Protecting what matters. He's Never gone all out. He doesn't need to. You wouldn't dare walk into his lair.5yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/masterforgiveme
and put your garbage IN a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough9yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Copies are Flying off the Shelves. 1 Million Gentlesirs can't be Wrong5yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
So, I found a bottle of pills. It gets better. They are unlabled pills. It gets better. They are from an unlicensed Mexican pharmacy. You have ONE sentence to explain!4yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later... And when I got there, they told me he just left...10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bobby, I can't babysit Bill and you.. and he's in the band. BILL, SPIT THAT OUT!8yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Oh my lord... You've got 5 plugs in one outlet, here. Does your father know you're doing this?!8yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
A boy who has a Unicorn Ranch in his bedroom shouldn't call other people weird9yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I got so worked up about Bobby and this deal with Milton Street I accidentally put 87 Octane in the truck6yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I've got it! A pancake sale, where we get our wives to serve pancakes, topless9yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
So it turns out I'm not the actual Dale Gribble, but a clone of him. The original me is a super warrior from the year 2087. The second me, i.e. I, was created to help the first me fight the invading Mongol armies. Beer, please.10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Now, just in case I'm incapacitated for some reason.. Do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?9yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Ugh.. Aisle 8A. Boy, we sure are a long way from Automotive.. You have your list?9yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Come on, Peggy. You have an IQ of 170. You've said so lots of times9yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.8yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Sure, Son. The Char-King does cost a little less here at Mega-lo-Mart. But when you buy at Strickland (135 Los Gotos Rd) You don't just get a grill. You get a spatula, and a friend. A good spatula!10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Look look, right there. See that guys reaction when Bush shakes his hand?10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Why don't you eat some more pizza? That's all you ever do is eat pizza9yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I told you I didn't rent the tape! Now whose calling me a liar, you or the machine? Cause I wanna know whose ass to kick!10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
You know he tried to get me kicked out of the club for throwin' my putter at his wife?9yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Uh.. sure.. this grill is perfect for indoor grilling... or heating...8yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
You see, this is why we do shop; not to be more popular or to get into college, but to sand and drill and chisel things...8yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
You know, I was told that I wasn't supposed to swear in here tonight9yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/trailerparkboys
Do you know what that principal said when I asked for more basketballs for the girls?8yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
How many people here are lucky enough to be members of the Nordic subgroup of the Aryan race?9yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Now be careful with those video cameras, children. In order to buy them the school board had to eliminate geography10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I can't believe I lied to my boss. I should have done the honest thing and murdered the emu's8yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Okay, my turn: Tongue-kiss a lizard, or take a shower in Bill's bathroom?10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
It's not my fault his finger was there. It's not my fault I ran a woman off the road when she changed lanes without signaling8yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Hi, my name is Ladybird. I like long walks, my arthritis medication, and two cups of kibble a day.10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?9yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Sorry, Bobby I was making a Hot Toddy before you showed up. You want a Hot Toddy? Hot Toddy will calm your nerves.10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
What are ya doing son? Did you use that dollar to start a shoe shine business?10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I've become more responsible, I know what I want in life now. All I really want to do is get high and mow lawns in the trailer park...and that's okay.10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/trailerparkboys
Roger, what the hell. What are you doing in there? Just licking my finger and flicking the bean.10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/americandad
Who unplugged my sign? Chet, you know you can't plug it in. It don't work right.10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Most people write letters to movie stars. This Simpson guy writes to movies.10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I hate this new area code. Like I don't have enough to remember already10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Surely as I am Clea, and the Crystal of Kilmarian shines upon my brow, our forces shall rally and vanquish the Goblin Horde!10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
This is our new suggestion box. It is a way for each of us to anonymously suggest ways we can whip this place into shape without fear of losing your job10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
You know I think you're right! First thing tomorrow morning I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head10yr ⋅ DenverNugs ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
