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My new little boy will not be raised in cult. He will not be blessed in the Mormon Church like his older siblings were before his parents broke free of its bonds. He will be raised to be a free, critical thinker, encouraged to become his own unique self, and to treat all individuals with love.

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North bound I-15 north of Blackfoot, ID. Right on the main route to BYU-I.

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Standing in line for a church thing.

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Staying at the Marriott? Don’t waste your time reading this book. Go have a cup of coffee instead, and enjoy your vacation!

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Book of Mormon Archeology Merit Badge.

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Sickening

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Let’s go shopping!

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A one legged man sought a blessing from BY to have his missing leg restored. BY told him that would be unwise because then this man would have 3 legs in the resurrection 🤦‍♂️ so BY refused.

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Adolf Hitler was baptized and endowed Mormon in the London Temple in 1993.

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How religion was first invented according to Make Twain.

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He isn’t supposed to have anymore chocolate milk today. I guess no one can see you when you drink chocolate milk like this.

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Friends and Family: Stay in the boat! You'll drown. Me: Uh no thanks. We're actually on solid ground. We'll uh see ya later. I'm gonna go do land stuff.

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Refill? With your hand in cupping shape, bow your head and say “yes”. I’ll pour.

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Seen on Highway 20 northbound between Idaho Falls and Rexburg, ID. This is the 2nd mormonstories sign anybody traveling to BYU-I would encounter on their way to the school from where I-15 crosses from Utah into Idaho to BYU-I campus.

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Research the hell out of your doubts.

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3 bad reasons for believing in anything.

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Russell M Nelson. Making Scientology and Televangelists look like paupers since 2018.

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Been out of the church 2.5 years. Wife and children still in. This Christmas was The Christmas that I'll always remember. She gave me a coffee machine and coffee. Next year could be The Year. Merry Christmas apostates!

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Book of Mormon Review on Amazon: You won't find a more sophisticated blend of 19th Century American Frontier Fiction Mingled with Scripture Anywhere Else.

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What? No, we've never changed our doctrine on anything. Nothing to see here

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Just cuz

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Temples: Coronavirus contagion centers, targeting the demographic most susceptible.

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Joseph Fielding Smith. 10th Prophet. Supposedly what Einstein was to physics, JFS was to Mormon doctrine. An expert. This is what he had to say on Joseph Smith’s seer stone.

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Susan B. Anthony was more of a prophet than any of ours.

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The church teaches us that Joseph and Emma had a celestial marriage. Not so. It must've been horrifying for her.

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Portrayal of Lamanites and Nephites in TSCC children’s BoM, teaching children about skin color.

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As see on the bulletin board that targets students in Lundstrom Hall at USU in Logan, UT. Appears to be an endorsement of tea because of its health benefits. Gasp.

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Fuck you Rusty and your crusade against my legacy and the word “Mormon”! I’m out! PM me through the veil if you know me.

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My grandpa on his mission in London in 1989. He had to pick up TSM from the airport and chauffeur him around the mission. I remember when he cane home, he told me of the experience. He had nothing nice to say about TSM. I remember him saying he was very arrogant and entitled.

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My grandpa, who was a boxer in Idaho. 1934.

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From the 1978 Children’s Book of Mormon.

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The Book of Mormon is so magically magic.

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TBM sister has this note with a supposed TSM quote on her laptop computer. So I left her a note underneath it.

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My body is a temple. Do you have a recommend to it?

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Heavenly Mother is allowed zero contact with her children.

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Put your phone down and listen, gosh darnit!

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Book of Mormon on paying church leaders.

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Barack Obama's mom baptized Mormon in the Provo Temple in 2008.

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“I never heard that an Angel had ordained Joseph and Oliver to the Aaronic Priesthood until the year 1834, 5, or 6 — in Ohio.... I do not believe that John the Baptist ever ordained Joseph and Oliver....” -David Whitmer, Early Mormon Documents, vol. 5, p. 137.

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You can buy anything in this world for money.

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Your church is so false that...

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Nauvoo City Charter Section 1, 1844. It is a criminal offense to attempt to arrest Joseph Smith. Anyone who attempts will be arrested, held without due process AND if found guilty, be imprisoned for LIFE!

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LDS living wants to know what is the most thoughtful gift you've ever received for Christmas.

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In the Temple Endowment prior to 1990 there used to be a satirical scene where a Christian minister is Lucifer's employee and whose job it is to teach Adam and Eve. The minister complains his salary from Lucifer was too small. Little did the temple patrons know their ministers are paid 6 figures.

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At least we can add witness equality now.

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Joseph Smith History claimed the angel was Nephi as published in The Pearl of Great Price, 1851, pg 41. Revised in 1878 by Apostle Orson Pratt to be Moroni instead of Nephi.

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Now that Hitler can get into the Celestial and become a God, I wonder what kind of world he'd create for his beloved spirit children and wives. TSCC: Making Gods out of genocidal monsters since 1994.

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Good King Noah’s: A Great Place to Eat

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October Conference 1860. Will the Church condemn this today? I think they still believe BY was a true prophet.

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Susan was right on the mark.

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I’m feeling like a Medium Place is for me, like the Telestial Kingdom, sounds way more appealing after RMN’s Sad Heaven speech.

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-Joseph Smith History, claimed the angel was Nephi as published in the Pearl of Great Price, 1851, p. 41. Revised in 1878 by Orson Pratt to be Moroni instead of Nephi.

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The use of birth control leads to damnation. A well lubed and slippery slope. It leads to the downfall of nations.

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Monson: The Failing Prophet & Succeeding Profit

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From the USU vs BYU game. Last night. There was also a sign that said The Only Cougar I Like is Your Mom

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One. Just show me where one is.

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Faithful sub comment from a conditioned thinking, detached from reality, typical TBM responding to a “church growth” post. They have no clue on what is really going on. The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.

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Missionaries helping TSCC make up the loss in tithing revenue.

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1st financial priority of Jesus' Church? Let's go shopping!

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The church disavows the Book of Mormon's teaching and doctrine.

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All hands on deck.

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As a TBM I was an egotistical ass, thinking that I had a loving father in heaven that loved me so much and actually cared about me, looking out for me day-to-day. That heavenly father doesn't even exist. The Mormon heavenly father is a douche bag. Life is better with him out of my life.

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Any one know if The Brethren have been given a raise in salary since this one in 2014?

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1912. Prison inmates.

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At a work conference in Southern Utah. My wifi hot spot is called 'The Nauvoo Expositor'. Looks like there is another apostate in the crowd as well. Hundreds of people here have these wifi networks popping up on their phones. How unfortunate.

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According to the D&C, if any of us still have recommends and attend the temple, we have ruined it. Jesus won't visit it anymore. So for sure all of the temples NNN has been in are worthless. Jesus doesn't go to those anymore.

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I'm sure you can Sister. I'm sure you can.

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Boom! Prophet Harold has just been disavowed.

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If BY was a true prophet, all TBM's would be touting his prophesies and unique doctrines. But they are embarrassed by him.

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Trying to find my sisters house for the luncheon after a baby blessing. I guess the spirit is crappy at giving directions.

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At a hotel in St George I am staying at. Barf

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This Mormon church building must be having masturbation going on in it's bathrooms.

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No kids of gays allowed! But suffer the children of racists to come unto me and fillith my baptismal font with them until it overflowith.

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Power, sex, money

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Car with contrasting decals on windshield in SLC. Or maybe not a contrast?

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Nauvoo Mayor Joseph Smith requested from the US Congress the authority to empower him to assemble 100,000 armed men and for Joseph Smith to be the general of said army. Punishment for hindering Joseph Smith in his endeavors to create and maintain said army? $1000 fine and years of hard labor.

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Did NNN ruin the temple he went into? Let's check the D&C to find out.

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New mission presidents called...and there were no poor among them. Private school owner, orthodontist, attorney, Franklin Covey CEO. Mostly big tithe payers get the good callings I've noticed.

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The family proclamation advocates prostitution saith the Lord through his servants.

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Jim Gaffigan's followers get the Mormon thing.

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Come a little closer children. My light shines much brighter when you flip my on switch.

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In honor of the Pioneer's history of coffee and tea consumption.

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Pop Quiz

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Anyone else feel this way when they were TBM? The Celestial Kingdom never appealed to me. I kinda wanted to be Telestial.

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Logan Temple. Flag at half mast.

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My dad was the QB on Utah State University’s football team. This is him holding me after his game in October 1980.

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Power+Sex+Money=TSCC

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Children shouldn't be taught to identify themselves as any particular religion. There are no Muslim children, Mormon children, Hindu children, Catholic children. There are only children. Let them grow up and decide for themselves what they are.

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The use of birth control leads to damnation. Such a well lubed and slippery slope Satan has tempted the children of Adam and Eve with.

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Found the ward program on my mom's counter top this afternoon. Just had to add my part to it.

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President Heber J. Grant in 1937.

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Wifi networks in Dixie Conference Center while I was there. There was another apostate in the house. Woot woot. I hope many TBMs were there and saw these as well and did not doubt their doubts and joined the network.

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Book of Mormon supposedly contains the fullness of the everlasting gospel and is the most correct book on earth. That's BS. The church teaches so much that is not in the BoM and so much that is against what the BoM teaches. Such as preaching for money and temple ordinances. You think of any?

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My grandpa’s high school football photo from his senior yearbook. Idaho in 1934.

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Stop playing with yourself! God has better things to do than watch you masturbate. The HG has to be the biggest pervert. Watching everyone have sex and masterbate all the time.

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The Book of Mormon God is a passive-aggressive selfish douche.

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LDS essay AD about plural marriage in Nauvoo on Breitbart News website.

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Apparently when a civilization is happy, leap frog is played by the dark skinned athletes while the white folk spectate.

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Giant sequoia log. California. 1910.

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This place is not appealing at all. And neither is the dress code there.

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By their fruits you shall know them.

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Hey 1843 Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith! That's pretty cool that you came up with blood atonement. We all thought BY did. But don't you think your support of beheadings is a bit much? Oh right, that whole Nephi Laban thing.

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Make sure you are on Joe's good side if you want to get into the Celestial. It helps by being sealed to him. AKA sleep with him.

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Emma Smith writes Dear Abby for some advice today.

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Is this legit? Saw this on FB. Water fountains turned off at BYU on Fast Sunday weekends? At least they apologize for the inconvenience.

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If religious instruction were not allowed until the child had attained the age of reason (above 8 years old, sorry Joe) we would be living in a quite different world.

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Need a blood transfusion? Just become Mormon and your blood literally transforms the moment you convert. Joseph Smith said so.

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RMN: Making Mormon polygamy mainstream again

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I was always taught the Catholic Church was Satan’s great and abominable church. If our apostles are truly leaders of the only true church, shouldn’t they be calling the Catholic leaders to repentance instead of being so chummy with them? Nephi be pissed if he knew the PR stunts TSCC does with them.

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Considering that's pretty much what they did in the story. They dwindled. Dwindled in unbelief. Bad Nephites. Laban had to be murdered in vain I guess. Oh well.

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Joseph F Smith, while prophet, told US Senators during the Smoot Hearings, that he does not receive revelation anymore than any other religious leader.

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Thus saith the Lord through his prophet: Want superior children? Take a few more wives.

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Hey 1834 Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith! Are you sure it was a good idea to be drinking all that liquor while you dictated the BoM to Martin Harris? I'd sure love to read those 116 pages. Hiccup

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Hey 1838 Mormon President Joseph Smith! Did you just call one of your BoM witnesses a dumb ass?

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Team of Zebras pull wagon. 1920.

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This saith the Lard through his servants: the one wife system degenerates the human family.

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Being a member of the Q15 and 1st Q70 is a pretty lucrative job w/tons of benefits and perks. I hate it when TBM's say they are volunteers and live on a meager allowance. Ironically they are leading an organization that the B of M was against.

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The one-wife system is degenerate. Want to be successful, in good physical shape, be an intellectual, have handsome women, and live in a strong, healthy country? Than be in a plural marriage. The prophets said so.

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TBM friend doesn't like the evidence against JS or the BoM, goes full blown Exmo without even realizing it. Thought TBM's believed the glory of god was intelligence? Oh hum.

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Joseph Smith believed that God and Jesus were the same person when he wrote the BoM. He changed his mind later, and when he did, some of the BoM was edited and his first vision story changed.

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The voice in your head tells you that you must have a book of genealogy legally possessed by your distant powerful relative? It's ok to chop off his head in order to steal it if he is uncooperative. Take his sword too.

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“He inviteth them all to come unto him and partake of his goodness; and he denieth none that come unto him, black and white, bond and free, male and female; and he remembereth the heathen; and all are alike unto God, both Jew and Gentile.” -2 Nephi 26:33.

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Marines raise the US Flag on Iwo Jima exactly 73 years ago. This is one of the most recognizable photos in world history.

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Any exmos at the Utah GOP State convention at The Maverick Center in SLC? The closer you are to me the stronger your WiFi signal to The Nauvoo Expositor network will be.

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TBM Utah US Senate Candidate. According to him he is qualified to be a US Senator because he does this one important thing at night.

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These bug the crap out of me. Especially when they are in front of million dollar homes in wealthy neighborhoods. Is that so wrong? Saw this one on the east bench today.

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Was told TSCC is doing a trial run in SE Idaho on getting rid of the 3 hour block.

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Nephite coins for sale on eBay and Amazon. Oh wait. 0 results found. But plenty of biblical and Roman coins for sale. I was really hoping to pick up senum of silver and a senine of gold. Disappointed.

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Brigham Young loved to brag about his wealth. It'd be great if the leaders today bragged about how much they make off the Church like BY did.

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The destruction of the Nauvoo Expositor was a 'questionable' necessity. -The History of the Church volume 6.

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The German Messerschmitt Me 323 Gigant (Giant) was a military transport aircraft of World War II. It was the largest land-based transport aircraft of the war. Max take off weight was 95k pounds and cruised at 136 mph. No complete aircraft survive.

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I never liked the idea of the Celestial Kingdom. Always pictured it as a eternal fast and testimony meeting or endowment ceremony. I'll take the Telestial any day over the Celestial.

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Ballard really didn't help Runnells' with his questions. Whats with him claiming he can see the future, only for the purpose of answering life's questions?

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April 2016 Ensign. Church outlines its modern day translation process for the scriptures. Wow! It takes forever. Why can't TSM just get out the seer stone and do each language in 90 days? JS totally schools LD$.inc

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Book of Mormon Evidence Webpage: Not Secure.

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Heavenly Father's plan for you is more important than your own plan. From the Sept Ensign.

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Cartoon depicting Mormon Prophet Brigham Young's bed after his death. Full of 12 of his wives (he had 57), with pictures of him at the head of the bed, and his boots at the foot.

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Joseph Smith's Anti-Banking $3 bill increases in value 420,000%. Church is true.

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16 camel drawn wagon.

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Hey you! Dinosaur! This is Jesus. You don't know me but I'm really important. Now shoo! Get outta here! Your screwing up my narrative.

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When did the Federal Government begin buying new Ford Mustang GT sports cars for employees to drive for work?

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The Church ranks #35 in the State of Utah's list of best places to work.

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Polynesian Cultural Center dudes don't have to wear their G's at work. What's up with that? Don't they work for the Church?

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