Now here’s a guy who doesn’t choke in OT against the Chiefs

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I would accept that deal

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oNlY 2o0 iQs wiLl gEt tHiS oNe

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According to the media at least

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I took one 250 tab why did I barely trip?????

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This is outstanding science

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iT dO b liEk tHaT

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When you barely lose in overtime and they use the yawn emote

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p R o M O t E d

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Lend Lease

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We need it to order a Royale with Cheese

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Mods locked my post because I used a clip from the Hitler Rant. There wasn’t any Nazi messaging or propaganda, just a reaction clip. This is childish censorship from pathetic Reddit mods.

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Bills lost to the Jags

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Open up the $200 billion vault, Bezos

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Virgin Coffee vs Chad Energy Drink

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we dont do that here

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The Virgin Modern Eclipse vs The Chad Ancient Aztec Eclipse

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let me in

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The Virgin Anxious/Depressed vs The Chad Paranoid Schizophrenic

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How it feels trying to reminisce over Tom’s career but Bucs fans keep crawling out of the woodworks

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How it feels seeing Tom and Gronk win the Super Bowl again

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You're going down a path I can't follow

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The Founding Fathers watching people say they’re going to move to another state because of Roe v Wade

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I’m really stoned and I can’t tell if this is racist or not

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I named it 88 Magnum

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F

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Well yes, but, actually no

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How’s school so far?

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NO JESSE YOULL WASTE A MOVE SLOT

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DC residents when they don’t get state representation after moving to a federal district that was never meant to be a state

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It’s easier to blame us instead of electing better Republicans in the primary

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Top Left Corner Bad

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Did you count 5 or 6 shots, punk? Nvm it doesn’t matter

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Another way to avoid normies is to put captions in Russian

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Thank you Malcolm Mitchell we'll never forget you

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Goodbye Petrodollar

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Random Epic Rap Battles of History Lines

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Lib Left vs Lib Right on Police Reform

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Robert Kraft sitting on $60 million watching every receiver get signed by another team

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The Virgin Right Libertarian vs The Chad Anarcho Libertarian

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That’s why it’s easier to say you’re just tired

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I’ve made my decision

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Uh I mean fuck you yellow I hate you so much 😡😡😡

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According to the internet I actively want the elderly to starve to death

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10th Amendment is underrated

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Which guns do you guys take to school?

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I can’t take it anymore

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When you get shot down over enemy territory and desperately run back to the battle but take more than 10 seconds

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Twitter shareholders this entire weekend

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Political Depression

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This is me when I do weed of any kind

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Real

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What I’ll be watching during the postseason

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It’s quite the standoff

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Me reading our depth chart and seeing Brian Hoyer at the top

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When you spend thousands of hours over several years learning the stock market and then lose all your profits to crypto in less than a year

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Send help

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Your feeble skills are no match

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No no no no no

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Pain

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How tf does this work

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WHAT HAVE I DONE

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The nanny state grows

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Now if only he’d kill me smh

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One thing every Libertarian can agree on

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Me trying to figure out if we’re having an inflationary or deflationary collapse

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Gotta find out how it works. I know it’s just electricity but it’s gotta be physical. I mean it’s not magic, it’s electricity. Something’s gotta be pushing things, it’s gotta be PUSHING things, it’s like a watch. One lever moves the other. It’s about precision, it’s about precision.

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Me when my stocks are down 5% vs when my crypto is down 50%

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Do I like music? No, no I’m the one person on Earth who doesn’t like music

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“Should we support Israel or Palestine?”

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This was painful to make

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The fans when our injured second year QB plays poorly

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Garbage refs balancing their garbage calls with more garbage calls going the other way

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One of them must be enslaving the other

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Quick take a picture before I blow out my rectum!

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This is supposed to be closer to centrist but I had to make it readable

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Thanks to everyone that’s been part of the campaign

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Thoughts on Reddit giving free coins

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VoiceoverPete for President

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It’s impossible to get through to them

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Coach Belichick when someone asks why he signed such a terrible offense

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People like Fauci make me wonder if the lizard people are real

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Who knew some people actually still value freedom?

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I need to flee the country

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Imagine a modern president leading an army to put down rebels

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The time for revolution is upon you Europe

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Americans when the limeys are complaining about 100 degree heat

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When you realize the world is Hell but no one’s gonna believe you

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When you develop drug-induced psychosis and destroy your job and social life

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MY THIN MARGINS

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Lib Right has the best subreddits change my mind

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Idc if some lib lefts are pro gun they aren’t where I’m from

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It's time for Revolution, Britain

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That place is a bigger circle jerk than congress

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2meirl4meirl

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Covid was just a training program for what’s to come

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Kraft on a speedrun to lose all of New England’s respect

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Virgin LED vs Chad Incandescent Light

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Hey, I've seen this one!

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When some unarmed guy in a vault suit demands all your money but they have 10 charisma so you have to do it

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Pats fans watching everyone else sign receivers while Kraft sits on $60 million of cap space

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I think I'm becoming a centrist

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Eagles fans probably weren't even fans back during Super Bowl 39

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France attacking one province across the Rhine as Germany invades Poland

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“The issue today is the same as it has been throughout all history, whether man shall be allowed to govern himself or be ruled by a small elite”

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They had me in the first half

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When my portfolio finishes the day down 0.5% instead of 12.5%

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When you watch the Democratic debate for 5 seconds

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Back when my biggest problem was choosing to play Halo 3 or Modern Warfare 2

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I HATE MASSHOLES I HATE MASSHOLES

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There’s always a bigger fish

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About 4 months ago I bought a load of iron ore at about 80 gp as a part of my normal GE flipping routine. It kept going down in price, so I kept buying it. It kept going down all the way to the 40s and I had spent everything (14M) on iron ore. I now have more GP than ever and I still cant believe it

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What, are you gonna take out a gun and shoot me?

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unintentional compasses are the best kind

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One thing you don’t want made in America

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Gregory Mannarino in his latest video

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If you aren’t a constitutional lawyer then you aren’t allowed to comment on the Constitution you silly peasant

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You will be loving it

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We can't help it

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My dog judges me

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Happy Thanksgiving Detroit

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They’re efficient I’ll give them that

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They don’t give a damn about your teeth

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