When the_donald realizes they are the only ones against net neutrality6yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
My new American friends kept pointing out the differences in how I talk10yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Cryptocurrencies create an illusion: “‘Now we’re in utopia. Everything’s decentralized. Everybody’s equal.’ There’s this notion of democracy without annoyance.”2yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/Buttcoin
i'm glad you enjoyed this tiny moment of happiness jesse, you coward [possible spoiler, not really]11yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/breakingbad
To all you jaywalkers and red light runners out there that are in such a hurry10yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm quitting my job this week and wanted to put a nice letter together. Thanks, Kim!8yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/betterCallSaul
My dad looks Asian so he just started going along with it to avoid awkward moments8yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When your friend tells you you're using the rod wrong and just getting lucky8yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I would hate to see Heisenberg look at me this way...looks like he's going to collect some nazi scalps [spoiler]11yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/breakingbad
Talking to a friend about how he would get eardrops from his mom whenever he had an ear infection8yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I hope this guy spent his entire day thinking someone died because of him10yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Better than staining my pants and they remain hidden for rest of day.10yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My thoughts after a date tells me she had a great time and looks forward to the next date, then stops replying to my messages and won't answer phone.10yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm hoping it will be more comforting than creepy if he ever gets the e-mail.9yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
anyone else yelling: oh shit, there's no spin off, oh shit shit shit shit!!!!! [spoiler s05e11]11yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/breakingbad
Known as Chocapic or CocoCrunch, I have always wondered this about Nestle and their most delicious cereal ever...10yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This is what happens when you secretly read Harry Potter as a teen and don't discuss with anyone.10yr ⋅ Dizzymo ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
