Pupper won't share the hose

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Puppy tries his hardest not to share the hose.

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My water! No share!

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When the best spot on the couch is taken.

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Mattress Lab

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Lizard trying to wave back

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Hey. NEW STANDUP SPECIAL - August 10

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Anyone want to make a band in Rust? Jerrycan guitar, flute and horn were almost a thing in 2016. Devblog 106

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ChAMeLEoN SiTH mUrdeRs JeDi IgUAnA wItH ThE FoRCE

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Selfie (from a distance).

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Old dog finds a way to get water from a pup-protected hose.

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#SuperBowl #wanderingmindtour

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🔥 Aggressive Mantis Squad 🔥

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Hey.

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when Darkness has 10 million views in a day isn't on Youtube Trending like 2mil Godzilla

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Hey. New Standup Special Streaming Now! (pass it on)

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Hey. Here's the poster for 'Dean'. It will be in theaters in June. #DeanMovie

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Hello. My new standup special is on Netflix now. It's called Demetri Martin Live (at the time). Pass it on.

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Mug design.

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I swear the Plumbus looks like the animators best attempt at getting a dick and balls past the censors.

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Hey, bet you can't do this!

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me irl

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MRW I join the fresh wipe a few hours late

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I've posted this before, but since it's palindrome week I'm posting it again - a 500-word palindrome I wrote. Enjoy?

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Too many cats on the front page. Here's a puffin from Machias Seal Island.

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Karate Belts

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Hitcat targets a rabbit named Luigi.

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See-through pillar. (from /r/mildlyinteresting)

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Boo! This is Mantis shrimp territory.

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Please bring this out of concept limbo. Jerry can guitar, flute and horn introduced in Devblog 106 April 2016. We had 3d models!

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Starving lion in an American zoo.

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A good girlfriend tries her best.

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Sir Snek

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MRW my robot girlfriend leaves me for looking too human

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DO WE NEED TO REMIND YOU AMERICA (response to /r/MURICA)

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🔥 Mimic octopus vs. Mantis shrimp 🔥

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Puppy tries to jump over a cat.

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Scientists roaming the lands were teased in devblogs. We players ended up being those scientists.

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MRW my neck is sore from watching tennis and I'm a wizard who can teleport.

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Octopus attacked by Mantis Shrimp (one master of disguise vs another)

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Italian breaded steak sandwich

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Pie Chart

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I just nuked your epic pumpkin.

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Biggest jerks in the ocean.

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Cat and owl share an unlikely friendship.

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Mimic octopus vs. Mantis shrimp

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Zuqweenie.

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Derped out deer.

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Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip. 65 years apart?

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Kirkland waterfront looking north

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Fuck.

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My cat's reaction when I find her toys in my shoes.

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WA State Starter Pack

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I love the atmosphere an M203 flare makes at night.

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Baby trash panda is a little nervous.

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cAmErA pArALyzEs MaNtIs SqUAd

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Early morning sky looks beautiful these days.

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The weirdest vehicle on DayZ Epidemic. Snipers love it!

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Crushing a stroller with a 3 ton gravity press

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I LOVE TO DANCE

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My prediction for the soft launch based on recent subreddit hype traffic data.

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After running for 3 hours across the map to the northern edge and back to the coast, this is the one thing I miss the most from the mod.

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Molokini, a partially submerged volcanic crater off the coast of Maui. A great spot for snorkeling. (x-post /r/snorkeling)

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Remember the 90's? French Toast Crunch does.

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DayZ really brings out the worst in people. I shot up the magic school bus and set it on fire. Ms. Frizzle was wearing a ghillie suit.

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When one of the only official renters of a locked-down mod gives up, you know it's bad.

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Flying down the middle of the big Taviana bridge at 487kmh.

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Sleeping koala

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Faceplanting onto a frozen lake prank.

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Hot dog stuffed crust pizza.

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The mods are asleep, post pictures of people obeying the rules! Here's a book to get us started.

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I've played this game since July and just learned yesterday how to do the Surrender motion (both hands behind head). Go to options, Controls, scroll to very bottom, bind Surrender to anything you want. It doesn't have a default key.

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Here's how I get a hot shower after my hamster-generated electricity runs out.

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While doing an industrial parts run to repair the hull on my new firetruck I accidentally hit a 1ft tall chunk of cement. You know what happened next...

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Me after getting invited and browsing respected memes.

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Cat attacks a backyard bunny.

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Found this cool new redneck chopper in DayZ Origins. Anyone know if it can float? Not sure if they used enough duct tape.

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The zombie faces in Oring seem a little fresh...

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fried pickles, corn dogs, doritos and french fries pizza

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Look at this fatcat and his name brand cereal backpack.

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MRW I saw a gif of Melisandre in her underwear cooking.

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When you make it to the final circle by prone shimmy

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Parachuting near Taviana's Space Needle.

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Do you think DayZ would be more dynamic and fun if we could make bases like in Wasteland? Make your own Woodbury to protect against the hordes of zombies.

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Congrats to Ethan for having 17 out of the top 20 images for ethan chins on Google Images!

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First time I've ever seen this pig truck in DayZ. I really want to drive it!

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Spontaneous combustion in DayZ. I barely bumped this one.

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All of the buildings shrunk. Godzilla mode activated.

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After logging in I fell to my death from a tower and got transported to some sort of purgatory.

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Oh no! Frosty are you ok?

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Camouflage as a hipster so bandits think you're playing ironically and leave you alone. (Experimental)

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Taviana bridge daredevil. I didn't end up making it the whole distance...

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Smokey Bear would be so disappointed.

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I was just trying to land and check out this island church. I really screwed up...

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Heli crash jackpot on DayZ Unleashed. For such a large and open map I was really surprised to find these all bunched up together.

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Someone finally found a way to get Study Body to work.

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When you don't want to hike up for the view. Vantage, WA

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Lesson learned. Do NOT attempt to break down a tall metal fence with a tractor. Disappointment and traveling by foot will follow.

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Looking back at my burning truck I notice the fire attracted a few friends. Closest town is 1km away.

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I am the thirstiest man alive.

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Found a cool conference room in Sabina on Taviana.

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The ocean at night is a scary place. I was very happy to get a pickup from that beach.

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Oring has some interesting starting clothes for the apocalypse...

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These socks have built-in upvotes. Don't let them down.

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At the bottom of Mt. Everest on Sahrani I had an amazing view to go with an amazing meal.

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This badass zombie hits you with his own ripped off forearm.

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I think I ejected at the wrong time...

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After months of playing, I finally found my first CZ 550. Too bad it didn't come with ammo...

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MRW Comcast's buyout of Time Warner means they'll be owning 19 of the top 20 markets.

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Vevey, Switzerland. Absolutely amazing view. [5000x1120]

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Sriracha spotted on the International Space Station with astronaut Mike Fincke.

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Flew Rocket's Maule plane between the big bridge wires on Taviana.

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New compass? ENHANCE! White blob confirmed.

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Welcome to /r/default. Post anything and everything. Here's a picture of a Canadian band called Default.

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Decided to stitch together the map of Origins after seeing how different it was. There's 16 extra islands compared to Taviana.

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Waterbending balloon.

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I left my admin map open tracking player movements for several hours. Check out the mess it made.

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When I have to sneeze really bad and it passes.

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This Chinook helicopter looks like a giant monster head.

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MRW someone says my comment deserves gold, but he gets the gold instead.

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Current server counts of mods on DayZ Commander

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Brought a first time Taviana player to the secret cave north of Sabina. Awesome dude, first thing he does is sit down next to the skeleton. Fun times!

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On the road with some lovely ladies on the Sahrani countryside.

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Sriracha spotted on the International Space Station with astronaut Mike Fincke.

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