Crypto Educator forgets seed phrase and loses access to wallet. Totally a sustainable alternate financial system8mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
FTX has been hacked. All user funds drained. Heist in progress, watch it live. Best movie ever1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
2003 Camry has gone up 5.5% in value this year while BTC has crashed 52%. True store of value and inflation hedge right here1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Crypto is over. The VCs that funded the crypto scam and mania have checked out, leaving plebes to hold useless shitcoin bags10mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
A moron took out a $1.3m loan to buy this ugly ass Mutant Ape NFT because its a rare art. Fed should really raise rates another 3% and absolutely nuke the nonsense crypto market1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Blockchain game spend $200k out of their own pocket to build the game. Today, nobody cares about their game and they have run out of funds to pay server costs. You'd love to see it8mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
5 companies control 83% of Bitcoin. Decentralization is a meme and just doesn't exist. This crap needs $5Bn worth energy to secure?1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Latest way to exit scam: Unfortunately, one of the founders died right during the mint.1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
NFT market has been bloody dismantled. Current volumes are down to less than 10% of Jan 2022. There are just no buyers for all that fake bullshit art1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
People who lose their life savings in a crypto attack is just growing pains the entire blockchain industry has to go through.1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
BAYC liquidation spiral about to occur. People have borrowed millions with APE JPEG’s as collateral. Just imagine the absurdity. The worst collateral ever. Now it’s time for dat margin call1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
The reason so many CryptoBros fall for stupid scams is because these scams are tailor made for the target audience of CryptoBros - the dumbest people in the finance space1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Bored Ape NFT bagholders went to APE festival in Hong Kong and many of them complained of burning eyes, some ended up in hospital. Turns out the organizers had used Photokeratitis5mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Crypto Dev: As many of you already know, one of the founders bouta rug LMAOOOO1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
wallet updated on its own while i was away from my PC. funds and priceless art gone 😂😂3mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Mashinsky cleans out $1.8m per month ($60k a day) on Corporate card tied to Celsius operating balance. This is on top of $3m per month salary. All on depositors funds.1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
VC funding for crypto is down 99%, back to 2016 levels. Everyone has checked out except the remaining bagholders pumping scams and memecoins trying to rug one another. Its so over8mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
SafeMoon was already down 99%, and then went down another 100% after DOJ arrest 😂 Sorry not sorry. Play crypto games, win Darwin Prizes.5mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Happy 8th Birthday Ethereum: A compiler zero day bug has just surfaced and multiple DEFI apps are being drained right now8mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Crypto pumpers LinkedIn profile work experience: influencer at Instagram. Property investor at hot NFT garbage. Community at discord 😂1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Alternate Financial System. Decentralized. Safe from Government Interference 🔥10mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
LUSD Stablecoin bro. Pegged to Dollar bro. Digital Dollar bro......And due to a bug, its fallen to Zero bro!6mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Crypto is over. Its never been so pitiful in shitcoin land. There are no ideas whatsoever, and every type of scam has been played already10mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Cathy Wood on New Crypto Strategies. Accompanying image shows her flagship fund down 57% for the year. EPIC1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Pumpers are doing Give $10, Get $20 camps to con regular folk into their shitcoin scams1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
You can buy The Sims game on Amazon for $10. Mark Zuckerberg spent $10 Billion on it. Somebody help that man1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
All the VCs crying they were deceived by FTX, you morons also invested in OpenSea at $13bn - A site that sells Ape pictures. You deserve all the MTM wipe outs you get1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Future of finance is spending $115k to send $26k of fake internet beans1mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Self Awareness of a Pumper who bought Fuzzy Felons NFT and is crying about getting rugged4mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
All sportsmen who took their salary in crypto are down bad. Imagine losing 60% of your salary because you chose to receive it in a Ponzi token1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Sweden has to make a choice between its steel industry vs bitcoin. Butters aren't going to like this one bit 😉1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
when you get paid by your employer, do you want them to be able to see your net worth and financial activity? no? congrats, you understand why tornado cash was created 🤦use a bank account like a regular person eh?1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
David Gerard says those who withdrew from Celsius before it collapsed could be forced by liquidators to claw their money back. Shitshow could just be getting started 🔥1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Hey Crypto Bro, please confirm this transaction in your wallet. I’m sure you understand exactly what’s going on here. It’s so simple... please approve it1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Binance US CEO Internal Communication: “from where i sit, it looks like magical money appears”10mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Yikes! A Shark Tank copy but with crypto scams trying to raise funds. An assortment of crypto scammers as judges, including Scaramucci. A ponzi token too6mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Saylor decides to wake up in the AM and pump BTC. There is no second best1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Shameless Butt Pumpers rekting their own mum by getting them to buy BTC scam in Nov 2021.. and then deleting the tweet months later1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
SEC is going to eviscerate Coinbase and the CEO/insiders know it, thats why they are selling their shares while trying to launch overseas. No other company has openly sold illegal securities against the law, the way Coinbase has. Unprecedented ongoing crime. This company is so dead11mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Pumper says he lost 9 figures on Terra Luna ponzi scheme, but is still bullish on it.4mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Which crypto application would “wow” someone new to the space? Answer: “Receiving NFT and opening it in gallery view” 🤣 bro this has existed since 2005 mobile phones. Unreal delusion1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
When an old friend who has NFT profile pic suddenly wants to meet you after many years...1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Holy shit: Dude who was down horribly with just $24 left in his bank account, now comes up with a new strategy - he will trade crypto to be profitable 😂9mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
In today’s episode of 🤡 Web3 use cases: “share a link to your friends. they automatically get a wallet. their first NFT is airdropped to them. that nft token-gates a group chat.” Ok, wtf do I need a wallet just to group chat? People have been group chatting for years without issues1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Lmao butt pumper bought Reddit NFT for $500-600, now is crying because it has crashed to $381yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Hacker who exploited Mango market for $100m last week outlines a new potential exploit. Crypto moron tells him You have no clue how defi works1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
“will just focus on my private life for the time being with my remaining apes”1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Dear hackers!! Attention: Please return the funds you stole!! Check out our Bounty Program🤣1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
NFT meltdown continues. A fool bought this popsicle doodle for 69 eth ($135,000). Its crashed to 1.3 eth now ($2500) and there are hardly any buyers9mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
How does BTC tackle energy waste problem? Simple, its not a problem! Ask others to stop using hairdryers, tumbledryers. These are arguments of maniacs, especially during an energy crisis. Energy wasting crypto miners need to be shut down by force1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Oh no... “Major Bitcoin custodian about to declare bankruptcy!! Get your coins off exchanges” Who could tell custodying magic bean ponzi token BTC wouldn’t be a viable business?!10mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
“What’s happening with WLUNA? You’ve ignored Wluna” 😭 How pathetic are these pumpers who are still bagholding a coin LUNA that literally went to zero in 2 days, whose founder is in a jail now?9mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
This is defi bro. Very innovative bro. Permission-less finance bro. Censorship resistant bro. Just need your valid government issued ID1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
It’s still astounding that Machinsky tweeted “every is fine” just ONE DAY before locking withdrawals. It’s inconceivable that he didn’t know about the problems at Celsius a day before locking funds. This is criminal intent, whichever way you look at it. US Gov needs to prosecute this pumper now1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
The Monero cult somehow seems crazier than even Bitcoin. Binance will delist Monero (the crypto used solely for money laundering) and somehow they spin it as a good thing 🤣1mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
No one wants to be left out! KuCoin: earn100% yield on ETH, 169% on BTC, 204% on USDT. LMAOoooo1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
DoJ to announce significant Cryptocurrency Enforcement action at 3PM ET. Lineup: Attorney General Merrick Garland, Secretary of the Treasury Janet Yellen, Deputy Attorney General Lisa Monaco, CFTC Chairman Rostin Behnam 🍿4mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Yuga Labs (founders of BAYC Apes) password was “123456789a”. No wonder they got hacked a dozen times.1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Shares of Silvergate Bank are down.. 45% on the day! Something big bad is up with this one. This bank backstops many big crypto exchanges, stablecoins etc1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Genesis lent $2.36 Billion to 3AC, and now has a similar size hole on its balance sheet. Whats the odds on Genesis being bankrupt next?1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Binance: We dont own the exchange that we ourselves announced we acquired 2 years ago. We have no control over its funds or operation. In line with DYOR, we remind users Do Your Own Research. This has no impact on Binance.1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Our team was not online for a few hours when the hack happened. Oh also, the admin holder were sleeping. So you lost all your funds in the web3 Defi hack, sorry about that...1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Founder of ponzi scheme Axie Infinity says the ponzi is not done yet. He will keep building the ponzi😂6mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
After failing to build the Future of Finance, Pumpers are now trying to build the Future of Restaurants6mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Saylor: Bitcoin is a massive breakthrough for the human race that will cure half the problems in the world 🤣1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Martin Shkreli's computer was hacked after he torrented a file BigT*tsRoundAsses Jazmyn 1080p. This file contained a remote access trojan that stole his wallet and dumped his coins1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
I lost half my savings on FTX, Celsius, Blockfi, 3AC etc. So I doubled down into bitcoin. All or nothing 😂1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Bitcoin doesn't need mass adoption. The masses need Bitcoin adoption. Only then can we profit from our ponzi scheme1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
A decentralized shitcoin acala got hacked for $1bn. So they immediately Transfer disabled the hackers wallet, freezing the funds. Why does this trash even require a blockchain?1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Nothing to see here, just the useless reward token of a company under Chapter 11 Bankruptcy having $1 Bn hole in its balance sheet going up 26% in 24H and 130% in 14 days. Definitely not a pump and dump scam1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
BitBoy threatens plaintiffs who sued him: Hey M** f***r, guess you do know who I am b*tch. This is now part of the lawsuit1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Winklevoss going off on Twitter, threatens legal action against Genesis despite Chapter 11 filing because Gemini didnt get a fair offer. You are so rich you can make your own customers whole yourself. But indulge in theatrics because you dont want to spend money, yet hate damage to their brand 🤡1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Yo Kraken founder, you just admitted to selling illegal securities, but still go on Twitter to poke fun of the law. If you are so legit, why did you accept the fine and not fight it out in court? Cos you know you are a full of bs 🤡1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Buzzword cocktail winner: CryptoGPT zk layer 2 revolution. AI to earn 🤮1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Binance was so greedy that they hired Catherine Coley to act as a front for the US criminal enterprise on a $16k monthly salary. No wonder these people ratted everything about Binance - no one is going to take on criminal liability for 16k pm10mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
So crypto bros have monkeyed around for 12 years, just to conclude it’s better to trust someone else with your money.1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Hamas Pepe coin up 700%. This is the only use case for crypto - degenerate gambling for the terminally online6mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
DEFI - 14,000% APR, 38% returns a DAY! Yield is not bad. Totally sustainable. Definitely not a ponzi scheme1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
A XRP Ripple scammer created a fake ETF filing on Delaware Government's official website. Dont think they expected it to get referred to State Department of Justice in 2 days....4mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
I’ll have some of what this guys smoking so that I can also get enlightened about “Post-Hyperbitcoinization civilization” 🥱1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Celsius spreading hopium to its dumbass customers even during bankruptcy. Many well-known companies have successfully reorganized under Chapter 11 and emerged stronger.. yeah no shit, many more havent like Enron, Lehman etc. Chapter 11 has just a 10% success rate.1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Dear user, your decentralized blockchain is performing service upgrade. So the blockchain will be down during this period.1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Who actually owns Wazirx? Did CZ just buy it in 2019 and then did a lost my exchange in a boating accident?1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Bitcoin uses $2 billion of fossil fuels each year. Equivalent to 550 Million gallons of gasoline, enough for 1.18 Million people for a whole year! Total and complete waste. BTC mining needs globally co-ordinated clampdown1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Store of Values asset class. Looks like the mother of all purges is just getting started1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Pumper makes threats about moving offshore if Biden wins again. No worries, you can go offshore and join your industry leaders like CZ who cant step in any US allied jurisdiction fearing arrest on landing7mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Bitcoin is the best money on earth. Most people haven't figured that out yet. - Best money is down 2/3rd this year, more like people have figured out its shitty money1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Huobi's HUSD stablecoin has depegged. So now, Huobi informs its users that Huobi has exited its stake in the HUSD stablecoin in April itself. Hahahaha gotcha suckers1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Crypto's largest market maker just lost $160m because they generated vanity address and seed from a compromised vanity address generator. When bug was disclosed they removed funds, but failed to remove the wallet as admin from vault.1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Can you get more pathetic than Saylor? After BTC community eviscerated Musk yday for selling, Saylor has no option but to HODL. Even if he sells a little bit the community is gonna attack him. Its virtually a hostage situation with the ponzi promoting cult that is the BTC community1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Ripple’s Lead Attorney in the SEC lawsuit quits midway through. Pumper: “Does this mean lawsuit has settled?” 🤣11mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Butt Pumper is angry that an unelected board of bankers will decide whether money will go up or down. Aww.. but 1 BTC = 1 BTC right? BTC itself is the currency right? So why is this moron crying about Fed rates?1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Only 3 among the top 10 stablecoins are holding a stable value. And one of them is Tether, assuming they are stable only because no one knows what assets they have1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
CZ's reply to CFTC: I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Something called Reaper Farm has been hacked and exploited, all its funds gone. A CryptoBro is crying about his losses. Dude you put it into Reaper Farm. 🤣 The jokes write themselves1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
DAO lends $2m to consumer electronic firm, which defaults on the loan. DAO finds out it has no way of enforcing or recovering the debt. DAO = dumb ass organization8mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Crypto company is rebranding. Reasons for choosing new name? Rhinos are cool, smart, versatile, fast and courageous. Just like us - Wtf?!1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Nobody: Absolutely Nobody:: ... Bitcoin pumpers: “By age 30, you should run your own node. If you can rent a car, you can run a node”1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Butt Pumper Samson Mow says Bank of Canada should be abolished because CAD has lost 6.5% vs USD this year, instead Canada should buy BTC. Well moron, BTC has just lost 57% vs USD this year1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
LMAO trump launched NFTs and gets ratiod on his own social media website. His fans are having a meltdown on this Major Announcement1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Over 90% of Ethereum nodes are hosted on Amazon + Digital Ocean + Hetzner and other cloud servers. “Decentralized”1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
After the latest Defi rugpull loss on Lodestar Finance, users lost $7m. Discord be like In the end it’s just money and perspective is key1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Shitcoin crashes 57% in a few minutes. You dont understand and dont want to understand how this is a positive indication for the future!!4mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Gee, Sam. Putting Barbara on this: When you want $1M/yr in your son's scam company using your wife to lobby for you6mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Bitcoin Conference: Dark cultish lighting with a special focus on the moon’s crater. Totally not a pump and dump scheme that’s run out of new suckers1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
The NFT market. Pumpers claimed these would be the next Van Goghs, Da Vincis and Picassos. They were wrong. Also, the only NFT that has managed to hold onto some value is one based on a pedophilia cult...8mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Crypto companies have fired over 10,000 employees in the ongoing carnage. And we are not even in a recession yet. Looks like proliferating ponzi schemes isnt a succesful hustle1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Crypto Pumpers are ganging up against Sam Bankman, after they realize they were just exit liquidity used to further Sam's personal goals and political influence1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Penguin profile picture? $381,000... crypto scam is still wildly overvalued and another 90% wipe out could be on the cards1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
MicroStrategy is raising another $500m by diluting it’s shares, to buy the junk known as bitcoin. 🤡💩1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
So you invested in crypto and took out profits? Thats great and all... just that you didn't invest in anything, you just put your money into a ponzi scheme and managed to get out before the lid blew wide open1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Blockchains getting exploited and people losing money, North Koreans funding WMD is good!!4mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
This is just like saying I am a dumbass who has been wrong about everything. The tool is down SEVERAL BILLIONS on his investments and is still unashamedly going on about his ways. Unreal exhibition of stupidity1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Desperate to keep the crypto scam running, Binance has launched a new stablecoin FUDUSD out of Hong Kong. Apparently no one can redeem or issue these except Binance8mo ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Do butt pumpers understand why the CEO/heads of Kraken, Gemini, FTX US, Alameda, Microstrategy, Celsius all called it quit in just 3 months?1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Gainzy finally gaining some self awareness: Most crypto institutions are just run by psychopaths who are actually dumber than smart retail, but have way bigger balls, way bigger risk tolerance, way fewer ethics, and an absolute disregard for client money.1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Dont worry guys!! Current Dump is due to low liquidity. Fundamentals are solid - no ICO, no VC, great team, real people with blockchain experience. Put all your savings in NOW1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Butt Pumpers have spoken: White House report on Bitcoin energy is flawed! Nic Carter has ripped the report apart. Unfortunately for these morons, WH makes the rules, not butters. Its time to shut this energy waste down1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Crypto coin that is down 90% has a new partnership .... To provide mental health support to its entire community. 😂1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
