit sounds like spaghetti more than it sounds like es-key-tit2yr · dizzysticks · r/teenagers
MRW a guy I know who actually owns T-shirts equally as sexist as he is gets legitimately offended by my milk carton phone case because it says 100% boys tears on it.5yr · dizzysticks · r/TrollXChromosomes
This was my profile picture two years ago. I was trying to be ironic, but I don't think the message got through.3yr · dizzysticks · r/blunderyears
My boyfriend dumped me and I contracted ebola, so to take my mind off my impending death, I did this sultry eye makeup!6yr · dizzysticks · r/muacirclejerk
An accurate representation of my libido and me when my SO says he thinks my bird print panties are cute.5yr · dizzysticks · r/TrollXChromosomes
How it feels to have a bunch of guys hitting on me, and then suddenly having none of them pay attention to me all at once.5yr · dizzysticks · r/TrollXChromosomes
The Tonkin Snub-Nosed Monkey is one of the most endangered primate species in the world.7yr · dizzysticks · r/Awwducational
I'm moving accross the country, this is the shirt and necklace my queer friend gave me as a going away present.5yr · dizzysticks · r/teengirlswholikegirls
Eye enhancing and enlarging makeup popular in Asia. Looks adorable on anyone, simply entitled as Gyaru eyes. Simple tutorial in images.7yr · dizzysticks · r/MakeupAddiction
It was my birthday the other day, and this one waiter at a restaurant I went to made me a balloon animal hat.7yr · dizzysticks · r/teenagers
MRW I get my period for the third time this month. *sobs* My poor panties...6yr · dizzysticks · r/TrollXChromosomes
I kind of liked this tree. I draw on my healing skin as a reminder to go to other parts of my body instead.5yr · dizzysticks · r/MadeOfStyrofoam
