Should you be able to take a day off for your birthday? 🤔

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Someone's dusty ass son is running wild and terrorizing the village

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This is Ash, my little sunflower girl. She's 3 years old but still looks like an itty bitty ashy kitty

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My grumpy floof. She is truly my child.

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The Indian standup comedy scene is terrible because the real clowns are on Twitter

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Cat. Cat. Cat.

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Ah yes, religious men are so much less likely to commit rape. Sure.

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I'm being chastised for waking her from her slumber.

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Lady Monster

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Presented without comment.

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You're on a plane during your week off? Sounds like a you problem, get back to work.

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This kid isn't even out of college. His mum must be so proud. /s

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Secondhand insanity.

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Even fast food outlets on the other side of the world know what’s up.

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Mathematician Rachel Riley

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She's here, and she's beautiful

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Well, it is a one pepperoni pizza.

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[Mathematician] Rachel Riley

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Good old quantum sort of stuff.

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Make it make sense

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His cousin probably works at Goodwill.

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What about the bad girls?

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Mumbai Bagh, Jan 27. Indefinite protest. The women are showing the rest of the city how it's done.

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Grumpy floof has mellowed out somewhat.

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I thought I was immune. So naive of me.

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Indian grandmas are at it too

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Does the five-second rule apply to this kittenloaf?

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She’s not much, but I love her. (And so does my cat)

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On a scientific discussion about dark matter

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Cannot unsee. (courtesy a friend)

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Darn it VLC

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I love that Cortana automatically serves up the lyrics for the song! (bonus Google being a little jelly)

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Just...why?

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A woman got carjacked during a police pursuit, and this enlightened gentleman had this to say.

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On a Google Maps review of Decathlon Belfast

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Somebody stop me!

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Because fuck people who discover great music from a pop culture source. (Found on a metal cover of Marvin Gaye's Ain't No Mountain High Enough)

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Say hot again. SAY. HOT. AGAIN. I dare you, I double-dare you, motherfucker, say hot one more goddamn time.

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Presented without comment

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So what about bad girls?

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