Scientists, scientists, please. Looking for some order. Some order, please, with the eyes forward and the hands neatly folded and the paying attention... PI is exactly 3!10yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The National Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from Winter Wonderland to a Class 3 Kill-Storm!7yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of. Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!10yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Remember when he ate my goldfish, and you said I never had a goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?11yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Say what? Seeeeeeeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about seeeeeex?? I had seeex!10yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, Blisstonia. We're having a free get-acquainted session at our resort this weekend.7yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Department of missing babies please. Baby come back! You can blame it all on me.11yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When I took your father's name, I took everything that comes with it. Including his DNA.9yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mr Rogers drunk What do you mean I can't take my sweater off? I'm hot!10yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ugh no! Lady you got problems! Plus TV's Michael Gray is staring right at us9yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Sorry American Horror Story, Simpsons had Dominique sung by nuns years ago (S3E23)11yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
Hey, I can call my momma from up here. Hey ma! Get off the dang roof!11yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I know what the other 11 forks are for, but I don't know what to do with this one Why Marge I believe you're supposed to scratch your ASS with it11yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't give a shit what belongs to Reese, I'm eating these!11yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/firstworldanarchists
Homer I'm a little uncomfortable with a gang of crows in our bedroom It's a murder Marge, a group of crows is called a murder11yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Man, this place looks expensive. I feel like I'm wasting a fortune by just standing here.8yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.11yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet, he's just standing there. He's gonna do something, and you know it's gonna be good.10yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
After reading about the veteran that scaled the White House fence and making it inside the front door10yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now that's psychiatry! Huh? Huh!10yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Don't you say that word! What? Seeeeeex? What's so unappealing about your elderly father talking about seeeex. I had seeex11yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hello bands, who was playing with the London Symphony Orchestra? Come on people, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra, possibility while high. Cyprus Hill I'm looking in your direction.10yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bacon wrap filled with pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, parm cheese, and sauce12yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/ketorecipes
National Father Institute, please hold. Cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little blue man in the moon.11yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer you're under arrest, you have the right to remain silent I choose to wave that right11yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
English side ruined, must use French instruction. Le grille? What the hell is that?!11yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Very proud of myself for trying to get healthy after my blood lab results in June.11yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I don't see why we have to build a giant ray gun to blow up a planet I've never heard of. Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.11yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Here's the angel, see the angel. It's my angel, no one else's. Next to the rakes!11yr ⋅ dewhashish ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
