I feel like this is kind of contradictory...
Remember how excited you used to get?
My wife made an awesome cake over the weekend.
Words cannot express how pretentious I feel while drinking from this at work...
Spotted a dad joke at a place selling brooms...
He's not very good at hide and seek yet.
My Son, Practicing his 2nd Amendment Right
Abandon CIA Listening Station in Berlin, Germany [OC][2000x3008]
My Uncle passed away a couple of weeks ago. He was an avid Martin fan and a teller of terrible jokes. This was at his memorial service...Someone asked how to water it. I said probably just put it in a humidity controlled environment.
So pretty much everywhere in my area is sold out of Xbox Ones. Except, apparently, Costco.
[Spotted] Hiding at Lime Rock this weekend...Only the second one I have ever seen...And the first with GTR Parts!
Why yes, yes I do go on adventures. Ass-kicking adventures...
Sometimes people have the nicest car because they work the hardest.
Since my M3 was totaled in my work parking lot, my wife got me a really cool metal print of it as a memorial.
Really surprised no one has jumped on this incredible clearance deal at Wal-Mart...Prices certainly are falling!!! (x-post from Funny)
Went to play Forza 1 last night and found this little guy in the case, un-used...and expired... Remember when those free trials were actually worth using?!?
PsBattle: Taylor Swift Gasping at a Knicks Game
Silly gas station, don't you know how a Porsche works?!?
He's not very good at hide and seek...yet...(x-post from pics)
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
My 3 year old wanted a Tigger and M3 birthday party. I made pin the wing on the M3 GT.
My oldest son wanted a Tigger and M3 party for his 3rd birthday. I made a game for it: Pin the wing on the M3 GT.
My New Gauges. I think they're the best ones ever.
BMW M6 GTLM [OC][2560x1440]
My son thinks my BMW is a Porsche 911...
Figured /r/drums would appreciate my pepper grinder
This is not a pie graph, it is a cake graph. Cadence is my dog. She is in trouble.
Viper Rear, Baltimore ALMS Race - 2012 [1920x1200][OC]
Every Volvo owner has seen this friggin' message at least once every other month... Plot twist: I cannot find a single bulb that is out...
Colleague and I installed a new server rack in a remote TR over the weekend. Also did all the closets, but no pics of those.
My Monday Morning Nemesis...again...
Asked my 2 year old to take my shoes to the dining room, and this is how he placed them (he turned the chair as well).
[Spotted] A Morgan, in Central PA. Somewhere between a 1940 and a 2012 model. It's hard to tell with Morgans.
Saw this beast at DC Cars and Coffee. One of my favorite cars of all time.
I made the boneless wings that someone had posted on here last week
My son won this at Knoebels on Sunday... It would be a shame if something...happened...to it...
What magic does the Sport Transmission on the Nissan Leaf hold?
Apparently, this happens on Rally di Positano in real life as well...
My friend took a picture of a Demonic Beast at Lime Rock...
One of the most unknown Special Edition VWs ever made. And the only non-exotic I know that can pull of that color...
Flying Lizard 997 GT3-RSR - 2012 Baltimore ALMS [OC][1920x1200]
My wife's boss gave me some Audi Swag he got for buying a Q5...
Did anyone get one of these from Porsche last year?
This guy knows how to keep his head in the game
Snagged a pic of my friend's E46 at one of my favorite photo locations
I'm embarrassed for you, Volvo...
Glad to finally have it back...
My son lined up all of his Hot Wheels for a race this morning...
I'm having my bumper replaced after hitting a flying shredded tire...been in the shop for the better part of 3 weeks...really starting to miss it...(x-post from cars)
There was a weird sound coming from the front passengers side. I thought there was something wrong with the suspension. Nope, just this...
If you have a toddler, you'll often find one of these while washing the cars...
Real or Forza 5? It's Forza, obviously...but damn, I'm proud of this one...
Got my kid some pretty sweet Hot Wheels for his Christmas Stocking! (X-Post from Autos)
3rd Generation Car Washer, according to my Dad.
Sunny Day Photo of my M3 [1920x1200]
Moved my seat all the way forward for my 2 year old to drive and I realized...who the hell could actually fit in the car to drive like this?
Sometimes people have the nicest car because they work the hardest (X-post from pics)
I love my garage, it has a secret bay for hiding cars in.
My wife made some Macarons yesterday. They're amazing.
On display in downtown Carlisle, PA for the car show...Short Version UrQuattro, only 224 built. I suppose sort of [Spotted]...
Blue Angels, Ready for Takeoff [1920x1200]
A 1937 Bugatti Roadster...and someone is driving it...hard...
Classic BMW Racing V8 - [3008x2000]
My R was quite the weathered warrior today
This is what ruined the Tuning Marketplace