My friend really hates the Xbox. He always has.
I work security at a children's library and two daleks came in this morning, thankfully the doctor was here to save the day.
Being a gay man and an armed guard, this is how I feel.
If you don't look like your profile pic...
A conversation that I had with a guy in my National Guard unit that made me feel great.
This may only appeal to a few but my custom Ford emblem...
I'm bored at work. So it's 0230, I know this post isn't going anywhere. If it does, have fun guessing where I'm at.
This is how my employer is PC about racial prejudice.
Check out what I found at a new store in the mall.
So we're doing ass selfies now?
Looking rough after work...
Getting an old tattoo covered up, thought you guys might enjoy the whole picture.
$3 at goodwill in original packaging!
Underwear inspired by kitty...
Iraq as told by battle buddy. [Own post from a while back]
I'm not sure if this has been pointed out before but here is Allison Brie singing with the choir on a Childish Gambino song in LA
Different app but you get the point.
Well that's an odd way to start...
I don't post often but when I do... I'm drinking Landshark.
Those arms or that hair, don't know which looks crazier.
Hey everyone its been a while.
I think Steven Wright is working in a fortune cookie factory.
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
Worst fear as a bank security guard... rage.
No shit, that's what Reddit is for...
In case of evacuation... UPVOTE
Showing off my new(ish) tattoo.
Iraq as told by a battle buddy.
I'm bored so... here's a pic.
Just found out there's an r/seiko! My mom bought me this for Christmas, it's been on my Amazon wish list for a long time.
Update, rooted my phone here is my updated screenshot after your suggestions.
Oakley means serious business people...
Beard, diaper and belly...
Tony Lowe “bears all...
I'm really in a diaper mood tonight so thought I'd share a pic of me in a diaper and my favorite shirt.
Finally rooted and, after using the tears of a thousand unicorns, I used my new found freedom to take a screenshot.
Cum at me bro!
Not bad for a cell phone. .50 cal at sunset.
Yes, it's bolted on. He said that it looks good and slighly pushed the back end of my car down.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yet, I've never smoked pole, I mean pot. Yes... Pot.
Getting dirty in the rail yard.
Obesity in America is a serious problem.
Some delicious toes there.
At work from 2300-0700. Here is a panoramic of the lobby for fun.
I never get this view of Charlotte at night so I decided to take a picture.
The Angry Bird that I grew up with
Must be hard being a bot And a single mom.