what will we call our crypto scam? i dunno how about we name it after a convicted pedophile11mo ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Gemini is now charging users to withdraw their own cryptos. This is *good* news for the health of the bitcoin economy, because bank runs will be cut back to a casual stroll.2yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
my mate Alan Turing muttered something about halting problem mf do you speak it but he's probably a salty nocoiner who's ngmi2yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
the AI apocalypse is upon us: ChatGPT is now smart enough to dunk on Yudkowsky1yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/SneerClub
YOU, FIAT PLEB: currency that works is good duh ME, BITCOIN IQ GENUIS: you are a child. sucking is good actually, and the more unusably dogshit bitcoin is at every job the betterer2yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
just logged into my NatWest UK bank app on my phone, and this is the VERY FIRST thing they present me with3yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
today in bitcoiners who literally don't know how bitcoin works, but won't let that stop them making tech pronouncements about it. tick tock, next block! (in several years)1yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
200m tether printed last night, 600m printed the night before, coming up to 24b tethers - bitcoin might go over 50,000 USDT this weekend !!3yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Benedict Evans, Silicon Valley courtier, has learned to lie like a VC: tell really blitheringly *dumb* lies to pump Web31yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Cut this out of the prison legal newsletter I was reading while in jail - somebody said buttcoin, we can all go home now5yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Nobody knows, saying that 2022 will be a bear market and it will drop 80% is pure speculation. A multi trillion asset with fundamentals and institutions invested will not drop 80% so easy without an extreme black swan event. It will not gain so much and will not drop so much.2yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Hereticon! Crank Magnetism, the conference. Everything about this is awesome. Funded by Peter Thiel's Founders Fund. Features several rationalist and IDW favourites.2yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/SneerClub
ETH devs: infura being ~100% of transactions isn't centralisation, you can just edit your defaults! or telnet to port 30303! -- ETH users (just now, in my email):1yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
remember that time last July when David Marcus denied to the US Senate that Libra had ambitions to be a central bank, and *less than an hour later* the official Libra twitter tweeted By creating a de facto central bank, Libra could succeed where other cryptocurrencies fall short4yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
no no bitcoiners aren't still an apocalyptic death cult of ghouls, look he put that bit in quotes4yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
let's be clear: it's not just bitcoiners who are ghoulish doomsday cultists! the completely centralised shitcoins are on the case too4yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
bitcoin's 140% up on december, surely all my crypto chats shouldn't be full of cryptocaust 2: electrekt rektaloo i thought you guys bought in 2009, you talk all the time about how much it's up since then3yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Monero: the privacy coin for guys who can't even make eye contact with their clearly unimpressed anime waifu4yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
No public news from the NYAG about the tether documents, but I'm sure everything is good and Bitcoin will go to new and greater heights as iFinex is completely vindic--3yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Daniel Mihai used to be an IEO advisor. But it's the crypto ice age. So he's moved on up to selling bogus Covid-19 testing kits. They use colloidal gold and are totes $100% certified by the FDA!!4yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
More good news: it's the weekend, when Institutional Investors cut loose and go wild with the tethers and bits-coin!!! This is normal in finance u kno3yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
don't worry lads, another 55m USDT have been printed and are waiting in treasury for precision deployment3yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
weird flex in coindesk's latest Consensus promo email, but i guess they're just leaning into it4yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
that time Scott Alexander (squid314) donated money to sterilise drug users4yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/SneerClub
could the entirety of the shitshow allegedly calling itself a crypto press please project itself into the sea4yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
SSC being down makes it harder to check the comments for stuff like this (literally) breathtaking self-own from Steve Sailer, in which he explains how he got like he is4yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/SneerClub
Bitcoin momentarily crests 50,000 USDT!! in the most blatantly obvious 'cos I can pump. Drops to $48,000 immediately.3yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
my twitter mentions are a tyre fire the past few days, but the scott stans just keep fucking delivering4yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/SneerClub
if these are the answers, what could be the question? Bitcoiners in the wild5yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
But but but surely BasicAttentionToken wouldn't just *make stuff up* or something7yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
markets are closed? PUMP IT!! Deploying those 400m Tethers printed just yesterday. Current high $24,660.00 (precisely, 'cos fuck Benford's Law) at 11:58am. Expect XRP to hit $1 today too. The numbers mean things u kno and aren't just hilariously fabricated3yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
according to the world's leading artificial ethicist, white supremacist terrorism nearly every week + concentration camps for migrants + totalitarian militarized colonialism = isn't so bad5yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/SneerClub
Patrick Byrne takes medical leave of absence from Overstock on April 11th. Shares rise from $14.30 to $15.40 and are still rising, in the hope that his successor is more closely connected to consensus reality.8yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Why is the company behind KodakCoin now called Ryde Holdings and not WENN Digital? Because Ryde didn't pay WENN for their name in time, and WENN are threatening to sue.5yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
It's a complete and inexplicable mystery how the Dark Enlightenment got its start on LessWrong and with LW rationalists ... oh.7yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/SneerClub
Even Coinbase found 5 Ways to Explain Bitcoin Over Christmas Dinner too embarrassing. Fortunately, we have a copy.10yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Someone paid actual money to run this Reddit ad. It really does go to the named subreddit. This is their marketing.10yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
This image is from the criminal complaint against Carl Force. The full complaint itself is comedy plutonium.9yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Ujo Music's home page and Twitter still confidently declare Tiny Human by Imogen Heap the prototype of their New blockchain-based shared infrastructure for the creative industries. What happens when you buy a copy? And is Heap wishing she'd just put it up on Bandcamp?8yr ⋅ dgerard ⋅ r/Buttcoin
