My old guy friend just posted this and it made me so proud ❤
How my husband deals with my occasional bad mood
One of those shirt printing shops on FB responded to some trolls in the wild in the best way possible
MRW I try to get my husband to learn how to braid so he can do my hair, and he asks why I don't just do it myself
This is what women of color have to put up with every day?
I got a treadclimber, and whenever I walk by it, it beeps at me. This is me today after working several 12hr days in a row.
I made an actual gif to immortalize Tom Wilhelmsen's godlike moves. Bow down to your new god.
MFW my Domino's pizza account was hacked into and I realize they stole my free pizza...and then see Domino's E-mailed me an order confirmation with a delivery address.
From now on, I'm going to call the sloppy bun I wear to the store a Statement Ponytail
When it's shark week and my husband asks what I want for dinner
MRW I bought a tent-sized men's flannel that's 10 too long for my arms
OH GOD, it's so close I can almost smell it.
Massive, as-yet-undiscovered monument found at Petra with drone footage [710x863]
Our 1st grader was banned from electronics for hacking a classmate's account [OC]
Just wanted to make sure you all knew this existed.
MRW I got a call this morning asking me if I want to work under the two most revered, high-powered women in the Silicon Valley--I haven't finished my degree yet and they want me to PICK MY SALARY
MRW I finally have a night that I don't have to work
Someone just fished up a 4,000yo (Bronze Age) Okunev/Samus pagan god in Siberia. It's carved into a now-fossilized horn. [1200×766]
My husband went shopping without me
I mean if you want to look good for you, that's fine, but get your priorities straight. Tacos.
Viking advice for how to stay alive
My mom let me express myself as a teen without judging, and we laugh about some of my decisions now.
Pee-wee Herman and Cyndi Lauper playing minigolf in the 80s
This got me kicked out of a weaving group on Facebook
MRW I realize I'm done working, and fuck Monday.
My 90 year old grandpa has only been on FB for a few months, but I'd like to nominate him for King of Burns.
I can't wait until I can school my kids' friends like this.
Caught this fatty huffing fumes from an empty sour cream & onion chip bag.
Some things should just never be.
GROUP [GIFTED] Awkward-Octopus for her birthday!
Flint axe discovered by fishermen near Waterford Ireland, may be oldest Irish artefact [852x478]
U Can't Touch This. Oh-oh oh oh oh, oh-oh oh oh!
Let's not make this more complicated than it needs to be
HIFW my dog and I scared the ever loving shit out of a crackhead that was trying to get into my house earlier tonight
Luisa Omielan on thigh gaps. *one of us, one of us*
MR every time JoAnn's has a sale on patterns
Strawberries and cream cast iron French toast in my old Wagner #8
Illustration of a lion, leopard, rabbit, and elephant from memory/description, taken from Tractatus de Herbis (Italy ca. 1440) [570×848]
Apparently dyed armpit hair is now a thing, and I kind of want to do it.
Was complimented on my sexy black turtleneck all day, got home 10hrs later and realized it was on backwards.
MRW I find out my trans friend was attacked by an arsonist this morning.
[Thanks] for the book and compass, rageasaur!
My friend's job puts everyone through How not to be a fukboi training
My sister, putting her seed starts in the ground
It was going so well until she dropped the 'L' bomb.
Well, our kids sure as shit aren't playing together anymore.
MRW I heard about Felicia Day getting doxxed and fearing for her safety in the wake of Gamergate
MRW payday hits during Shark Week and my husband wants to go out to a fancy restaurant for dinner.
I've been working on a fingering-weight sweater lately and kind of need a break. My mom gets it.
This comment on George Takei's FB post about lies parents tell their kids belongs here
What's this bloody waterfall my aunt found in the forest in Eastern Washington yesterday? Lichen/algae/minerals/bacteria?
June decided she likes me today
MRW I got bottles of wine in my shoes for Niklaustag
The earliest & thinnest silk ever found in China; Western Han Dynasty (206BC-24AD) [500x372]
Is this really a thing that happens?
Ladies, I present you with my new favorite nail polish.
Marshawn Pinch is back, you guys!
[Thanks] for pokin' me in the coconut, hello-everything!
Princess Buttercup, begging for scritches
When someone tells me to get back in the kitchen (oc)
Tonka the wombat, resident cool dude at Billabong Sanctuary
[Thanks] for the book, skalafurey!
My friend's dog's reaction when she dances around and says Who wants to go for a drive? (x-post /r/aww)
This moth looks like an antique map.
MRW my kids sit on their knees on their chairs at the dinner table instead of on their butts.
Found this very smart person in a newspaper from 1902
Hitchhiker with His Dog Tripper on U.S. 66, May 1972
[Gifted] caniuserthisname for bringing the ladies some Lallybroch
...said every hacker ever. [Secret Vol. #1]
[Thanks] for the matte top coat, He11above!
[Thanks] for the automatic soap dispenser, mynthe!
I couldn't wait for the campfire this weekend, so I made S'mores in the microwave
[Thanks] so much to DreamSteel for the school supplies!!
Bobby Wagner's interception from yesterdays game [FIXED]
Rutledge corn maze in Tumwater, WA this year
random [Gifted] annaleiia because SLOTH
My 4 year old wanted a make over for her Merida dress
[Thanks] for the deer head necklace, laterdayze!
[Gifted] pyroglass cause your profile cracked me up
[FO] My first non-striped colorwork hat!
June is a fancy lady
Went looking for a camera mount. My husband thought I wanted to try anal.
Hi, I'm an elephant shrew!
I turned a beer caddy into a yarn ball organizer
Behold, children of the 80s have reproduced.
For my cake day, I give you: the yarn I just received from the alpaca and goat farm Kickstarter I promoted here last month!
[Thanks] for the stun gun, CCS2006! She's beautiful.
My friend's baby is due on the 25th, so I was joking with her about Christmathday presents. She also hates puns.
Odin would approve.
[Thanks] for the Adamantium-worthy socks, jevausie!
[Thanks] for the Final Fantasy game, she1sfree!
[Thanks] for Bridge to Terabithia, Brianflman; my son's enjoying it on vacation.
Episode 6 is my favorite so far! (no spoiler)
[Thanks] Karenelizabe for the Tetromino cookie cutters! I'm going to have to make some Jello Jigglers.
[PNW] What's this tree/Are the berries edible? Found on an old farm near other edible trees.
Day One: Princess Buttercup and big sister June inspecting their new home [Netherland Dwarf]
[Thanks] wmichaelis for the Kevlar gloves! Haven't gotten to the blackberries yet, but they provide a good buffer for wood burning.
MRW a caught a woman agreeing with the producers that tried to kick Zoe Saldana out of a job for being pregnant, because If your job requires you to not be pregnant, you should either not get pregnant, or quit.
The starvation challenges *are* getting a little ridiculous.
belated [Thanks] for the cheesecloth, 19thcentlord
[Gifted] Girfex - have a nice day!
Do with me what you will!
[Thanks] for the Finnish raspberry licorice, effeduphealer
[Thanks] AuntChiladas for My Fair Lady!
[Gifted] fellow pot enthusiast, shazie13: four garden pots
My friends are having identical twin girls
Knitting the Pearl Clutcher sweater for a fellow troll (update for transparency) [NSFW]
[Thanks] for making me smile, mynthe!
[Thanks] for the crayons and fire zombie minifig, flyingfresian!
[Thanks] randomgirl22 for the Cocorosie album!
[FO] Devenish sweaterdress, finished an hour ago. My biggest accomplishment!
[Gifted] quitelike for my dream home contest
[Thanks] for the 3rd Percy Jackson book, flyingfresian!
[FO] Norwegian Star ear flap hat--frogged this 2 years ago in frustration and came back to it yesterday, finished it in less than 12 hours. Progress!
In getting my first bunny on Monday!! Yaay!
[Gifted] fellow pot enthusiast, 82364: One cooking pot
[Thanks] Pinalope4Real for the First Aid Kit!
[Gifted] destinyisntfree for the truly wonderful conversation
[Gifted] martinibini for my Banned Books contest
[Gifted] reinvented for my Banned Books contest
[Thanks] for the Ghost World graphic novel, KratzALot!
I love that the wall actually bends into a Hulk fist shape instead of breaking. (Loki Agent of Asgard #1)
[Thanks] for the glue sticks, BillytheKid!
Day One: my nose has been stuck in June's ear for an hour. [Netherland Dwarf]
[Thanks] ohaikitty because IIIII can be anythiiiinnng
[Gifted] Happy Birthday, honeybri!
Surprise [Gifted] Awkward-Octopus for her birthday!
[Thanks] for the gift card, CaptainCoral, but thank you more for simply thinking of us.
[Thanks] for the eight Kamui manga volumes, Aloof_pooch!
[FO] toe up socks, no pattern
[Thanks] szor for the horse anatomy book!
[Thanks] drkatherine1 for the servo motor!
[Thanks] for the slipstrop, kubunto!
June says [Thanks] for the grass mat, FredWampy!
[Thanks] DuckDucknoGoose for Ella Enchanted!
[Thanks] for the ebook, bludart! Good luck with your garden.
[Thanks] hopeless_poet for The Physic Garden book!
[Thanks] for the filtered water bottle, mynthe!
[Gifted] nagese for my dream house contest
[Thanks] rosebert for the isosceles triangle prism! How many fingers am I holding up?
[Thanks] bntyhntrqueen, for the calligraphy book!
[Thanks] destinyisntfree; apparently we were thinking the same thing lol
What is this white shit that's growing on my mint?
[Thanks] tamimarie413 for The One and Only Ivan; my kids are already excited to read it!
[Thanks] For the book on Celtic art, NJBilbo!
Of the many hundreds of games of Scrabble I've played in my life, it had to happen during Scrabble JUNIOR.
[Gifted] HalNicci for the raffle phrase poop in the Daily