Say goodbye to comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes3yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/assholedesign
“What is this foreign object you’re inserting into my mouth?” ―Cat6yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/WatchPeopleDieInside
ComedyFlogging to the absolute highest degree (17K points on r/dankmemes, naturally)4yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/ComedyFlogging
r/tomorrow users when they say the same joke for the 1,000th time in a row4yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/tomorrow
It may be two years since this book came out, but I finally got A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo!4yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/lastweektonight
“I’m transsexual, and I’m so fed up of all these SJWs” – Bonus point for the username “AltRightTrans”5yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/AsABlackMan
After hearing so many fantastic things about the Zojirushi thermos, I had to get one. Well, three.3yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/BuyItForLife
AI Dungeon offers some valuable relationship advice (blue = what I typed)4yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/AIDungeon
Don’t ask why, but I bought the world’s smallest phone (with a banana for scale)4yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/feemagers
You can’t get your point across without using every swear word you know6yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/JustLearnedTheFWord
Absorption but for hunger | I’d love to see an attempt at this, Phoenix (but it’s probably impossible without a mod, so why bother?)5yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/PhoenixSC
Serve Up – Murder your enemies and cook up a scrumptious feast in the process4yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/custommagic
Everybody always talks about trans rights, but where’s the love for trans lefts?3yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/feemagers
I tried posting a wholesome trans joke on r/jokes. It didn’t go so well5yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
“Do they work here? How do I get their attention? What if they don’t hear me? Is my question stupid? Fuck, I’ll just figure it out myself”4yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/socialanxiety
I don’t know if I can post actual funny things here, but the Sonic Twitter account is lit as fuck6yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/FellowKids
Sinister Procurement – A 4-mana (sometimes, a 2-mana) black tutor spell4yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/custommagic
Hello, friends. I am human, as I will demonstrate by consuming this clear liquid residing in this solid container.6yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/AliensAmongUs
I finally got this cute book about the Vice President’s gay rabbit, Marlon Bundo!4yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/feemagers
THIS COLLECTION OF DELICIOUS FRENCH VIENNOISERIE PASTRIES CERTAINLY TRIGGERS MY WISHES FOR SATIETY5yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
Even though you can make decks with Throne of Eldraine cards to use in the Standard 2020 event now, you can’t sort your collection by Throne of Eldraine cards when making a deck5yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/MagicArena
Rune of Peace – With Immortal Sun gone, we need more planeswalker hate4yr ⋅ Dimentive ⋅ r/custommagic
