Morty has now given me the perfect reaction face to 90% of the posts in this sub9yr ⋅ diejetty ⋅ r/rickandmorty
It's just Rick and Morty costumes! Ruh-ick and Morty costumes, Morty! Rick and Morty costumes forever and forever, 100 years, Rick and Morty's costumes! Me and Rick and Morty costumes running around and... Rick and Morty costume time! Rick and Morty costumes forever a hundred times!9yr ⋅ diejetty ⋅ r/rickandmorty
I'm feeling optimistic. So, Ira and I, this is Ira. We're gonna collect some driftwood for a signal fire. Because we're optimistic. Ira and I.9yr ⋅ diejetty ⋅ r/americandad
A one date schedule with a guarantee that your client will consume 27 ounces of gin on that evening.5yr ⋅ diejetty ⋅ r/KITH
I don't know what you thought was in your butthole in the target parking lot but you were, you were really trying to find it.9yr ⋅ diejetty ⋅ r/americandad
I'm having fun already..... I am on a lot of prescription pills tho. Ooh is that a story? No. Its an addiction.9yr ⋅ diejetty ⋅ r/americandad
Right there. That's where everything went black and I was finally able to achieve orgasm.9yr ⋅ diejetty ⋅ r/americandad
Turlington here. I'm going to need you to tell me why I'm the best secondary character in this show.9yr ⋅ diejetty ⋅ r/americandad
Sheila, why you leave? You left me on my own. All out in the cold, a dollar to my name. In dirty ass Baltimore. And next time that I see you, I'm going to kill you.9yr ⋅ diejetty ⋅ r/americandad
Frankly, the family's recently been far more concerned with Roger's runaway banana boat. It's been quite a story. A little big, but funny.9yr ⋅ diejetty ⋅ r/americandad
Does that plan include explaining why a footless blind man is giving an expert bajowski to our baggage handler?9yr ⋅ diejetty ⋅ r/americandad
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.8yr ⋅ diejetty ⋅ r/blackadder
