My whole life is a lie

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Gotta think out of the box

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Kinky time ruined

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Time to become a sigma

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Had a brain fart

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she better not figure out that we just chucked everything in the closet

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Say cheese for the camera

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idk what's so scary

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Nothing better than a fine dine

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I need to fix my sleep schedule

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30 second bathroom breaks are the future

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It's hard sometimes

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Chemistry class is interesting

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Strongest mf in the ring

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ignorance is bliss

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me_irl

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A feeling of heartbreak

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Was just a false alarm after all

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*confused SpongeGar noises*

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And you get mentally scarred

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I'm no one for reference

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Have to keep my room tidy even when I'm bedridden

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The goddamn uhh the uhh

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and water tastes delicious

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Is for me?

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can be annoying

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Always one damsel in distress

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ight i got this fam

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Poor Russians (pun intended)

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chronic stupidity is no joke

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don't disturb me mom it's personal vibe time

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it is what it is

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Just let me vibe

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Thought it was Monday morning already

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Weird flex but ok

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haha amateurs

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happens every year

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And their surnames are almost impossible to pronounce

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*chuckles* I'm in danger

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something doesn't add up

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muscle memory kicks in every morning

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Also still half asleep

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Family fun time

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Brain goes brrrr

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Some things never change

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thanks gymbro, very cool

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how to get detention 101

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You know how they say laughter is the best medicine

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To the computer!

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Pierre Cardin swag

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me_irl

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Tis but a scratch

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midnight snacks are the best snacks

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I'll do that later

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me_irl

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a way of evasion

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Too close to home

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why won't they appear?!?!

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very kind gesture ngl

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damn you bladder

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it do be like that

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very cool

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Technically the truth

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WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!?! WHO'S A GOOD BOY? YOU ARE YES YOU ARE

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He's only there when my eyes are closed

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Forgot about that part

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le epic misunderstanding

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God tests me every damn day

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different perspectives amirite

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well it's the truth

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family vacation more like enslaved family fights

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Nothing a good meal can't distract

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Evading cops in GTA be like

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social credit time

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Fake it till you make it

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always drop anything I'm doing to look up

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A stark difference

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Suffering from success

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Social credit time

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Got both fame and money

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Just what they're looking for

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and the roast battle continues on

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I've won but at what cost

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i was a prodigy

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Get wrecked casuals

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too close to home

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Got emotional damage

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America's got talent here i come

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Chemistry class is interesting

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I wonder when pc 2 is coming out

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Flag of Brazil but it's SUS

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English can be confusing

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Absolute power move

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*chuckles* I'm in danger

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me_irl

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Bluffing my way through

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Every damn time

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Haha amateurs

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My self image shrank

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I don't think they are

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me_irl

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Cat seemed indifferent

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gay jokes are kinda gay ngl

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Time to become a sigma

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Thanks gymbro,very cool!

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once a bop, always a bop

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Works every time

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The future is a mystery

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le kinky doge has arrived

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Daily sex is daily sex!

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What's my age again?

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damn you bladder

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Just winging it

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I'm sorry babe

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stress max ultra

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it does make a nice clothes rack doe

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It has a different thrill

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Pro gamer move

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me_irl

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It tickles

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le snapchad dog is here ahahaha

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Not so delicious now

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me_irl

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me_irl

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what do now

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