u/desperate4ashaggiles

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My trainer at the gym told me to imagine there was a guy behind me with cheese to encourage me to go faster. Of course I imagined none other than...

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First attempt at amethyst nails. So glad I got this set!

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Thought you guys would appreciate this. I've had him since I was a teenager. When I had roommates we'd hide it in each other's rooms and had him in the window, looking over the courtyard in our dorm back in college. Normally he is put away, but I had him out at Zoom Thanksgiving as a joke this year.

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My mom wanted a picture of all my swatches to show her manicurist. Thought I'd share them here as well!

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Ran across this at my local library. Had to double take.

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M (ovaries') RW I just started my period and I hear an unfamiliar, deep male voice in my office.

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M(actual)RW my mom says that men don't need to dress modestly like women do because women don't lust after men.

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HIFW my guy friends tease me for implying deep throating involves the penis going into the throat, which they say is not how it works.

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After being rejected for a job I really wanted and by a potential FWB within a couple days of each other, I'm going to take myself on a nice date tonight.

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HIFW I'm moving at the end of this week, and out of all the reasons to be excited about my new place (including a pool!), the thing I'm most excited about is having my own washer/dryer in my individual apartment and having a dishwasher.

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I just won an appeal for my client! He wasn't excited, but this is HIF right now.

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Trolls, after a very low libido for a couple years (for various reasons), all I can think about is sex the past couple days. List of some things that have turned me on: peanut butter crackers, thinking about eating popsicles, making a font bold, thinking about going to the planetarium.

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MRW a guy is surprised that I say he's being rude after he jokingly implies I'm bad at my job and insults me in other ways.

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I got invited to play an RPG and was told I can be literally anyone I want. I knew exactly who I wanted. So excited!

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It's sad how frequently this plays into whether I decide to do something.

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MRW I find out my insurance doesn't cover ANY form of IUDs.

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I miss cuddling, but am so not ready for dating again. I wish there was an app like Tinder, but where I could just get cuddles and then be like, okay bye now.

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MRW someone has donuts.

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HIF knowing I have plans to go running after work with someone.

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HIFW I decide to build a fort and watch television in it on a Saturday night instead of dealing with people and life being frustrating.

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So much snuggly fluff

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I had to bring my cat to my office today because of something going on at my apartment. This is me every two seconds.

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Decided to try peely base. Woke up with this on my face in the middle of the night 😅

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HIF after another messy situation with a guy where I end up hurt. I should have known better this time, too.

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HIFW my SO says he thinks a minimum of four children sounds good.

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I realized my nails are pretty much an exact match for my office!

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HIFW I realize I've let people shame me for being an attorney.

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Simple, but cute!

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HIF trying to work even though I'm bordering on too sick to be able to think clearly.

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I think I've been watching too much porn lately. I'm stuck working late and can't stop thinking about improbable scenarios where I get to have office sex.

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HIFW someone brings up the study about office temperatures and a guy responds that it's stupid because women are complaining they can't wear sundresses and keeps joking that the weather must be oppressive and sexist because he's so hot.

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MFW I got my internet installed after not having it for two and a half weeks and was going to work from home right after, but decide to indulge in some much needed porn-watching.

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Nothing like using Disney music to amp yourself up to work on a Sunday afternoon to meet an important deadline.

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HIFW a guy and I have been flirting pretty hardcore and almost sexting, but it's a complicated situation so I'm not sure what's going to happen even though I know we both want to fool around.

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HIFW I'm trying to get back into reading for pleasure, but I keep getting distracted by Netflix.

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How I sometimes internally react to (mostly) erect penises.

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MRW a random guy starts hitting on me as I'm entering my apartment building and says, I bet your boyfriend loooooves you, in a really creepy, sexual voice.

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MRW I wake up after having a sex dream about Ron Swanson.

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MFW I get home from a restaurant and realize I forgot my leftovers there.

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HIFW my SO of two and a half years inexplicably hasn't returned any communication with me since Thursday, but I have an interview tomorrow for a job that had the potential to be my dream job.

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A fun use for my huge polish collection! (Warmachine figure)

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H my boobs FW I started to take my bra off then realized I was at work, so I had to keep it on. So close to freedom!

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Trolls, my boyfriend's roommate decided to show me a clip from a TV show with some really fucked up sexual violence. Due to personal history, depictions of sexual violence give me serious prolonged anxiety. Could anyone offer some sympathy/support?

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HIF trying to work with a migraine.

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