Got a new desk in my office, the carpet was newer than the old desk. Guess where the old one was?2yr ⋅ Deku-is-Best-Boi ⋅ r/NotMyJob
A fellow student included this in a presentation on memes for our boomer professor.4yr ⋅ Deku-is-Best-Boi ⋅ r/madlads
Please don’t litter your masks and gloves. They’re not biodegradable, and can’t be recycled. They’re considered biologically contaminated waste, and are dangerous for people to collect as the virus can live for several days on them. Also just don’t litter, it shows you don’t care for your city.4yr ⋅ Deku-is-Best-Boi ⋅ r/batonrouge
Just got beaned from r/theworldisflat for pointing out that this “proof” the earth is flat has a curved horizon.5yr ⋅ Deku-is-Best-Boi ⋅ r/flatearth
Take out the refs, replace them with this guy he will always get the right calls.4yr ⋅ Deku-is-Best-Boi ⋅ r/Saints
Is this even possible? Train launches forward out the station, traverses the track, stalls on the spike, then goes back to the station backwards, does a launch fly through of the station backwards, traverses the track backwards, back up the spike, then forward back to the station.4yr ⋅ Deku-is-Best-Boi ⋅ r/NoLimitsCoaster
“You can pretend to be a majestic Brontosaurus while you eat them and create your own mating call.”5yr ⋅ Deku-is-Best-Boi ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
